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Toxic Mental posted:you ever had a poo poo so big and rock solid that you simply can't get it out your rear end in a top hat? here's an idea: Take a chopstick and stick it into the poop stuck up in your rear end in a top hat and just swirl it around until the turd breaks up enough to come out. Do not use the chopstick for eating, be advised. suction bro 
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Just squeezed one out. Every day I praise Allah that I own a bidet
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Three medium sized shits today within only a few hours. Got that sandpapered internally feeling during the third one.
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Jan 21, 2023 16:45
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I've completed a sizeable push
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Jan 23, 2023 00:59
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BigBadSteve posted:Three medium sized shits today within only a few hours. Got that sandpapered internally feeling during the third one. You too? drat I thought I was the only one. Had three that just wouldn't stop knocking on the door this morning somehow. Feeling good though.
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I had Ramen for lunch with kimchi and I can't stop making GBS threads and making the most terrible egg and miso farts.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqLPWDE1QhY&t=56s This is basically my normal bathroom break these days. Also this thread needs a bump because I had pizza it's gonna be a long night screaming in pain in the bathroom.
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Smooth sausages accompanied by farts that smell like burning garbage
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droppin some night soil rn
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Dropped some wrinkly brown biscuits in the sulphur pond earlier, couple of cheeky squeaks in between.
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took one that clogged it so bad i had to make a visit to the hardware store feelin myself today
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Chinatown posted:suction bro I just had a thought. Do you think it's possible to regurgitate a poo? 
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Nelson Mandingo posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqLPWDE1QhY&t=56s That looks insanely satisfying tbh
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Cyril Sneer posted:I just had a thought. Do you think it's possible to regurgitate a poo? south park had an ep about this iirc
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Cyril Sneer posted:I just had a thought. Do you think it's possible to regurgitate a poo? Yes it’s called feculent vomiting
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Cyril Sneer posted:I just had a thought. Do you think it's possible to regurgitate a poo? Swallow some and find out, my bet is you probably wont regurgitate though.
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O god i ate way too much pineapple
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Mr.Acula posted:O god i ate way too much pineapple Got a date coming up ?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Got a date coming up ? 
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The office floor below mine is like 75% vacant. I usually can take a poo poo in peace until the automatic lights turn off. Always 68 degrees. Always spotless. Jet flush action toilet. 
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Seth just took a big poo poo on my Astral appr citation station thread Show yourself coward
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footlong, water clearer
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I replaced our main floor toilet a few weeks ago and put on a bidet seat, this one: and I have to say I’m not really impressed. We have a cheaper one on the downstairs toilet that is just one of those ones that attaches under the existing seat and boy howdy that one shoots straight up the hole and cleans you out real nice. This new one just kind of blubbers water in the general direction of your rear end and leaves your balls dripping.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:leaves your balls dripping. That's a feature
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I’m in the market for a bidet, what are the recs? Are powered ones (and the hassle of running a cord under the door) worth the extra money and effort? I’m mainly interested in the most powerful quasi legal chute blaster allowed by congress.
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critical bidet features: - good adjustable stream - heated water - heated seat (IMO) everything else isn't necessary imo but good ones have more stuff anyways. i like biobidet brand 
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The problem with ones with heated seats/water are that you have to get them hooked up to electricity and a source of hot water, which in my case would probably involve drilling holes at the least. Also, they're way more expensive.
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i mean you do need an outlet but hopefully there'd be a GFCI nearby. and you don't need hot water intake, they'll either heat up a certain amount that lasts about one go or has continual heating on more expensive models if you don't want to plug it in then yea just stick with the little in-bowl dealies i guess
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Goodbye horses.
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I find the icy blast cooling and refreshing the morning after a spicy meal
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Heated bidets are for the weak-hearted The water is mostly room temperature from the pipes in your house anyway
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JUST TOOK A HUGE poo poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nelson Mandingo posted:JUST TOOK A HUGE poo poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, me too.
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one soft long one slid out with ease
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I don’t know what’s going on but the only way I can think to describe it is as projectile sharting. Hitting some all time personal record brown notes today. Maybe some world records? No clue. Not gonna be that presumptuous.
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sometimes, if the poo poo distribution is optimal and velocity is above a certain threshold, the interference patterns between the spurting feces and strong sustained splashback can harmonically interfere to create what scientists describe as a 'shitstorm'
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