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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I farted and shitted so much yesterday I lost 2.5 lbs.
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 14:05 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 06:43 |
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Holy crap lmao that was terrible
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# ? Jan 25, 2023 07:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrbCQr5C_LE
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# ? Jan 25, 2023 07:55 |
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buglord posted:Holy crap lmao that was terrible As an rear end lover, I disagree.
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# ? Jan 26, 2023 00:56 |
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Lots of really strong powerful farts tonight. Just keeping everyone aware that I am ripping rear end like a maniac.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:08 |
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Internetjack posted:Ages ago I worked at a place with a cubicle farm on the second floor. Two guys I worked with got into a farting war that lasted several months. They'd do a "drive-by"; going to the other's cubicle for some excuse, "Hey Phil, you have those progress reports we discussed?" FRAAAAAP, and leave chuckling. This became a daily thing; each bombing each other. That was a story straight from one of our goons over a decade ago. Like, I think he was one of the farters. I’ve also been looking for the fart at a funeral story for the last several days.
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 22:44 |
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I was ripping rear end at work today and almost poo poo my pants
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 22:45 |
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LuckyCat posted:I dare you to eat a tablespoon of pure sorbitol. I call it the fart challenge and all the Tik tokers will be doing it in less than a week. This post reminded me of the existence of olestra doritos, and how I almost poo poo myself after eating a bag of them on a road trip.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 06:50 |
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Dr.Axe posted:Within a fart, several sulfur-related compounds develop that contribute to the intensity of the fart’s smell. These include: Personally my best ones are the correct mix of sulfur-related compounds blended with methanethiolols.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 07:10 |
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My farts lately are insanely sulphuric. God drat.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 07:54 |
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BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE BLASTING FARTS
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 07:58 |
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I once made a giant pot of French onion soup for me and my husband. It was delicious, so naturally I ate at least two giant onions worth of soup, including the onion juices, beef broth, rosemary/thyme, and something that was substituted for the white wine. That night, I had unending farts that smelled exactly like that French onion soup. There was zero poo smell at all, just huge rear end ripping French onion soup farts every five or ten minutes all night. Really giant loud bomb farts, one after the other. I didn't sleep at all. Husband slept like a baby though. I don't know what it was in that particular soup but I've had French onion soup plenty of times and that was the only time I had that reaction. I still fondly remember that night.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 08:04 |
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drat only 1% is the smell? imagine we could harness the full power of our farts
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 08:38 |
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:everybody farts Jesus wept after he smelled he own fart
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 08:56 |
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I think I'll be the first to start To cherish, treasure & love as art Every time one's cheeks do part The world is blessed with another fart
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 12:15 |
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shidded my pants in a farting contest
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 13:00 |
Ate an entire pizza last night, and my morning farts smell like someone wiped their rear end with a slice of pepperoni pizza before reheating it. It’s disgusting but intriguing.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 15:02 |
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Private Cumshoe posted:Jesus wept after he smelled he own fart Jesus who dealt it Himself for our farts so that He might smell them from this present evil age, according to the fart of our God and Father.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 15:11 |
Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:Jesus who dealt it Himself for our farts so that He might smell it from this present evil age, according to the fart of our God and Father. Yea though I walk through The Valley of the Smell of Death I will fear no Fart Thy raunch and thy stench they comfort me You lead me besides cool waters And maketh me lie down in green clouds (of fart)
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 15:19 |
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madmatt112 posted:You lead me besides hot diarrheas
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 15:46 |
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thread title username combo
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 19:41 |
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Bored posted:That was a story straight from one of our goons over a decade ago. Like, I think he was one of the farters. Yeah, that'd be because I originally posted it about 10 years ago.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 21:38 |
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Internetjack posted:Yeah, that'd be because I originally posted it about 10 years ago. I thought you were one of the farters. My bad.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 05:32 |
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Paht
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 06:55 |
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I know this is a bold claim, but if you don’t believe it, try it yourself – you will regret. This is worse than the time I ate an entire box of sugar free cookies. This is not a loving joke or a god drat game. We’re at that point where I think we should start trying to have a baby. We had both agreed that we wanted a kid so I brought it up and ever since then he hates my guts. I ate 3 boxes of “Fiber one bars” as my exclusive food due to extreme laziness in the last 2 days and I cannot even understand how much I am loving farting. He’s not actively hostile but I can see that my presence ticks him off. This is beyond insanity, and I am NOT exaggerating. We don’t have sex, we don’t kiss, we don’t touch. I am farting at least 2 loud boisterous farts out of my rear end per 1 minute. So, I talked to him about it and he said that it was work and after that he seemed ok with me. I have been farting incessantly for the last 18 hours. No sex but that’s fine, because he has a much lower libido than me anyway. I want to die, it’s like I’m inhaling through my mouth and exhaling through my rear end. However, I still feel like he’s kind of ticked off from me. Its a visible change when he comes home and sees me. I thought it wasn’t work anymore so I turned on a USB camera to record him when he comes home, and I deliberately went out of the house during the evening so he can come home to empty house.Basing this on what I saw from a week’s recordings, he comes home and when he realizes I’m not there he literally celebrates. He calls out my name and when there’s no reply he physically celebrates. Later, when I do call telling him that I’m coming home, he yells out “gently caress, leave me alone”, “gently caress off”, “gently caress my life” when the call cuts off. Continuous loud yelling moans are destroying my rear end in a top hat. Introverts prefer no vegetables on their pizza.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 12:56 |
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Mr. Smile Face Hat posted:I know this is a bold claim, but if you don’t believe it, try it yourself – you will regret. This is worse than the time I ate an entire box of sugar free cookies. Now we know what a ChatGPT fart sounds like, thanks for clarifying
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 13:57 |
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chatgpt knows nothingme posted:Is it possible to fart so hard that your trousers fly off? chatgpt posted:No, it is not possible for the force of a fart to be strong enough to remove one's pants. While farts can create pressure and sound, the force is not significant enough to have this effect. The idea of pants being removed by flatulence is a comedic trope and not based on any scientific evidence.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 14:33 |
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I've had farts so powerful that they blow holes in my pants. I find that ChatGPT answer sus.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:23 |
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When I was a kid I discovered I could inhale air into my rear end and fart it back out, producing both an in-fart and an out-fart. I did this a bunch of times in succession until I poo poo my pants. I never attempted it again but I have no regrets.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 06:44 |
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Ralph Hurley posted:When I was a kid I discovered I could inhale air into my rear end and fart it back out, producing both an in-fart and an out-fart. I did this a bunch of times in succession until I poo poo my pants. I never attempted it again but I have no regrets.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 07:30 |
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Happy Landfill posted:How do you inhale air in to your rear end? I don't know how they do it (presumably trade secret) but it's how professional farters do it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIyrp5Aj7LY
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 11:31 |
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Happy Landfill posted:How do you inhale air in to your rear end? The way I did it was on all fours with my rear end in the air because I found that I could fart more powerfully that way. Then I guess my butthole relaxed allowing air to go in. Hold and repeat with extreme caution. I did a similar trick with swallowing air and burping in and out. I did that until I threw up. Kids are gross, me especially.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 18:42 |
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Whats its called when its freezing cold outside and you're walking then you let out a huge fart and for the next 30 seconds your pants are warm. those are some pretty good farts.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 18:44 |
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Ralph Hurley posted:When I was a kid I discovered I could inhale air into my rear end and fart it back out, producing both an in-fart and an out-fart. I did this a bunch of times in succession until I poo poo my pants. I never attempted it again but I have no regrets. I went to camp with a girl who amused us for two hours one night showing off this skill. It was awesome!
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 19:02 |
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Olewithmilk posted:I don't know how they do it (presumably trade secret) but it's how professional farters do it: I don't like that guy. He's no King.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 20:45 |
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Ralph Hurley posted:The way I did it was on all fours with my rear end in the air because I found that I could fart more powerfully that way. Then I guess my butthole relaxed allowing air to go in. Hold and repeat with extreme caution. Olewithmilk posted:I don't know how they do it (presumably trade secret) but it's how professional farters do it: You learn something new everyday
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 20:55 |
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Definitely the time we made chili with extra beans on a camping trip.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 01:47 |
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One can make quack fartsin the shower if you cup your hand over your buttocks to make a seal then release it like you're playing a trombone with a plunger Best if timed with a housemate or loved one's conference call
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 03:26 |
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Ate a bunch of catfish and broccoli earlier and the farts are just pouring out of my rear end every five seconds. The hot kind that just fwooosh out silently, but smell like a Red Lobster dumpster in July.
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# ? Jan 31, 2023 04:56 |
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Olewithmilk posted:I don't know how they do it (presumably trade secret) but it's how professional farters do it: Sorry, I keep coming back to this--a video in which a bunch of grown men eagerly gather around another grown man and watching while he pulls the crotch of his shorts aside so that he may stick things in his rear end in a top hat. This is what the internet was made for
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