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dev286 posted:Guys I had a Coffee Crisp yesterday for the first time in a while and... It wasn't very good! Did it aways have a core made of wax? gently caress, don't eat nestle products.
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Ignore Me posted:What retard came up with that idea? Man, I covered this already RandomFerret posted:The bags, for the confused, are a plastic bag that holds 4 litres of milk, separated into smaller clear bags. No, not four 1-litre bags, silly, 3 1.3-litre bags. If you want 1 litre, go buy a carton or a jug. But you should know that we only keep those around for Americans coming up north to shop, just so we can post the security camera footage to yankeefails.ca, the most popular website in Canada. There's a video going viral right now of Americans trying to drive in August without snow tires, and it's a laugh riot. I'd post a link to it, but it would come up 404 for anybody outside the country. Don't try to use a proxy either, we're one step ahead of you. We are always one step ahead of you, as evidenced by our superior milk conveyance technology. I had to type out the quote tags by hand since the original thread has long since been closed and it made me realise that I haven't posted anything funny in years or indeed at all
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quote:Do you want it so narrow that the milk shoots in an arc over your cereal bowl and across the table, or do you want it so wide that half the milk pours out at once, causing the bag to collapse and flop out of the pitcher and onto the floor, bursting and spilling the rest? The choice is yours, and the choice is those two. edit: SpannerX fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Nov 16, 2016 |
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RandomFerret posted:Man, I covered this already Jesus loving a holy cow in a pig sty, thats just too much work and too many utensils just to get a glass of milk. You Canadians make me sick.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 00:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usFFKNRB2z8 You're welcome Canada.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 00:59 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr0FPRC82j4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxJvrD80nJ4
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 01:05 |
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The Littlest Hobo. I loved that show!
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Away all Goats posted:Being from Scarborough and on the internet I had learned one thing: we might as well be another country to anyone east of the Don Valley and South of the Danforth Pretty sure Scarborough is home to our very own forums superstar Dare, so it's got that going for it too. I live in the Upper North Beaches, myself. Edit: we got a constant large duck issue too http://goose-watch.uwaterloo.ca/ If you're gonna visit be sure to memorize the etiquette Grandma Panic! fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Nov 16, 2016 |
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I'm from Hamilton AMA Note: the answer to every question will be "Go back to Toronto"
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 01:18 |
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I think 4L jugs are just gallon jugs filled a little higher.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 01:38 |
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Littlest Hobo is legit
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 02:00 |
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Is it possible to go find rubes in Canada that are uneducated, racist, and poor while pretending to be an actual journalist? I think not.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 02:17 |
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is dare why no one says to go to scarborough
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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:Winnipeg! also the home to the only Biosafety Level 4 facility in Canada so watch out for ebola
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 02:34 |
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Fsmhunk posted:Beta seems to mean kind and polite, in my expierence. It also means Americans suck rear end at creating insults. Canadians have cool insults like hoser and tool.
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Lacey posted:It also means Americans suck rear end at creating insults. Canadians have cool insults like hoser and tool. Don't forget goof and poo poo disturber
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Rutibex posted:i dont know where they come from (maybe the government?), but every canadian owns a milk bag holder Actually as I said only those in the east were selected for the extremely hush-hush semi-sentient plastic milk-jug program. The predecessor to CSIS (Canadian Spies In Space) determined that the British Monarchy would be best served by a public that had learned it's place as true servants - and how better but by having subliminal messages piped directly through your stomach via milk that had been interacting with a semi-sentient plastic? Sadly they failed to account for the jug's inherent hatred of Plastic Bags, and no such messages were ever detected - the program was shuttered before it could reach the west. Now for a more lighthearted fact: Many people of Earth are aware that Hockey Is Important To Canada. Even our friendly neighbors to the south (but not too far south) have picked up on the sport as fun and exciting and male dominated. However, did you know that traditionally it is in fact the Canadian mating ritual - or, at least, the first few steps in a year long courting that involves danger, intrigue, immense amounts of ice and flannel, luck, and no small amount... of love? It's True!
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Did you know Canada has it's very own fleet of Welcoming Beavers? It's True!
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 04:45 |
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i like curling, legitimately
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 04:49 |
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FuhrerHat posted:i like curling, legitimately Women's. Hot butts
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 04:52 |
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Blazing Zero posted:it might be a nice tropical getaway in 30 years
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 05:18 |
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I am American and Glad. I fly the American Flag. When Trump got elected. I felt real rejected. Now I'm Canadian and Glad. Some more limerick fun for our friends up north. Enjoy.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 16:04 |
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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada"
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Blazing Zero posted:it might be a nice tropical getaway in 30 years There's been an on-again, off-again movement for Canada to annex the Turks and Caicos Islands.
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:There once was a man from Nantucket
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:There once was a man from Nantucket I don't think we should let this guy in.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxlEqO_MA04
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if its ok to eat.. (if its ok to eat) like a muffin or a beet! (like a muffin or a beet!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg
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