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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
The Saints crack me up here.

https://twitter.com/Jason_OTC/status/1709659810436673566?s=20

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006



In honor of the Patriots' upcoming match against the Dennis Allen coached Saints, I got to wondering, how many coaches have two first names. That is to say that their last name could conceivably be used as a first name instead. Surprisingly I came up with 8!

Cincinnati Bengals | Zac Taylor
Denver Broncos | Sean Payton*
Houston Texans | DeMeco Ryans*
New York Jets | Robert Saleh
Kansas City Chiefs | Andy Reid
New Orleans Saints | Dennis Allen
Seattle Seahawks | Pete Carroll
Detroit Lions | Dan Campbell.

Let me know if I missed any. Lots of Mc****** coaches that didn't qualify. They could probably be their own topic, but that is beyond the scope of this post.

Anderson Koopa fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Oct 4, 2023

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

wandler20 posted:

The Saints crack me up here.

Updated and holy poo poo the Texans.

https://twitter.com/Jason_OTC/status/1709661494789472525

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/DarrylSlater/status/1709662335344808288

lol

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
At least the burger-flipper knows how ta keep the gently caress outta the way on a kitchen line! Sheesh! Yo ORDER UP already, c'mon!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lol this dude busting out Tywin quotes.

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Kalli posted:

I am chuckling because the Panthers (reportedly) turned down a '23 2nd, '24 1st and '25 1st from the Rams last year for Burns.

And going into a draft where they knew they needed a quarterback and that they might have to trade up for one. If they pull the trigger on that, maybe Bryce still has DJ Moore and Chicago has a few more picks to squander

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1709671017134596199?s=46

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Evan Neal isn't mad, he's actually laughing

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Can we return him used for partial store credit?

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever









"Can you blame me? I was concussed"

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


maybe New York City just isn't meant to have football

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Ayudo posted:

EPA and CPOE

CPOE and SETHEE

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Vox Nihili posted:

maybe New York City just isn't meant to have football

They don't

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I cant remember who the Texans signed this year...
Bobby Trees
Noah Brown
???

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Vox Nihili posted:

maybe New York City just isn't meant to have football

If anything I think this proves that it should.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006




Shoutout to the Raiders and Vikings for hiding the Patriots' indiscretions in free agency.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I cant remember who the Texans signed this year...
Bobby Trees
Noah Brown
???

A whole mess of O-linemen (due to a whole mess of injuries)

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~


For yelling at the doctor? Wouldn't that be even more evidence he was concussdd? Or at least he could claim that.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Cincinnati Bengals 17-3

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Crossposting from NFCE thread:

Giants RT Evan Neal broke Rule 1 of being a major pro athlete

https://twitter.com/DarrylSlater/status/1709662335344808288

This has caused the usually apathetic and indifferent New York sports media market to awake from its slumber

https://twitter.com/TMKSESPN/status/1709676438935216186

edit: full unedited segment, starts around 3:25 mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3DR37CmVlY

shyduck fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Oct 5, 2023

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
It's okay to boo

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

that guy is a fairweather player who can only be content if everyone's saying how much of a great job he and his whole team are doing

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Cavauro posted:

that guy is a fairweather player who can only be content if everyone's saying how much of a great job he and his whole team are doing

When did Donald Trump become black, fit, and 20 years younger?

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
I'm booing Evan Neal right now.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Nervous posted:

When did Donald Trump become black, fit, and 20 years younger?

54 years younger?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Ddonlad? i don't know. i guess when he took a big shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! i was talking about football player.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

cards kinda in their own little "poor loser" quadrant

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Nervous posted:

When did Donald Trump become black, fit, and 20 years younger?

During his booking at Fulton County Jail back in August.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/Prez/status/1709703551503696374

- Prez

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Adams was gonna get off on the concussion excuse but then he signed his post, incoming sixer, smh

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

shyduck posted:

This has caused the usually apathetic and indifferent New York sports media market to awake from its slumber

https://twitter.com/TMKSESPN/status/1709676438935216186
/

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

MrLogan posted:

54 years younger?

I meant 60 but the weed and time and biology make me dumb

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/16zqbxo/highlight_dan_orlovsky_claims_only_411_sacks/

Daniel Jones is garbage

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


shyduck posted:

Crossposting from NFCE thread:

Giants RT Evan Neal broke Rule 1 of being a major pro athlete

https://twitter.com/DarrylSlater/status/1709662335344808288

This has caused the usually apathetic and indifferent New York sports media market to awake from its slumber

https://twitter.com/TMKSESPN/status/1709676438935216186

This is an all-time rant

and hell, I support it

i am a moron
Nov 12, 2020

"I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that Penn State and Michigan both suck and are garbage and it’s hilarious Michigan fans are freaking out thinking this is their natty window when they can’t even beat a B12 team in the playoffs lmao"

Oh my god

‘You’re better than me? You’re better than the people who pay your salary?’ In his voice is just… *chefs kiss*

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

It's truly insane that the Giants gave Jones that contract instead of franchising him for a year. Was another team really going to give up 2 firsts for him or match that contract that they gave him?! How much better was he going to play that there is any situation that wouldn't have worked out for them? They are going to have to draft a QB this year anyway.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Oct 5, 2023

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Giants are ran by the Maras whom do not admit mistakes

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

John Mara gave us the taunting rule so I hope the Giants never win another game


perfection


2022 was supposed to be some big tackle draft, and I guess Charles Cross is good but Evan Neal and Ikem Ekwonu have both been pretty bad and Neal is an absolute loving disaster

Tyler Smith and Luke Goedeke seem to be working out nicely though

AndrewP fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Oct 5, 2023

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Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Anderson Koopa posted:

In honor of the Patriots' upcoming match against the Dennis Allen coached Saints, I got to wondering, how many coaches have two first names. That is to say that their last name could conceivably be used as a first name instead. Surprisingly I came up with 8!

Cincinnati Bengals | Zac Taylor
Denver Broncos | Sean Payton*
Houston Texans | DeMeco Ryans*
New York Jets | Robert Saleh
Kansas City Chiefs | Andy Reid
New Orleans Saints | Dennis Allen
Seattle Seahawks | Pete Carroll
Detroit Lions | Dan Campbell.

Let me know if I missed any. Lots of Mc****** coaches that didn't qualify. They could probably be their own topic, but that is beyond the scope of this post.

Staley is, albeit rare, a first name, and Brandon Staley is, albeit not long for it, a head coach

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