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Ass-penny

Doors open, rolling down West Grant
Yes ma'am
Curve 'em like a question
Mark I got a deadpan
Demeanor at the moment meaning try me
Son your rear end so hard it make your mama high five me

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Non Krampus Mentis

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
cause I’m a black belt in karate
and a master of kung fu
and I’ll kick his fuckin teeth in
just to prove my love to you
cause your big fat fuckin father,
he said he wants it all resolved
but your big fat fuckin father
he shouldna got himself involved

Gruß vom Krampus


:love: thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig :love:

Escape From Noise

Kool-aid was syrupy, my mom used to make it real slurpy
Don't believe in santa claus
They had a dope peacoat filled with mothballs
Lint everywhere, with utz chips livin deboinairre
Fly girls with onion rings on the staircase
I had pro keds with lee suits
Always used to stare in your face
Take you on the roof, check out my pigeon coop
Dressed up like dracula
Eatin a slice of pizza on your stoop
Neighbors knew I was a nerdy
On the bronx streets I was 7:30
Girls you was infatuated with my quarter fill

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
now we look like pimps
in muh gold trans am

baka of lathspell

because i don’t know what to say to you
there’s an element of grey with you
such a waste on you


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Ass-penny

Uh Primordial audio from sitting at the Casio
And cracking open an empty pistachio
Pardon odors but I’m always on my job
I don’t throw no boxers out until they’re completely dissolved

Ass-penny

Yeah, I'm always in between haircuts
But FDR said it ain't poo poo to be scared of
Huh? He must've never smoked herb
Been beaten by his dad or had bad spoken word

Ass-penny

Well I am an artist if that means that there's a cigarette in my mouth
Well I'm a punk rocker if that means that I
Smell pretty bad right now
But mostly I'm just kinda crazy
In a world full of madness and pain
We waited there in the yard but the train never came

Escape From Noise

Breathing tea and biscuits and the Serenity Prayer
While the bones of our child crumble like chalk
O where do we go now but nowhere?

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
WHEN YOU LOOK
TO MEEE
I'M OUT THERE ON THE STREET
WITH A LIFE
OF RE-GRETTTTT
IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE

IT'S THE WAYYYYYYYY
WE KISSSSSS
'TS LIKE I'M HERE BUT I DON'T EXIST
~~~~I DIDN'T KNOW...
YOU CAAAAAAAARED~~~




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

frump truck

hello... again!

my

frump truck

hello... again!

in the

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


sex



Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

more falafel please posted:

just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome

Ass-penny

It be feelin' like the life that I'm living, man, I don't control
'Cause every day I'm in a fight for my soul
All hands below, high seas in a rickety boat
Smoke O's, so the kid might cope
You want cash or hope, no clash, matter fact get both
Go without get turnt to ghosts
You know that's the law, deal done by the shake of claws
It ain't a game if the poo poo don't pause


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

barclayed

"I just saved your ass... with MONOPOLY!"
wake up and smell the cat food in your bank account
but dooooont try to stop the tail that wags the hound

"What I wouldn't give to return to those halcyon days."



Justa Dandelion

[sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

La vaca. Moo.

Hoooooo boy.
:bananacoin::bananacoin::bananacoin::bananacoin::bananacoin:




Thank you deeply friend Saoshyant and friend w4ddl3d33 and friend Revenous Scoot for these lovely little doodles!

Ass-penny

there were years when I was ready to die
but it's only been recently that I've been willing to live

biosterous




some day i'll be on my own
in front of the ocean
and you can all gently caress off



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Emo Szyslak

Brainiac's daughter
Made me a suit of bricks and mortar
And a matching stove pipe hat, oh yes

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Too many puppies with guns in their hands

WithoutTheFezOn
Oh no

Zil posted:

Too many puppies with guns in their hands
Rappin' on the mic, make the girls want to dance.

All we are saying is “give peace a chance”

Julio, get the stretch.

Ass-penny

too many rules and regulations say "you're not allowed"


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

frump truck

hello... again!

EYEBALLS O HO HO HO

Cosmik Slop

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


You're such a wonderful person
But you've got problems

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


It's pudding time children



Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

more falafel please posted:

just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome

Ass-penny

there ain't nothing like singing your heart out to nobody
AS YOU FALL ASLEEP BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
you know I've never felt quite as free
or quite as alone


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

baka of lathspell

Cosmik Slop posted:

You're such a wonderful person
But you've got problems

I'm sorry, I sold your records
For money, I'll take a train home
You're lovely, but you've got lots of problems
When you're sleeping, I'm walking
And I'm calling home


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baka of lathspell

in da club by 11 o clock
im tryna get down kinda early


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baka of lathspell

& youre sitting there peeling grapefruits, with sugar in,
& youre like, why is this better than my ferrari


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Escape From Noise

Three quarters of the world are starving!
Three quarters of the world are starving!
The rest are dead!
The rest are dead!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
🎵 suckin on chili dog 🎵





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

🎵 suckin on chili dog 🎵



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Ass-penny

People say that every cloud has a silver lining
But they have never wrecked a car and killed two of their friends
And they have never seen someone do too much heroin
So, those people don't know a goddamn thing

baka of lathspell

& they look lonely
& sometimes i envy them


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Ass-penny

I don't like people
but I like to pretend
would you like to add me as a friend?


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

GOD ISN'T DEAD
BUT I'LL GET THAT BASTARD ONE DAY

baka of lathspell

did u see your trauma in a narrative
i wish you didnt, yeah
i wish you'd stop naming it


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Ass-penny

Last week I was working in my kitchen when oddly I discovered cold
Fusion,
So I wrote down the process on the back of my hand.
Next time when the recipe repeated I still thought that something else
Was needed
Cause texture and flavor were still quite bland.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


They call me Mr. Knowitall
I am so eloquent.
Perfection is my middle name
And whatever rhymes with eloquent.



Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

more falafel please posted:

just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Oh, the heart, it hides such unimaginable things


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