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pram
Jun 10, 2001
the five figgy fucktard childhood

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



the future is here



lol if you knew how to play

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Vintersorg posted:

the future is here



lol if you knew how to play

my friends dad had this game and i loved turning it on and getting totally confused but the graphics were cool

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Who needs hollywood movies when you have the infinite power of cdrom games!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKLgwWHiiwI

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
my brother and I went to a high school open day and one of the kids there showed me how the get to the Underground in Return To Zork

we'd never been able to get past the drinking game before that

made it through Myst and Riven though!

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
computer that screams “hey everybody, I’m looking at gay porn!” through the monitor speakers.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


elite_garbage_man posted:

computer that screams “hey everybody, I’m looking at gay porn!” through the monitor speakers.

Computer that does this while spawning hundreds of small moving Windows so you can't easily click off it

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Vintersorg posted:

the future is here

but it's all going wrong

computers good for nothing but it's to nothing they belong

pram
Jun 10, 2001

elite_garbage_man posted:

computer that screams “hey everybody, I’m looking at gay porn!” through the monitor speakers.

last measure ftw

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

hold on i'll look that up in my Grolier Multimedia Encyclopedia, with bonus CD-ROM: The Animals

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
pointing a box fan at the computer to stop it overheating

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


that was used as a system benchmark

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

flakeloaf posted:

hold on i'll look that up in my Grolier Multimedia Encyclopedia, with bonus CD-ROM: The Animals

encarta

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
i just remembered serials2000 :filez:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
was that the mac one?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

might've been a mac version but it was definitely on pc

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
changing the system clock so I can keep using 30 day trialware

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
dongles

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
floppy dicksks

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
a dozen different mass storage standards

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
PCMCIA

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
installing a PCI card so you can have more than 2 USB ports

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
DIP switches

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
USB DSL modems

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Silver Alicorn posted:

installing a PCI card so you can have more than 2 USB ports

installing an isa card so you could have a 16550 uart

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

installing a vlb card

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
RAM on an ISA card

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

ram on a credit card because it was $200 a meg and had to be installed in pairs

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I was a kid in the 90s, and thus did not have a credit line, so that is unrelatable to me

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

that's fair

how about downloading all five floppies of some giant game installer from a bbs over ymodem only to install the game and find out it's in Polish

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
installing drivers for a USB thumbdrive

drives that were like 128 MB and $50

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

I remember loading up AOHell and then joining some Christian chat room to start punting and tosing everyone. Then doing the same in some Athiest chat room.

If you didn't have like 12 credit card numbers and 20 alt AOL accounts by '94 then you weren't playing AOL right. The internet was such sheer chaos at every turn back then, it was amazing. Talk about tech not anticipating bad actors on their platform, you could write tomes on the history of AOL and all the parallels to today.

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
picking a cd-r out of a spindle of blanks, checking it in the light to see if you already burned some poo poo on it but didn't bother to label it

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
photoshop having special tools/features to slice up your website graphics so they would load nicer, since every site had huge image-based sidebars and headers

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



putting a towel over your computer or a pillow or anything to dampen the sound of a modem dialing up in the middle of the night when you were supposed to be in bed

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
a literal physical book with cheat codes for games

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

AtomD posted:

a literal physical book with cheat codes for games

writing and mailing an actual letter to Sierra for hints



i did that a few times; there was this one puzzle in codename: iceman i couldn't figure out near the end; it was a complicated thing with no real explanation

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Computer smelling like tobacco because dad smokes in the study.

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tmesis
Jan 18, 2007

sup holmes
Megamarm

AtomD posted:

a literal physical book with cheat codes for games

i was explaining buying a book of game genie codes to a coworker and had to stop to explain what a game genie was

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