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Guy Goodbody posted:the First Lady has been missing for three weeks and no one knows why, and somehow that isn't front page news Roseanne was cancelled, the Puerto Rican hurricane Maria death toll was revised to 70x higher than what the government says, and Israel is bombing Gaza, so the First Lady being missing is pretty far down on the totem pole.
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Like if you told me tomorrow the First Lady is straight up D E A D rear end dead my only reaction would be "lol"
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May 30, 2018 22:57
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Roseanne was cancelled, the Puerto Rican hurricane Maria death toll was revised to 70x higher than what the government says, and Israel is bombing Gaza, so the First Lady being missing is pretty far down on the totem pole. that being said, ITT Melanie is the most important topic, so please post any articles from days I'm missing in the OP so we can get a complete timeline going.
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GobiasIndustries posted:that being said, ITT Melanie is the most important topic, so please post any articles from days I'm missing in the OP so we can get a complete timeline going. ok here's a timeline May 16 - the first lady is fed to the white house hogs that they raise for presidential dinners May 17 - still dead May 18 - still dead May 19 - still dead May 20 - still dead ...
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May 30, 2018 23:01
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:ok here's a timeline Lol
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May 30, 2018 23:41
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Hello
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May 30, 2018 23:41
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https://twitter.com/harddrivemag/status/1001964746512457728
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May 31, 2018 00:25
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hello everyone i am working on a dark ritual to bring melanie back from the dead please donate to my gofundme
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May 31, 2018 00:34
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melania is gonna endorse bernie sanders
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May 31, 2018 00:36
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pushpins posted:The CIA is torturing Barrons minecraft characters and will continue to do so until he reveals where his mom is
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May 31, 2018 00:40
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Taintrunner posted:melania is gonna endorse bernie sanders bernie is going to adopt barron
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May 31, 2018 00:42
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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1001967181226225664
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May 31, 2018 00:46
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i feel bad for making fun of her all those times, now that she is dead
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May 31, 2018 00:51
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melanie just told trump that she got a new invisibility field to hang around the house in and then she just bolted
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May 31, 2018 00:52
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she is going to reappear played by that secret service actor
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May 31, 2018 00:53
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:melanie just told trump that she got a new invisibility field to hang around the house in and then she just bolted she told him she was helping test the f-35
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May 31, 2018 00:53
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let us post our favorite melanie trump moments in remembrance of melanie trump, because she is dead https://twitter.com/melaniatrump/status/234002950274560000?lang=en ok thats all i got
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May 31, 2018 00:54
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also holy crap that banner is disturbing
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May 31, 2018 00:55
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cuntman.net posted:also holy crap that banner is disturbing look at you, millennial. a pathetic creature of flesh and debt
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May 31, 2018 00:56
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be best OR ELSE
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May 31, 2018 01:00
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While the big MAGA types were deffo honking off to her at some point and they are slavishly reserved to the position of having to defend everything Trump, given that it's pretty much a given that Melania loving loathes her husband, has there been any change in their reception to her?
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May 31, 2018 01:05
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everyone loves Melanie duck, the duck that is as alive as Melanie Trump
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May 31, 2018 01:32
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Dr. Killjoy posted:While the big MAGA types were deffo honking off to her at some point and they are slavishly reserved to the position of having to defend everything Trump, given that it's pretty much a given that Melania loving loathes her husband, has there been any change in their reception to her? i dont see why they would. the ultra maga types are going to be the ones that dont really consider women as people
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May 31, 2018 01:47
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cuntman.net posted:hello everyone i am working on a dark ritual to bring melanie back from the dead please donate to my gofundme those turkeys walking in a circle around a dead cat in the road only it's Melanie's shallow grave in the WH lawn
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May 31, 2018 02:23
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Results for "behalf" @realDonaldTrump: 38 @melaniatrump: 0 Results for "american people" @realDonaldTrump: ~100 @melaniatrump: 0 Number of Trump tweets just in the past week that have erroneously used two spaces like "Melania's" tweet did: 5
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May 31, 2018 02:27
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Yo it's Melania, get me outta dis wack rear end crystal prison
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May 31, 2018 05:41
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Its true we haven't given enough thought to the fact that melania might have been trapped in the phantom zone
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May 31, 2018 07:23
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My theory is she's dead, and the only reason it's being kept under wraps is so Donald can keep cashing her paycheques for being first lady, no other reason.
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May 31, 2018 13:30
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being that we’re on the retarded-est timeline I’m guessing buzzfeed or redstate will be one of the places that confirms Melanie’s death, I’m just wondering what their official reason will be
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May 31, 2018 14:21
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Ripoff posted:being that we’re on the retarded-est timeline I’m guessing buzzfeed or redstate will be one of the places that confirms Melanie’s death, I’m just wondering what their official reason will be it will be confirmed on twitter by a dude named @fuck_sewer and no one will believe him until his friend who works for deadspin corroborates
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May 31, 2018 14:35
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What does Q Anon say about this?
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May 31, 2018 14:44
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good https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1002184282842988544
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May 31, 2018 15:35
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suddenly the president isnt allowed to murder his wife???? this is why we need guns
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May 31, 2018 15:41
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Resting assured ITT
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May 31, 2018 15:48
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quote:Loesch compared Melania’s recent surgery to conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton’s health during the 2016 campaign. Hillary was in bad health though.
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May 31, 2018 16:04
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gj finding an uggo pic of dana
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May 31, 2018 16:17
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Melania is as dead as the piss tape is real
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May 31, 2018 16:25
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I made this and I hope you enjoy it and share it with all of your best friends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1pv2pIr4ds
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May 31, 2018 16:30
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Hillary was in bad health though. pneumonia and alergies, sure. dying of intracranial bleeding and seizures, not so much. a blind squirrel-nut situation though kinda rich her saying that since she was hook line and sinker into clinton dying gate
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not to rain on your parade, you beautiful goons, but shes not dead. her parents are in DC, she has several other close family members in slovenia. no way they wouldnt cause a stink if she died. she probably just hosed off back to new york and shes not taking don-dons poo poo anymore
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