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That's part of it, sure. I'm just not ruling out the idea some redneck from Georgia with a taste for Franzia isn't walking around Bulldogs stadium parking lot at 11am with a lanyard sippy cup. That or one of those full bottle wine glasses, or the bottle with a crazy straw. PA is weird though, and seems less capable of accepting that sometimes being trashy can be fun. Oz wandering around with a glass wouldn't particularly be welcome anywhere, because you know the bottle that wine came from costs more than anyone around him makes in a week. That's not being trashy for fun, that's being an ostentatious rear end. We need to make 50 clone Fettermans and send one to each state to ridicule republicans and air out their scandalous affairs like he does his balls with the athletic shorts.
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Oct 5, 2022 13:54
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Unboxed bag of wine over the shoulder with the spout in your mouth is the proper way to consume wine at a tailgate. Also at all other times.
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Elviscat posted:Unboxed bag of wine over the shoulder with the spout in your mouth is the proper way to consume wine at a tailgate. One of my ex-inlaws basically had a camelbak for wine, but that's northern Mississippi for you. If there was a school for making bad decisions while drinking, it would almost certainly be somewhere around Olive Branch, MS.
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Oct 5, 2022 13:59
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the beer hat but with two box bags is a fixture at South Carolina games because without the light of Wegmans we have nothing to embrace but nihilism
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Oct 5, 2022 14:10
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I've definitely seen sorority girls with a table full of boxed wine at UGA tailgates.
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Oct 5, 2022 14:22
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The wine rack bra exists for almost exactly this purpose
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Oct 5, 2022 14:33
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Naramyth posted:The wine rack bra exists for almost exactly this purpose What if you got one big titty and one lil titty and all the girls call you biggie smalls? They got a bra for that?
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Oct 5, 2022 14:33
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Yes, the issue isn't the beverage, it's the fragile glass casing at a rowdy event. Drinking out of the bottle is acceptable because wine bottles are sturdy.
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Soylent Pudding posted:I've definitely seen sorority girls with a table full of boxed wine at UGA tailgates. I lived with 2 girls at SIUC and they got me on the boxed wine thing at tailgates. Also wine juice boxes. It’s easy to conceal a bag of wine.
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Oct 5, 2022 14:46
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Eej posted:On one hand I do not want to have a wolf excavate my gums on the other hand I don't want to make a pupper sad so I am truly torn
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Oct 5, 2022 15:32
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Eej posted:On one hand I do not want to have a wolf excavate my gums on the other hand I don't want to make a pupper sad so I am truly torn
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If a wolf wants to rip your face off its body language will make very clear what it's intent is. Wolves don't possess a theory of mind and don't seek to obfuscate their intentions.
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A.o.D. posted:If a wolf wants to rip your face off its body language will make very clear what it's intent is. Wolves don't possess a theory of mind and don't seek to obfuscate their intentions. Me getting mauled to death by a wolf: Awww what a hecken good pupper
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Oct 5, 2022 15:52
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Man I almost get people not being able to read cat body language, but not being able to read dog/wolves?
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Oct 5, 2022 15:53
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Oh I've seen plenty of people reach down to try to pet a dog very clearly presenting "go away and leave me the gently caress alone!!!"
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Oct 5, 2022 16:01
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The local wolf sanctuary won't let people pet the doggos.
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Oct 5, 2022 16:33
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Every time the topic of Wolves comes up I giggle my rear end off at the fact that we genetically engineered wolves into loving dachshunds. Without even knowing what the gently caress a gene let alone genetic engineering was.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Every time the topic of Wolves comes up I giggle my rear end off at the fact that we genetically engineered wolves into loving dachshunds. Without even knowing what the gently caress a gene let alone genetic engineering was. WE USED TO EAT HUMANS!!! NOW WE PLAY GO FETCH WITH THEM!!! WHAT THE gently caress!! - an SOF Wolf
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SGT Chowdown identified. He was a zoomie. https://twitter.com/jaredbkeller/status/1577655946398023680?s=46&t=7vAjLKeWOCIGIOpCnSxXRg
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GD_American posted:SGT Chowdown identified. He was a zoomie. Apparently a decent guy with a sense of humor too. https://publicaffairs-sme.com/FamilyServingFamily/2022/07/20/for-national-hot-dog-day-relish-the-epic-saga-of-aafes-hot-dog-guy/
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TheWeedNumber posted:WE USED TO EAT HUMANS!!! NOW WE PLAY GO FETCH WITH THEM!!! WHAT THE gently caress!! - an SOF Wolf 
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Eat a human, eat for a week Befriend a human, eat forever
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GD_American posted:SGT Chowdown identified. He was a zoomie. Chowdown was identified years ago. He still works for AAFES, iirc.
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GD_American posted:SGT Chowdown identified. He was a zoomie. “They said, ‘Hold the drink up and look like you’re enjoying the hot dog.’ I thought, ‘This is fun.’ We had a good time taking pictures.”
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A.o.D. posted:If a wolf wants to rip your face off its body language will make very clear what it's intent is. Wolves don't possess a theory of mind and don't seek to obfuscate their intentions. There's also no filter that prevents a wild animal from (as far as a human can tell) arbitrarily changing its intent. Even if you're right almost all the time, why take the chance about getting your face ripped off?
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IT'S TIME https://twitter.com/KatmaiNPS/status/1577691225708281856 https://twitter.com/KatmaiNPS/status/1577691225578151936
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GD_American posted:SGT Chowdown identified. He was a zoomie. Thank you for your service 
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TheWeedNumber posted:WU TANG!!
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I swear I read "gently caress you, mother fucker" at least three times while reading those tweets, but on reread they seem to have disappeared.
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Marshal Prolapse posted:https://twitter.com/malcolmkenyatta/status/1577679308771958785?s=46&t=sR-iFIhRvLPklXwxC4EKPA Dude went OFF. I'm really liking the energy from the Dems this cycle. I hope it rubs off to the rest of the chamber when they get elected.
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Marshal Prolapse posted:https://twitter.com/malcolmkenyatta/status/1577681005007278080?s=46&t=sR-iFIhRvLPklXwxC4EKPA Holy 
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/05/politics/us-intelligence-ukraine-dugina-assassination/index.html It looks like a hit y’all! And it looks like they missed and got the daughter instead. Nbd there’s always next time!
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The only surprise there is that it wasn't Russia that ordered it
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TheWeedNumber posted:https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/05/politics/us-intelligence-ukraine-dugina-assassination/index.html Plus we got the Dugin “What’s heir defense doing” picture.
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:The only surprise there is that it wasn't Russia that ordered it Or Israel. Then again they do hits on Palestinians and Iranians for the most part.
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:The only surprise there is that it wasn't Russia that ordered it I'm enjoying the mental image of russians three stoogesing their way through an assassination at this point. Like I really doubt their competence to pull off wetworks at this juncture of history
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GD_American posted:SGT Chowdown identified. He was a zoomie. I thought this happened years ago? Edit: LMFAO his name is Robin Williams? It's like the universe is making fun of us. BadOptics fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Oct 5, 2022 |
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