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 C'mon, Piss Scream! Maybe this guy knows where to find the primeatZ! Giving the strange guy my Awe and Tricks spices, leaving me with one unit of Implications. Screaming Piss at the Orbital Boneyard (+20 from spice): 1d100+20 39 Goddamnit.
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 By now some of the contestants were getting low on Spices! Luckily GGG had set up a handy replenisher! All they asked for was a tiiiny bit of blood! Or, you know, whatever the Horrors could spare.  As a free action, prior to other Gourmet Phase shenanigans, a Horror can offer up up to 3 units of any Stat (must be positive, naturally!) at once to get a chance to roll for Spices! Roll 1d6 and consult the following table. code:quote:During Gourmet Phase, you may add one or more Horror Spices to any Ingredient you’ve turned up during Hunt Phase. If it’s of a like kind as the Ingredient, add +1 to the Stat Bonus. If it’s of a different kind, roll 1d6 and beat the magnitude of the Stat Bonus. A 6 always wins. If successful, the Ingredient’s kind changes to match the spice, and add +2 to the effect. This can be done multiple times - you can boost an Awe Ingredient with an Awe Spice for +1, then convert it to Implications for +2, then convert it to Bits for another +2, leaving you with a highly spiced Bits Ingredient with at least +5. This is a great way to spice up some lackluster Ingredients, but if you fail, you end up with a Ruined Ingredient. Now, you can still feed this to your Horror, but they might react poorly to it!
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  Drifting amidst the sea of detritus cluttering the Beermurder Quadrangle, a rare and curious creature approaches a storm-ravaged fishing vessel. A youth pops over the railings, hailing it, and drawing it closer. "Oh. Wow! Have you ever seen something so beautiful! So amazing! It's like it's trying to commu-" *MLEM* *MMMM!* "Aw! I wasn't done taking picts of its soul-touching light displays, Spawnma!" Spawnma consumes Cygnus-IV Nonapod. When they finally return from their harrowing trip (some less harrowed than others), Sid Just Says No To Spices.
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Nov 2, 2020 17:45
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 Inventory: Met:  Used as a distraction:  Linolea sloops on the couch, looking quite harrowed. Tell me now. Was it worth it, really? She switches the walls to a nice aquatic background. The blorpus gnilfers behind the couch. ---- - All right! - Just in time. I see the good stuff is going fast. Spending 3 red on spices: 1d6 2 - That's not right. Linolea gives the machine a kick. rerolling!: 1d6 2 - Come ooooon! Linolea tilts and shakes the dispenser violently. Hopping Blorpus wobbles in the extraction nook. final reroll, no scary spice this time!!: 1d6 6 Free Choice! I'm taking a Baby Spice(Yellow) I'm feeding the Moodpeckgredient to the blorpus.
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 Spices: -/-/G/Y/-  Consume D-88 posted:You are a worm through time. Sacrifice +1 Blue for Spice Roll: 1d6 3 +1 Baby Spice (Y)
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    The trip to the Skinshifter pop-up store went horribly. They wouldn't budge on the price for the Calorie Clown mask, so we betrayed them to the mutant horde manifesting outside. As a reward, the mutant warlords gave us an extra hour in the Ball Pit. We prudently decided to stay only five minutes. Spice the Ball Pit Nugget with Posh Spice, feed it to SCRAM and Omny for +2 Tricks, +3 Attitude
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Nov 3, 2020 05:08
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 Lukachu Spices: "See, Sprocket? It's just nothing but a teeming mass of sea... pod... lettes. You scoop the podlettes up with a strainer and then you fry 'em up with, um, Baby Spice... like, a LOT of Baby Spice. We might need to get more..."   > Spend 1 Bits: Spices are the Spice of Life: 1d6 6 - Any Spice: +1 Baby Spice to Lukachu, -1 Bits to Sprocket! > 2 Baby Spice applied to convert each -1 Stat to +1 Tricks: 2#1d6 4 4 - 2 Baby Spice spent cooking the -1's into +1 Tricks each! +2 Tricks total to Sprocket! "There you go, Sprocket! Now, wasn't that a meal, hey? All right - all done! That sure was fast..."
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 The Hroom  "Abase yourself before the sky throne Hroomy. A piece of heaven has fallen and we must offer red atonement." Tickled blue: 1d9 9 Not Alex fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Nov 3, 2020 |
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Poet  How Urgently Not Getting Edibles Reinstates Pains Not eating
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   "Hmm, what's this Pissing Screamer? Some kind of retro thing? Let's take it down to the local Librarium (by EduMAXX)! - - - "I don't get it. You want to eat this? It's a bit, uh, small, but I guess you'll never shine if you don't glow. Let me go get something else from the fridge for you, I could use some fuel myself." Shebbly returned from the fridge bearing a carton, and attempted to feed its contents to the Screaming Pisser along with the sound disc. "Come on, Scream Piss, eat the Egges™. Fine then, just the disc! Ugh, I might as well be walking on the sun with you." Sacrificing 1 yellow for a spice Spice Roll: 1d6 6 +1 Posh Spice! Spice the CD with Ginger Spice: 1d6 5 Spice the CD with Scary Spice: 1d6 1 the CD, much like the egges are too spicy
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  "Oh Muscle Gosh, Hee! Look at all those coins! I know hypergold is worthless, but look how cool it is -- is that an @? Like from paleo-mail? Wow!" "... is it okay if I keep one? I promise, you can have the rest." Feeding O'Lon's Bounty to Heliogabalus! No messing with Spice, 's all good.
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Nov 6, 2020 01:32
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Just Some Intern   "Seems... edible? Eat it, I guess?" Consuming Ground Egg, no spice
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Things were getting pretty drat wacky. Just look at these crazy monsters now! Some of them were super cool! Others... less so!               Beautiful! Or at very least, interesting!  Time was running out! Time to get buff! Or, given the previous few days, time to harm yourselves while pursuing physical fitness!
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Lukachu "Oh, okay, so you thought that was a mostly bland and boring meal, did you Sprocket? That's fine." "Well, how do you think I feel? How can I turn that grumbly frown of yours upside down? I know - how about we do some Daredevil Dumbbells!" Daredevil Dumbbells (Attitude): 5#1d4 2 1
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Spices: -/-/G/Y/- Lucky Lats [TN:20. Yellow/Tricks]: 1d20 16 Nope
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Inventory: - We are in the final moments before the show. - Lets get you in top shape, I have a good feeling about this one! ROCKET REPS, TRICK's: 1d2 2 +1! REPEAT ROCKET REPETITIONS!: 1d2 1 FAILURE! - Oh no. Linolea grabs a staple gun and affixes the leg back onto the blorpus.
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Let's Get AWEsome! Lucky Lats 1d20 TN: 15: 1d20 13 Nope!
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"Aw... close, but no ZigR, Spawnma! Still, that was way better than I'd have done!" soothed Sid Nedious, as Spawma slumped after the eighteen rep out of twenty. Lucky 1d20 Implications!: 1d20 18
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SCRAM's legs continue to recede into vestigal flaps. Looks like Omny is going to half to take over locomotion as well. Which one is the parasite again? Awe by Lucky Lats (TN: 7): 1d10 = 3
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Poet Oh, I wish Burnette were an Pretty Peeper Horror That is what I truly wish it to be Cause if it were a Pretty Peeper Horror Everyone would be in fear Oh everyone would be in fear Everyone would be in fear of me Peeper Perspirate (Yellow): 6d10 34 [6d10=1, 2, 6, 8, 9, 8] +2 (8s), -4 (others). Total of -2 Yellow
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Just Some Intern "Same old, same old..." Lounging Lumbar for +1 Bits
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The Hroom "Oh no. Oh no, Hroomy. Maybe your favorite exercise will make you feel better." Peeper Perspiration to Implications: 6#1d10 2 5 8 1 6 5 -2! *sobbing* Y-yeah, you're doing great Hroom. *retching* Not Alex fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Nov 14, 2020 |
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"I don't know what that shiny disc thing did to you, but you look like some kind of jacked up old person now." Peeper Perspiration (Implications): 6#1d10 8 4 6 5 6 7 paper bag with a face fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Nov 18, 2020 |
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Training took its toll on the Horrors, and look at them now!               Soon. So soon, they could almost taste it. Soon they would be victorious in the Horror Carnival and win... wait, what were they competing for again? This is it, folks - the last day. Make it count; get as beautiful - or terrible - as you can before the CARNIVAL! Oh, and there's this weird guy here who says for a total of 5 Stat points he'll give you the chance to go to TWO locations! Simply give him the stuff, roll 2 on a 1d2 and you're golden!  Of course, if you roll a 1 you're out of luck AND Stat points, but he seems trustworthy. Right?
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Poet Hold fast to horrors For if horrors die Life is a broken-winged bird That cannot fly. Hold fast to horrors For when horrors go Life is a barren field Frozen with fear. Secure Zone Delta-4.... What's the worst that could happen?: 1d100 59
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The Hroom (lack of timg is intentional; gaze upon him) A fine deal! Risk 5 Implications: 1d2 2 Success. The Gosh drat Blue: 1d100 97 So far so good. Secure Zone Delta-4: 1d100 38 Ah.
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Inventory: - well, I'm feeling tired. Lets go have some fun little guy. FunZome FunTour: 1d100 40
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Lukachu "Oh, um ... Sorry, mister weird guy. I don't have any money, and Sprocket is my ticket out of here!" "..." "Sorry Sprocket, that guy was a little spooky, wasn't he? I know, let's calm our nerves by going back to the Jedward D. Haunted Wastefill - there's always something neat over there!" Sprocket vs Haunted Waste: 1d100 60 - 'Atta boy, Sprocket, bring it over here!
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"Sounds too good to be true! I'll accept!" The ever-trusting Sid Nedious proferred Spawnma to the weirdly flowing gentleman, despite the Horror's own protestations. Offering 1 Attitude, 1 Bits and 3 Tricks!: 1d2 1 Whoops! Then the slightly-chewed on Sid Nedious took Spawnma on a trip to one of her favorite hunting grounds as an apology. Time to go back to the bone zone! Back again, again, to the Boneyards!: 1d100 41
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"I know we've been taking it kind of easy, but that's not so bad, huh? Wasn't Caphraxas Vale pretty? I think we should go back and relax before... um, whatever's going to happen next. "... Don't give me that look! I really don't know what's going to happen any better than you do, Hee. I promise." Hunting in Caphraxas Vale: 1d100 35
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Just Some Intern "Once more, into the Vale..." Caphraxas Vale: 1d100 45
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"Come oooooooon, Purple Guy, just look at him! He's full of vitae or whatever!" Orbital Boneyard: 1d100 61
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Once more into the blue! ...or maybe not. The pit balls encrusted onto SCRAM seem to be acting as a garishly colored flotation aid. Looks like that career as an aquatic predator is not going to happen. The Gosh drat Blue 1d100 = 27
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Spices: -/-/G/Y/- Sacrifice 2 Green and 3 Blue: 1d2 2 Golden Haunted Waste Visit 1: 1d100 28 Haunted Waste Visit 2: 1d100 52 "Can you hear them Meep? They're calling out to us. Such anguish... I hope the buffet isn't out of those tiny sandwiches. We'd better hurry."
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Creepy demon helper or not, the trainers and their Horrors went out into the world and sought sustenance!
As the trainers beheld their final Ingredient(s), perhaps they flashed back on all the adventures they had thus far. Perhaps they dreamed of victory in the Horror Carnival. Or perhaps they were just eager to see if their hungry beastie would really eat the latest piece of garbage they found! At any rate, this close to the Carnival itself the other trainers were hanging around the area, bearing their own ingredients. If any last minute trades were wanted, this would be the place to find them! This final round, Ingredients may be traded between players if they wish, for other Ingredients or Spices as desired! As a final reminder on how to do this whole thing, see below! quote:During Gourmet Phase, you may add one or more Horror Spices to any Ingredient you’ve turned up during Hunt Phase. If it’s of a like kind as the Ingredient, add +1 to the Stat Bonus. If it’s of a different kind, roll 1d6 and beat the magnitude of the Stat Bonus. A 6 always wins. If successful, the Ingredient’s kind changes to match the spice, and add +2 to the effect. This can be done multiple times - you can boost an Awe Ingredient with an Awe Spice for +1, then convert it to Implications for +2, then convert it to Bits for another +2, leaving you with a highly spiced Bits Ingredient with at least +5. This is a great way to spice up some lackluster Ingredients, but if you fail, you end up with a Ruined Ingredient. Now, you can still feed this to your Horror, but they might react poorly to it!
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