Lumpy the Cook posted:

The newest update to GTA6’s job system will be DoorGash, a great way for early game players to make some quick cash for quic[NOTE: We deeply regret the humorous tone used by our team lead. He has been let go. Going forward we will strive to treat sex work with the dignity it deserves. We will Make Better Games, and Be Better People.]

ArfJason posted:

                                     Mission Failed

You strayed too far from the Dick-Fil-A truck.

ArfJason posted:

                                     Mission Failed

You strayed too far from the Dick-Fil-A truck.

ArfJason posted:

                                     Mission Failed

You strayed too far from the Dick-Fil-A truck.

ArfJason posted:

                                     Mission Failed

You strayed too far from the Dick-Fil-A truck.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

lol

YOU ARE LEAVING THE TALLAHASEE WOMEN'S PARALYMPICS MARCH ZONE!! TURN BACK NOW!!!

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

lol

YOU ARE LEAVING THE TALLAHASEE WOMEN'S PARALYMPICS MARCH ZONE!! TURN BACK NOW!!!

ArfJason posted:

                                     Mission Failed

You strayed too far from the Dick-Fil-A truck.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

lol

YOU ARE LEAVING THE TALLAHASEE WOMEN'S PARALYMPICS MARCH ZONE!! TURN BACK NOW!!!

That Little Demon posted:

Chavez: Thank you, guys. So, we're back on Pressing Issues, just one of many fine shows you'll hear if you have the patience to listen to public radio, although, thanks to the many awards we have won, Pressing Issues has extended playtime and is the #1 rated show in the Vice City area. I'm your very entertaining host, Maurice Chavez, a man climbing the broadcasting ladder at a rate of 6 nuts. Six years ago, I was a clown, and now, I'm a success! (chuckles) Think about it, imagine where I could be in ten years? I could achieve anything. Anyway, morality. What is it? Why do we need it? Our ancestors, shortly after discovering fire, built tools to beat each other over the head, and discovered how to make meat to celebrate with afterwards. Then, Columbus came over, shut down the Pilgrim discourse. Why? All very confusing, if you ask me. And you did, and I asked myself: that is a perfect subject for a region-wide discussion show, which is very lucky because I happen to host one. To discuss the subject of morality, we have a Something Awful CSPAM moderator, the head of CSPAM actually, a group which plans to raise enough money to build a computer that is going to be used for well.. bad purposes. We're deep in acronym hell right now, or is it purgatory? They are here today to ask the question "Is it more wrong to call someone a pedophile, or to be one?". To protect the dignity of our other panelists, we haven't invited them into the studio today.

I got the tude now posted:

*A portion of all sales goes to support the defense of Ukraine.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Patch notes (tw):

- Changed the name of the Suic*de emote to Unalive Self.

insane anime posted:

lol theyre actually just going to pump NPRS ask me another archives on that radio station though

insane anime posted:

Lizzo

ArfJason posted:

                                     Mission Failed

You strayed too far from the Dick-Fil-A truck.

ArfJason posted:

                                     Mission Failed

You strayed too far from the Dick-Fil-A truck.

I got the tude now posted:

*A portion of all sales goes to support the defense of Ukraine.

Wormskull posted:

Forty pound femboy at Bazooka’s taking your order, sounding like Ving Rhames: Oh you’re surprised that I don’t have a feminine lisp? Huh. Rockstar has moved on, and so should you * T Poses and slowly falls through floor*

insane anime posted:

Lizzo

Wormskull posted:

Forty pound femboy at Bazooka’s taking your order, sounding like Ving Rhames: Oh you’re surprised that I don’t have a feminine lisp? Huh. Rockstar has moved on, and so should you * T Poses and slowly falls through floor*

Wormskull posted:

Forty pound femboy at Bazooka’s taking your order, sounding like Ving Rhames: Oh you’re surprised that I don’t have a feminine lisp? Huh. Rockstar has moved on, and so should you * T Poses and slowly falls through floor*

Wormskull posted:

Forty pound femboy at Bazooka’s taking your order, sounding like Ving Rhames: Oh you’re surprised that I don’t have a feminine lisp? Huh. Rockstar has moved on, and so should you * T Poses and slowly falls through floor*

I got the tude now posted:

lolol

Pablo Nergigante posted:

HolePisser1982 posted:

lmao

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

lmfao

tmfc posted:

(lizzo's "juice" comes on the radio during one of the game's 300+ scripted dialogue-while-driving missions)

protag's best friend in passenger seat: *goes to change station*

cholita protag: *slaps hand away* girl you better not touch my fuckin radio!!! this song gets me so pumped up!

friend: drat girl okayyy!!!

cholita: for real though, i never really felt like i could love myself for who i am until i heard this song. now i'm proud of my big fat rear end and my toxic attitude

friend: hell yeah bitch!! let's get this money!!!

(song gets twice as loud for the rest of the realistic 3.5 mile drive to shipping facility where you have to murder 50 korean minimum wage workers)

I got the tude now posted:

"your contact is a V-tuber named Demon Infant Dracara."

"poo poo i know her, i just put in a 42-months sub."

"Good. she's confined to her apartment due to chronic fatigue syndrome, HIV, and toxic masculinity. you'll have to connect via discord. She'll tell you what she knows about the shitbirds from kwikifarms who doxxed her."

Wormskull posted:

Forty pound femboy at Bazooka’s taking your order, sounding like Ving Rhames: Oh you’re surprised that I don’t have a feminine lisp? Huh. Rockstar has moved on, and so should you * T Poses and slowly falls through floor*

Wormskull posted:

Forty pound femboy at Bazooka’s taking your order, sounding like Ving Rhames: Oh you’re surprised that I don’t have a feminine lisp? Huh. Rockstar has moved on, and so should you * T Poses and slowly falls through floor*

ArfJason posted:

                                     Mission Failed

You strayed too far from the Dick-Fil-A truck.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

lol

YOU ARE LEAVING THE TALLAHASEE WOMEN'S PARALYMPICS MARCH ZONE!! TURN BACK NOW!!!

insane anime posted:

Day 1 purchase btw lmfao

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Welcome to Revolution Radio, comrades! Pick up your free bumper sticker to-DAY down at the local DSA off Columbine and meet DJ Biancaaa~ *plays catcall whistle sound* Respectfully of course.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Welcome to Revolution Radio, comrades! Pick up your free bumper sticker to-DAY down at the local DSA off Columbine and meet DJ Biancaaa~ *plays catcall whistle sound* Respectfully of course.

insane anime posted:

Day 1 purchase btw lmfao