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Ultra Max, so big it’s actually the iPhone 15
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that new bespeckled watch band looks pretty neat tbh
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:29 |
FlapYoJacks posted:Your battery life must be absolute dog poo poo. It's fine I have to charge overnight but it's fine all day
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:29 |
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Yeah word on the street is the Apple Watch Ultra was a smash hit. I'm not surprised they're running it back.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:29 |
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You remember that scene in Soylent Green where his buddy went to the room to lay on that bed and look at screens while they killed him? This video is what was playing.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:29 |
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Flying around the globe for backdrops is sure eco.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:30 |
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All of this is incredibly lacking in self-awareness. None of them can stand properly, presenters walk off camera to nowhere. It's painful to watch.Combat Pretzel posted:Flying around the globe for backdrops is sure eco.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:30 |
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3000 nits!
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:30 |
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Henrik Zetterberg posted:That was 20 minutes to say AW9 has a new SoC. Why is Apple calling it a SiP now?
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:30 |
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It’s insane there isn’t a watch face API and store section yet for user made watch faces.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:30 |
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Modular Ultra face looks nice
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:31 |
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Really pushing new boundaries in awkward corporate standing
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:31 |
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smackfu posted:Why is Apple calling it a SiP now?
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:31 |
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It is absolutely staggering to go from Steve, who was perhaps the greatest tech presenter ever to live to these bizarro stilted Starfield-grade talking heads who just exude painful amounts of weird wide-stanced awkwardness while delivering this inane bullshit with a less natural cadence than that robot tiktok voice lady.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:31 |
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Wondering how she got up there with spotless white shoes.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:32 |
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FlapYoJacks posted:“We planted trees and mangroves!” I'd watch that
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:32 |
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Apple is shaming me for not exercising
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:32 |
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I can't stop laughing at Steve's power stances.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:32 |
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Everyone stands like they just took a giant flaming hot liquid diarrhea Wednesday morning dump.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:32 |
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Combat Pretzel posted:Flying around the globe for backdrops is sure eco. These are the presenters that refused to return to the office. They are keynoting from home.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:32 |
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So Ultra 2 is just Ultra 1 with the new SoC/SiP? Boring update, will keep my Ultra 1.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:33 |
AlternateAccount posted:It is absolutely staggering to go from Steve, who was perhaps the greatest tech presenter ever to live to these bizarro stilted Starfield-grade talking heads who just exude painful amounts of weird wide-stanced awkwardness while delivering this inane bullshit with a less natural cadence than that robot tiktok voice lady. I'll take any of these droning Tim Cook impressionists over a presentation by Musk
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:33 |
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Where are the dang PHONES, Tim???
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:34 |
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Virgin titanium
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:34 |
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No black titanium Ultra. Another potential reason for an upgrade axed.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:34 |
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do you think the marketers writing speech/presentation copy for the ultra hate themselves or love themselves for having to lie about who the watch is primarily targeted at? like it's obviously just for people with extra disposable income and not really for serious athletes
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:34 |
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Data Graham posted:I'll take any of these droning Tim Cook impressionists over a presentation by Musk Uhhh, ummmm, uhhhhh uh uh yeah so uhhhh ummm there’s, there’s a new Tesla model I ummmm want to show uh you guys.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:34 |
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Data Graham posted:I'll take any of these droning Tim Cook impressionists over a presentation by Musk You know, I am probably more of a Musk fan than most of this dumb site and I think he's exceptionally smart, etc. But you're right, generally I cannot STAND to listen to him talk for any length of time.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:34 |
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They have to be saving better battery life for the Series 10 (X?). Like a decade with the same battery life is just lol, especially given how stagnant the Watch has gotten for like, half of that decade.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:34 |
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TIM: I LOVE THE NEW APPLE WATCH SERIES 9... okay?
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:35 |
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Is the Water tube maze environmentally friendly?
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:35 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Where are the dang PHONES, Tim???
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:35 |
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HERE WE GO TIM APPLE IS ABOUT TO INVENT USB-C
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:35 |
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smoobles posted:HERE WE GO TIM APPLE IS ABOUT TO INVENT USB-C I’m glad someone is
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:35 |
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hatty posted:Is the Water tube maze environmentally friendly?
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:35 |
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15 colors are so boring good lord.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:36 |
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So the last "major" update to the watch was the S6 with the AOD? Good grief.
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:36 |
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smoobles posted:HERE WE GO TIM APPLE IS ABOUT TO INVENT USB-C So much courage!
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:36 |
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These pastel phones look like poop
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# ? Sep 12, 2023 18:36 |
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"all new design" 🤔
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