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The power of LPC: My non-swearing, non-LPC-aware wife now gleefully says "who the loving is Lucas" every time a Lucas is mentioned. It's just that good a line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEV8fpqeTmY
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can I just point out how amazing it is that this guy has tried for 15 years to rattle Alex Trebek and still hasn't managed to do it
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Oct 11, 2019 12:55
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Chrpno posted:I like where he calls GG's brother Merle and gives him the ol package delivery runaround. LPC says "my foot is coming towards YOU" and Merle goes completely insane Man I know it's completely in character with the kind of person he is, but seeing Merle selling old polaroids of their family on facebook, one piece at a time for like $20/ea is really sad. Or random articles of GG's clothing.
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Oct 11, 2019 13:04
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SIAM is no longer a country....
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Oct 11, 2019 14:59
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They do that one song that's like, uh.. DOUBLE TRIPLE CHECK TRIPLE DOUBLE DOUBLE FLIP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3pVTdOd7I
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Oct 11, 2019 16:54
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What is it? Sewage?
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vandalism posted:What is it? Sewage? I knew it was you.
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Oct 12, 2019 02:04
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I was just driving down Willoughby road, which gave me the chance for some more LPC quotin'
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k I'm talking about D o u g a n ....Nassshhshshsshshshshshshhsshshshhshshshshshhhohohoohooooooooomomomomomomomomomomomomommiowwowowowowowowowowowowoowowoowowowowowoowwoowowowowow ....you got any of that?
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Dude is a fucken top notch riffsmith too and puts these bonkers metal interludes on his albums https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj6a9Vy_bdw
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Oct 12, 2019 03:19
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eatin' black eyed peas and old hog bowel at my granny's house yee ha (repeat X 50)
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E: Found identity, didn't post anything, just taking temperature, then felt bad for even asking. Not touching gold is harder than not touching poop. Pissed Ape Sexist fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Oct 12, 2019 |
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Oct 12, 2019 05:41
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:E: You know what, gently caress it, no. ty
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Oct 12, 2019 05:58
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They blurred his face in the Lavendar House but he had long blonde hair which I wasn't expecting and now I think the face behind the classic LPC voice is a young Tom Petty.
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Oct 12, 2019 06:02
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Yeah i do not want to know who he is or anything about him honestly
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Oct 12, 2019 06:19
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My name is Bert
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Oct 12, 2019 13:34
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gonna need y'all to keep that noise down to a dull roar
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I’m always amazed by how many people never catch on that he’s using a voice effect even as he starts sounding like Max Headroom in space, wildly fluctuating between chipmunk and Satan and they still think they just have a “bad connection” and earnestly try to make sense of what he’s saying. Also some people really need to settle down with threatening to shoot someone the second they get annoyed over the phone. Sometimes I worry about the safety of actual UPS drivers showing up at these angry lunatic’s homes.
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Oct 12, 2019 22:49
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the GameStop call is probably my favorite. I'm gonna obliterate your avatar.
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Oct 12, 2019 23:46
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I just am.
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Oct 13, 2019 01:47
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I'm a wizard, I'm a sorcerer.
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Oct 13, 2019 01:48
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Any opponent? Slayed. Any challenger? Slayed. I'm a slayer, and uh, that's what you need to remember.
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Kerry King...of Slayer. He's gonna whoop ya!
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Actually now that I think about it, the best line in that video might not even be from LPC. Listen, after I'm riding around in my Dodge Neon, I'm gonna come over to the GameStop and I'm gonna lay, let's say, 150 bucks on the table. There's gonna be money thrown down, that I'm gonna take from you.
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:Actually now that I think about it, the best line in that video might not even be from LPC. So you're going to pay me 200 dollars to lose at counter strike?
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Ralph Hurley posted:I’m always amazed by how many people never catch on that he’s using a voice effect even as he starts sounding like Max Headroom in space, wildly fluctuating between chipmunk and Satan and they still think they just have a “bad connection” and earnestly try to make sense of what he’s saying. phones lines are super low fidelity, the people he calls are hearing something way different from the audio that gets pump directly into an expensive recording setup. also a lot of the super angry people are places that he's clearly called a ton of times already and then only put the last few on the cd.
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Oct 13, 2019 02:53
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kolby posted:I call him Manny...Mayonnaise for short. he loves it
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The coffin call on LPC9 is great because of how he tweaks very small parts of language on the fly in almost every sentence. It comes across as foreign, almost fluent, and yet completely intelligible. It's weaponized, surgical linguistic absurdity. "I wanted to enlist your rates, if I would." "What service?" "Handmade. With cult resources. Can you at least shoot me an e-lasso? Electronic?"
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little munchkin posted:phones lines are super low fidelity, the people he calls are hearing something way different from the audio that gets pump directly into an expensive recording setup. I get the feeling that one police news desk reporter came angry
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:The coffin call on LPC9 is great because of how he tweaks very small parts of language on the fly in almost every sentence. It comes across as foreign, almost fluent, and yet completely intelligible. It's weaponized, surgical linguistic absurdity. This is what makes LPC an artist, imo.
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Oct 13, 2019 03:05
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“What’s your number?” “888-WITCHERY.”
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8eukyVBNZE “I can blow up a motorcycle, a barbecue, a pool table, a motorcycle. What I'll do is, I'll land, I'll blow up a motorcycle. I'll let you shoot a few things. And... we can talk hundred dollar bills, whadda' ya think?”
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You need to stop all the gnashing
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Put your dog away, turn your radio off.
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:"you makes happy sunday" I always think about some of the people he calls and idk that call always unsettles me when he puts her on. Dude sounds like he has an asian bride or something. Weird to imagine. The LPC curse ic coming for Trebek  -- Wapner, Money, Dale, Crime News Desk Arthur, and The Interloper are all dead and it doesn't look good for him. I think he always enjoyed the calls from all over the place because he'd always ask where they were from.My favorites are when people would call LPc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CbChttj98 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj4JTSKH1DA Solomon Gumball fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Oct 13, 2019 |
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Oct 13, 2019 10:56
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Solomon Gumball posted:I always think about some of the people he calls and idk that call always unsettles me when he puts her on. Dude sounds like he has an asian bride or something. Weird to imagine. Many dudes have asian brides.
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You know what I mean a mail-order one or something.
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Solomon Gumball posted:I always think about some of the people he calls and idk that call always unsettles me when he puts her on. Dude sounds like he has an asian bride or something. Weird to imagine. Dying while 80 years old hardly seems like the result of a curse.
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