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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

unpleasantly turgid posted:

loltax got owned by an intern just lmao

what's funny though is that this forum will never be dead (but will still be gay). It's just the unhinged, retarded brother of facebook, another service that'll never go away. Like literally lowtax could just use facebook's aesthetic format, keep the paywall but slap some hentai ads on it and we're golden for the next decade and a half.

A CANDIAN intern

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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
I am a milennial slacking here in the slack site.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Lowtax posted:

Considering a majority of these chunks are turds like Slenderman and 4chan, I'd be okay with flushing it.

*20 years from now*

Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, there have been rumors that your website is responsible for the total collapse of western society. What is your response?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
More like slanderman gently caress that intern

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
Reading Slendermans' wiki page and found this

Wikipedia posted:

Experts testified in court she also said she conversed with Lord Voldemort and one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

:stare:

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

a glitch posted:

Reading Slendermans' wiki page and found this


:stare:

I bet it was Raph. Stabbing your friend almost to death in order to appease a spooky Internet monster is pretty cool, but also pretty rude.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Cnut the Great posted:

I bet it was Raph.

no dude

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

jon joe posted:

*20 years from now*

Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, there have been rumors that your website is responsible for the total collapse of western society. What is your response?

"what"

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Am I the only millennial on this slack site?!?

Svdl
May 9, 2006

Around the world

Moridin920 posted:

lol i remember when millennial was just 90s and on and now all the people in their 30s are going "yeah ME TOO" like they grew up in the same dotcom/grunge era

Does anyone really claim to be a millennial? I thought it's a word old people use to refer to those they think are retarded.


I'm retarded.

I mean a millennial

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004
What is slacking?

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


What the gently caress is a millenial?

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost
Are millennial slacks those drop-crotch ones that make it look like you poo poo your pants? Young people these days! :corsair:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


waittaminute... this inst a 'millenial slack site' , this is a millenial black site (a place used to hide things)!!!

you will not get away with thisc richard! the people will rise up aganst you as one!!

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

unpleasantly turgid posted:

loltax got owned by an intern just lmao
But I can't even tell if it's an own, it's just words stuck together that make no sense.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Tyrant! You're day are numbersed !

weirdly chilly pussy
Oct 6, 2007

I love to slack here, during the year 2000 (Y2K).

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Lowtax posted:

But I can't even tell if it's an own, it's just words stuck together that make no sense.

Welcome to being owned in the year 2017.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
You are owned before you even think about it.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

stay safe slendie man

Secret Machine
Jun 20, 2005

What the Hell?

I petition to change this dead gay forum to "Something Slackful" or "Slackthing Awful".

Did someone suggest that already? I was too busy watching millennial vine stars to read every stupid post.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


man at least when the media hosed up with 4chan they got to be 'the internet hate machine'

'millenial slack site' doesnt have the same ring to it.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
They also blew up a van when reporting on 4chan.

What should the media blow up while reporting on Something Awful? I think that's the big question here.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

juggalo baby coffin posted:

man at least when the media hosed up with 4chan they got to be 'the internet hate machine'

'millenial slack site' doesnt have the same ring to it.

A boomer would probably call a millennial slack site a redundant term

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

a glitch posted:

They also blew up a van when reporting on 4chan.

What should the media blow up while reporting on Something Awful? I think that's the big question here.

probably a port-a-john

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Monkey Fracas posted:

probably a port-a-john

someone is going to lose a fingat

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


I thought that in order to be a millenial site the owner had to be a 20-something dropout from a low-tier regional university's CS program who "knew he knew more than his professors" and started a company with nothing but himself and a $3mil loan from daddy.

Lowtax is just some cool guy with many facial expressions.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

"Slack Site" is a way better term for how I usually refer to SA when speaking to normals, which is Bizzaro Land Mensa Club

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Dead, gay millennial slack site

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

firebeats posted:

i thought marble hornets was p good

it was not

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yeah that slacker generation of media moguls where everyone has like 4 viable skillsets and mainstream media bites all their poo poo for content. :jerkbag:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

free hubcaps posted:

I remember back during the great slenderman murders NPR did a piece on him. When the host mentioned that slenderman had originated on something awful, a comedy website, the internet expert they had on quickly interjected "it's not a comedy website".

"internet expert", now there's a millennial slacker job.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

angerbeet posted:

it was not

+1

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Slack site, so what

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
With no context marble hornets is a cool sounding name

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Lowtax please change my username to little Lowtax

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Sid Vicious posted:

More like sack site and pretend that I posted my testicles

to match the dick you posted, yes

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Fuckin millenials https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3723831&userid=33761

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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
If you were born after 1980 you're a millennial.

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