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Inept
Jul 8, 2003

I don't know how I forgot to add this bit from the guy's post

quote:

My parents generously gifted the money for the home, which we've been living in for 3 months. I plan to pay them back in the future. Part of the home purchase also included paying off a $12,000 personal loan and $5,000 credit card.

Mom and Dad gave him money to bury himself. He also used to have $17k more debt than he currently has.

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Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
My sister... took out loans... at 700% interest...

https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/adjq4y/my_sister_took_out_loans_at_700_interest/

quote:

Yep. 700% is the highest one, she took out 11 others with 142% at the lowest. Don't know what she was thinking, my family just found out a couple months later. We're still processing that this happened and that's it's actually legal, I don't know how to help though besides telling her "pay it back immediately." Any input? Thanks.

Edit: she took from payday loans, is in Utah, and is sitting at about $15k in debt at $1500/mo.

I thought these kinds of loans were made illegal but I guess Utah!

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Lockback posted:

I thought these kinds of loans were made illegal but I guess Utah!

They are. Which is why this person almost definitely went to a tribal lender, who are under no such restrictions.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Motronic posted:

They are. Which is why this person almost definitely went to a tribal lender, who are under no such restrictions.

Hell yea financial grifting the white man

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Motronic posted:

They are. Which is why this person almost definitely went to a tribal lender, who are under no such restrictions.

Ahahaha yesss.

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances
You can buy these precious beads and casino tokens if you'll just sign this document assigning your lands future interest payments to us

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The calculator would only go to 99% but look at this

Year Principal Interest Total Paid Balance
2019 $1.44 $13,748.12 $13,749.56 $14,998.56
2020 $3.94 $14,995.58 $14,999.52 $14,994.62
2021 $10.33 $14,989.19 $14,999.52 $14,984.29
2022 $26.96 $14,972.56 $14,999.52 $14,957.33
2023 $70.43 $14,929.09 $14,999.52 $14,886.90
2024 $184.05 $14,815.47 $14,999.52 $14,702.85
2025 $480.90 $14,518.62 $14,999.52 $14,221.95
2026 $1,256.51 $13,743.01 $14,999.52 $12,965.44
2027 $3,282.97 $11,716.55 $14,999.52 $9,682.47
2028 $8,577.77 $6,421.75 $14,999.52 $1,104.70
2029 $1,104.70 $92.05 $1,196.75 $0.00
Totals $15,000.00 $134,941.99 $149,941.99

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

George H.W. oval office posted:

Hell yea financial grifting the white man

Well these places are usually some hellish amalgamation of outside money and an associated tribal business entity that lets the outsider get access to tribal sovereignty in return for a cut of the cash, plus like all payday loan places they prey mostly on folks in extreme poverty, which is a group that disproportionately consists of people of color and tribal members themselves.

Every tribe has different rules, though, inasmuch as they have formalized statutes at all, so who knows!

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
One company (Green smoke or something) went bankrupt after a bunch of their loans were declared illegal in certain states.

The extraordinary interest rates reflect the fact its entirely possible they’ll be outlawed and lose their assets.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Krispy Wafer posted:

The extraordinary interest rates reflect the fact its entirely possible they’ll be outlawed and lose their assets.

The also indicate the lack of rigor for their "underwriting".

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Krispy Wafer posted:

One company (Green smoke or something) went bankrupt after a bunch of their loans were declared illegal in certain states.

The extraordinary interest rates reflect the fact its entirely possible they’ll be outlawed and lose their assets.

Courts can rule outrageous contracts void. If they want to collect they eventually need the local court system to issue a judgement or garnishment.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

'Cause we're the good guys.

Motronic posted:

They are. Which is why this person almost definitely went to a tribal lender, who are under no such restrictions.

As I was rebuilding my credit after a divorce, I took great enjoyment in watching the evolution of shady credit offers I would get in the mail. At first it was all tribal stuff and I'd always love trying to find the tiny-print APR on the back. I think I saw one that was over 1000% one time.

I knew I was improving when I started getting the payday loan offers (the ones that rollover every two weeks) and the credit cards with $300 limits and like $200 setup fees instead. :)

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Krispy Wafer posted:

One company (Green smoke or something) went bankrupt after a bunch of their loans were declared illegal in certain states.

The extraordinary interest rates reflect the fact its entirely possible they’ll be outlawed and lose their assets.

I think I remember something like this in a business law class I took for my undergrad. I think they were based off a reservation in Montana.

https://missoulian.com/news/state-a...97577530a4.html

Plain Green

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Jack2142 posted:

I think I remember something like this in a business law class I took for my undergrad. I think they were based off a reservation in Montana.

https://missoulian.com/news/state-a...97577530a4.html

Plain Green

The one I was thinking of was called Western Sky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgLMgVq4p_E

I think interstate lending is what killed them. If the Utah Native American payday lenders just lend in Utah then they're probably golden.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Krispy Wafer posted:

The one I was thinking of was called Western Sky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgLMgVq4p_E

I think interstate lending is what killed them. If the Utah Native American payday lenders just lend in Utah then they're probably golden.

Wasn't that guy from the second episode of Dirty Money behind those loans?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Nocheez posted:

Wasn't that guy from the second episode of Dirty Money behind those loans?

Same business, different company.

https://publicintegrity.org/2011/09/26/6605/payday-lending-bankrolls-auto-racers-fortune

SiGmA_X
May 3, 2004
SiGmA_X
Should I refinance my car loan?
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/adqjnb/should_i_refinance_my_car_loan/

quote:

Hey guys!

I recently bought a top of the line 2019 Camry. My car loan currently stands at $32.123 at 6.14% for 72 months.

I’m pretty fresh out of college making ~$3,200 a month. I’m still living with my parents so paying off aggressively is the name of the game. I’m considering payments of $1,700.

The question is should I refinance it then pay it off aggressively or is my current strategy fine? I heard credit scores can take a hit after refinancing (mine is in the low 700s).

Any advice would help, thanks!
I think they swapped a comma with a period in the balance. Jebus


Credit Dwinding, Cant dig myself out of the hole Ive dug. Help
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/adppyq/credit_dwinding_cant_dig_myself_out_of_the_hole/

quote:

Hello everyone. Long time lurker first time poster. Im not really sure how to preface this so Ill just get right down to it. I am in a case of financial ruin and I am completely at a loss. I just moved to a new city about 7 months ago and it wasn’t until a lien on my account was, say “activated”, was when I realized how much financial trouble I am actually in. Ive been losing sleep over racking numbers up in my head and trying to work out a solution for the last few months and Im not closer to coming up with anything now as I was then. I want a family, I want financial freedom, I want to be able to go out to eat without having to worry about how much the dinner cost, especially if I am on a date, I want nice things, a house, a car, good credit all of it. So I turn to you reddit and I hope you have the answers that I seek. There has to be Some sort of options that I am not thinking of. I am scraping pennies together for meals because I have so much debt I cant keep track of it all and am afraid to spend anything. Now I have never been good with money and my parents really never gave a poo poo so I sit here nearly in tears and alone most nights because I just have no one to turn to for answers. Please help me. I cant see a future while Im drowning

I have done the research and put together a rough guestimate of my finances and where I currently am. I am currently working at $12/hr making about $1508 per month I also work at a restaurant on the weekends $100-$150 for a Saturday/Sunday Things that I know and currently pay on:

$150 per phone (at&t)

$150 per insurance (gieco)

$54 per internet (Comcast)

$310 per Car payment

$675 per Rent

$35 Gym

$15 World of Warcraft

$12 netflix

$20 savings

$1423 Total for immediate bills. This leaves me almost nothing for gas and food and fun which I can barely budget for

Things that I owe and have a hard time putting together:

-$1728.72 Credit Card

-$489.75 Escallate (Hospital bill)

-$1693.44 Hospital bill

-$1121.34 Lending Club (dental surgery)

-$ 790.52 Dept of Revenue

$5877.77 Total owed that I know of.

My car is in need of new tires, a tune up, new registration and plates in my new home state. I also need to renew my license here aswell. I feel a little better now that I have put it all together and am looking at the stats but what are my options here? Could I somehow get a substantial loan to clear the debt? Is bankruptcy an option? My credit is just dwindling away at a 494 right now and here I am feeling completely powerless to stop it. Budgeting what little I have seems like a slow crawl to ruin if I slip up somehow and end up forgetting something. Thank you to those who made it through this massive wall of text and who are good with this stuff.
Research? Guesstimate? I am guessing they aren't a native English speaker from the wording of the post.

Also hospital bills and dental surgery are just lovely. Fuckin' America...

SiGmA_X fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Jan 8, 2019

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




How do you option out a $32k Camry

Does it have a smaller second car inside it

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

Paul ReiserFS posted:

How do you option out a $32k Camry

Does it have a smaller second car inside it

Trivially. It's a mid-sized car. toyotausa.com has a bunch of them where once you add in all the taxes and such would easily top that. Especially if it's a hybrid.

BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

Paul ReiserFS posted:

How do you option out a $32k Camry

Does it have a smaller second car inside it

32 honestly sounds a little low for a top trim, all options Camry. The Toyota and Honda econoboxes got big, loaded, and hell of expensive sometime in the last 10 years. They're still boring as hell, but they're not starter cars anymore. Not going to price because I'm on mobile rn, but if that's truly the highest, color me surprised.

Just what kind of bowl of plain oatmeal of a person 1. buys a Camry as an under 40 single person with no kids 2. Finances it at 6%+ for six GD years? If you're going to light money on fire anyway, just buy the drat Mustang at that point.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Krispy Wafer posted:

The one I was thinking of was called Western Sky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgLMgVq4p_E

I think interstate lending is what killed them. If the Utah Native American payday lenders just lend in Utah then they're probably golden.

Actually now that I think of it Western Sky looks more like what we went over, I think we watched that ad.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

BonerGhost posted:

32 honestly sounds a little low for a top trim, all options Camry. The Toyota and Honda econoboxes got big, loaded, and hell of expensive sometime in the last 10 years. They're still boring as hell, but they're not starter cars anymore. Not going to price because I'm on mobile rn, but if that's truly the highest, color me surprised.

Just what kind of bowl of plain oatmeal of a person 1. buys a Camry as an under 40 single person with no kids 2. Finances it at 6%+ for six GD years? If you're going to light money on fire anyway, just buy the drat Mustang at that point.
On that note, this comment is hilarious:

quote:

I swear this sub has a hard on for shaming people when they treat themselves to a nice vehicle. Some people spend 1-2 hours a day in their car. Some people just generally like cars as their main source of pleasure.
Treat yourself to a nice Camry. The car of cars.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





BonerGhost posted:

32 honestly sounds a little low for a top trim, all options Camry. The Toyota and Honda econoboxes got big, loaded, and hell of expensive sometime in the last 10 years. They're still boring as hell, but they're not starter cars anymore. Not going to price because I'm on mobile rn, but if that's truly the highest, color me surprised.

Just what kind of bowl of plain oatmeal of a person 1. buys a Camry as an under 40 single person with no kids 2. Finances it at 6%+ for six GD years? If you're going to light money on fire anyway, just buy the drat Mustang at that point.

It's not even the highest. You can get a 300 hp V6 Camry and easily get it over 40k. Just lol

SiGmA_X
May 3, 2004
SiGmA_X

George H.W. oval office posted:

It's not even the highest. You can get a 300 hp V6 Camry and easily get it over 40k. Just lol
Easily is a stretch, but doable is truth. You have to get a few of the amazing Accessories though.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Motronic posted:

The also indicate the lack of rigor for their "underwriting".

If there are standards at all about who gets a loan and who doesn't, this isn't necessarily true. A good underwriter writes to the product specifications and exercises judgemental underwriting decisions with the portfolio targets in mind. lovely underwriters turn down everything but the slam dunk decisions because they are afraid of a little delinquency, or else approve everything thinking that a bull market will save them. It's possible to underwrite a really risky book with higher delinquency that is balanced lit by higher rates, but if anything that balance can be harder to strike than with more traditional product guidelines. It's rigorous work. A lot of people gently caress that up though, and the result can be companies that go out of business.

Probably though thoug agrees right in that a lot of these places only have automated decisions though, letting the computer do all the work.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

therobit posted:

If there are standards at all about who gets a loan and who doesn't, this isn't necessarily true. A good underwriter writes to the product specifications and exercises judgemental underwriting decisions with the portfolio targets in mind. lovely underwriters turn down everything but the slam dunk decisions because they are afraid of a little delinquency, or else approve everything thinking that a bull market will save them. It's possible to underwrite a really risky book with higher delinquency that is balanced lit by higher rates, but if anything that balance can be harder to strike than with more traditional product guidelines. It's rigorous work. A lot of people gently caress that up though, and the result can be companies that go out of business.

Probably though thoug agrees right in that a lot of these places only have automated decisions though, letting the computer do all the work.

I'm pretty sure at 1000% interest underwriting is as simple as making sure there is a credit profile they can further add delinquencies to and a valid electronic way to debit money. (The latter is as simple for almost every consumer as "does the electronic deposit go through to start the fuse on the debt bomb.)

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

H110Hawk posted:

I'm pretty sure at 1000% interest underwriting is as simple as making sure there is a credit profile they can further add delinquencies to and a valid electronic way to debit money. (The latter is as simple for almost every consumer as "does the electronic deposit go through to start the fuse on the debt bomb.)

1000%, probably. 100%, surprisingly not as much.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Haifisch posted:

On that note, this comment is hilarious:

Treat yourself to a nice Camry. The car of cars.

At least it isn't a truck.

Still, I can't figure out the person that gets a loaded Camry over, well about anything else.

SiGmA_X
May 3, 2004
SiGmA_X
Coworker told me it's not smart to invest in my company's 401k cause the stock market could crash when I retire and I might lose everything. Instead invest in an MLM she's in cause they guarantee if the market crashes I'll keep what I had invested.
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/adpm9i/coworker_told_me_its_not_smart_to_invest_in_my/

quote:

Obviously I'm not going to do that but it got me thinking is there a chance I could lose everything I've invested in? Should I save money some other way? How do I convince her she's making a mistake and dragging her friends and family down with her?

I've told her if the market crashes then her MLM company will have no money but she says that's not true. They've convinced her their financial department is safer than our Fidelity 401k. Basically promising whatever you put in you will get back no matter if the stock market does poorly. And if the stock market does great then you gain profit. If the stock market goes down then you stay at the top until it comes back up again. It doesn't make any sense but she claims it's legit.

It's called People Helping People agency. Indeed has a bunch of negative reviews about it being a pyramid scheme.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
Because rebalancing your portfolio with your target retirement date in mind is not a thing at all.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

therobit posted:

Because rebalancing your portfolio with your target retirement date in mind is not a thing at all.

You want me to get out of aggressive leveraged growth funds and lose all those potential gains? I need those to hit my retirement goal! A guy at work said he invested in Facetime and has been able to afford a top of the line Camry.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

therobit posted:

Because rebalancing your portfolio with your target retirement date in mind is not a thing at all.

The 👏 only 👏 "target date" 📅 you should be worrying 😬 about with our MLM hitting your 💄lipstick 💋/ body wrap 💃 / nail press 💅 / candle 🔥👃 / oil 🍯 / face cream 💆/smoothie 🥛sales goal by the end of the month 📆, hun! 🙌 🙌

BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

SiGmA_X posted:

Coworker told me it's not smart to invest in my company's 401k cause the stock market could crash when I retire and I might lose everything. Instead invest in an MLM she's in cause they guarantee if the market crashes I'll keep what I had invested.
https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/adpm9i/coworker_told_me_its_not_smart_to_invest_in_my/

Imagine, if you will:

The year is 2024. The markets have crashed, Wall Street is a wasteland. Executives and traders in tattered suits huddle in the lobbies of banks, terrified of the guillotine mobs, burning whatever they can find to keep warm. The cash and those few who tried to hold onto it were burned what seems like ages ago; the deposit slips were the first to go, followed closely by the HELOC and car loan documents. The citizens have begun to starve as agriculture halted; without farm insurance, the farmers all lost their tractors and combines and have hanged themselves. Silicon Valley, chronically malnourished from Soylent-only diets, fell to an especially virulent strain of flu for which no one was vaccinated. Those few venture capitalists and computer programmers who remained were rounded up and locked inside Starbucks stores to eventually starve while thinking up new ways to disrupt coffee brewing. Las Vegas, with no electricity to run the lights and no tourists to lose their shirts, has been reclaimed by the desert and her desiccated, peeling denizens continue to live in fear of some specter known only as messikins.

The only people still holding to some shred of humanity and civilization are those who walk in ugly, sheer tights, drinking horribly flavored shakes, made wealthy by their investments in whole life insurance, kept sparkling and beautiful with their drop-shipped cosmetics and fingernail stickers.

...If only I'd gotten in early... trembles on the wind

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004

BonerGhost posted:

32 honestly sounds a little low for a top trim, all options Camry. The Toyota and Honda econoboxes got big, loaded, and hell of expensive sometime in the last 10 years. They're still boring as hell, but they're not starter cars anymore. Not going to price because I'm on mobile rn, but if that's truly the highest, color me surprised.

Just what kind of bowl of plain oatmeal of a person 1. buys a Camry as an under 40 single person with no kids 2. Finances it at 6%+ for six GD years? If you're going to light money on fire anyway, just buy the drat Mustang at that point.

I mean I don't think he can really afford the car but that is milquetoast bad with money compared to most of the decisions we review here. You can do a lot worse than finance a car that is likely to be reliable with minimal maintenance costs and have significant residual value for 6% for 6 years, and you can also do a lot worse than discover the wisdom of aggressively paying down the loan so you are not caught upside down in it

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004

SpelledBackwards posted:

The 👏 only 👏 "target date" 📅 you should be worrying 😬 about with our MLM hitting your 💄lipstick 💋/ body wrap 💃 / nail press 💅 / candle 🔥👃 / oil 🍯 / face cream 💆/smoothie 🥛sales goal by the end of the month 📆, hun! 🙌 🙌

Lol

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
People really hate Camry’s in this thread. I’m not a fan, but if the guy’s parents had several generations of the car it’s possible that’s what he grew up thinking a good stylish automobile looks like.

I’m brand and model agnostic myself. There’s always a chance, however small, that my next vehicle will be a Ford Raptor.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
It's weird because the Camry is pretty GWM overall

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Paul ReiserFS posted:

How do you option out a $32k Camry

Does it have a smaller second car inside it

Average new vehicle sold for $35k last year. The Camry is right in the middle of the market, exactly where it's always been.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Krispy Wafer posted:

I’m brand and model agnostic myself. There’s always a chance, however small, that my next vehicle will be a Ford Raptor.
Circling back to Power Wheels chat in the last thread, my co-worker got his kids a little Ford F-150 Raptor Power Wheel for Christmas. It's a confusing mix of BWM/GWM. Someone on his Facebook post about it noted it'll probably be the only all-electric offering of the model ever.

Hopefully they grow up with it being their dream trucks.

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Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
Haha, jesus, for a second there I thought that the guy somehow financed a Camry for $1700/month for 72 months.

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