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"Stick it in my bum, Frodo!" Gandalf ordered, hornily.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 00:28 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 12:58 |
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I've found it is the small things, every act of normal folk that keeps the darkness at bay — simple acts of kindness and love: like plunging my fuckin wizard staff about a fuckin foot up Bilbo’s rear end and stirring that bilbussy until he’s cumming churned buttercum in solid rods from his hairy little hobbit cock
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 00:43 |
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I will take the ring though I do not know the way! I do however know exactly how I want my cock and balls tortured, so if you can find a pair of toenail clippers and a ballpoint pen in the shire somewhere, bring em over and you can throatfuck me while you jam a pen up my urethra and snip away pieces of my swollen cock head until there’s just a weeping little sausage left and I’m squirting bloody cum in agony
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 00:52 |
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Wet have been my dreams of late
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 00:52 |
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Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword... Gimli: And MY rear end! razamataza fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Nov 15, 2023 |
# ? Nov 15, 2023 00:13 |
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But I poop from there, Mr. Bombadil
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 00:45 |
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Smugworth posted:But I poop from there, Mr. Bombadil Not right now you don’t dilliyon’t
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 00:47 |
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Meat's back in the men, you boys
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 00:48 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Gollum had noticed subtle changes in Frodo’s behaviours since the ring had come into his possession. These changes made Gollum extremely horny, especially the way he would always have his fingers wrapped around the ring. Gollum wondered what those soft hands would feel around his member. It kept him up all night, most nights, if he did fall asleep, he would dream of Frodo and his magic hands. But tonight was different, tonight he was going to feed his desire, the fire inside him.. He wanted to surprise Frodo tonight.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 01:08 |
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Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to sleep with him
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 01:11 |
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Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been busting nuts? I ain't bustin' no nuts, sir. I was just cutting grass, under the window, there.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 01:13 |
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Grey Cat posted:What's "tatas", precious? Turn off your palantir
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 21:22 |
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bossy lady posted:Turn off your palantir
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 21:23 |
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Soil it, mash it, stick in, my dude
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 21:24 |
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bossy lady posted:Turn off your palantir Nice
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 03:21 |
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Gil-galad was an Elven twink. To him the johns all gladly drink; the last whose cock was fair and free between the Mountains and the Sea. His "sword" was long, and also keen. His shining pecks afar were seen; the countless stars of heavens fair were mirrored in his sparkling hair. But long ago he rode away, and where he dwelleth none can say; for into darkness fell his star in Mordor where the doms all are.
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 04:10 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Gil-galad was an Elven twink.
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 04:13 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Gil-galad was an Elven twink.
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 04:27 |
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Cocks go ever ever on, Over tit and under cheek, By caves where never sun has shone, By streams that never find the sea; Over chin by grimace shown, And through the cherry flappers of poon, Over rear end and over chrome, And under mountains in the room. Cocks go ever ever on Under frown and under tar, Yet veins that wandering have shrunk Turn at last to a great fart. Eyes that fire and sword have seen And whores in the halls of bone Look at last on cummy sheen And feet and dilz they long have boned.
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 04:53 |
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covidstomper58 posted:Cocks go ever ever on,
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 04:55 |
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It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your back-door.
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 05:15 |
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Borome
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 05:24 |
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Holes in asses, cracks in rumps! That's what Bilbo Baggins humps! That's what Bilbo Baggins humps, So merrily, merrily with the rumps. Poke the heinies, gently caress the butts! Smash the bottoms, bust a nut! That's what Bilbo Baggins humps, So merrily, merrily with the rumps!
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 05:31 |
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Where’s there’s life there’s hope, and need of titties.
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 06:12 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Gil-galad was an Elven twink. 'And what gift would a Dwarf ask of the Elves? ' said Galadriel, turning to Gimli. 'None, Lady,' answered Gimli. 'It is enough for me to have seen the Lady of the Galadhrim bodacious titties, and to have heard her gentle words.'
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 06:28 |
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Of course you are. And I’m cumming with you!
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 08:08 |
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Share the load
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 12:33 |
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Grey Cat posted:It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going in your back-door.
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 13:10 |
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Seek for the rear end that was broken: In Imladris it smells; There shall be poppers taken Stronger than orgy-spells. There shall be thrown a hadouken That poo poo is near to found, For Islidur's Ring shall widen, And the Halfing forth shall pound.
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 15:12 |
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“Farewell, Frito,” said Dildo, managing a very convincing epileptic fit. “It’s in your hands now, gasp, rattle, o lie me under the greenwood tree, ooooo. Ooog.” “Farewell, Dildo,” said Frito, and with a last wave went out to join the company. As soon as he had disappeared, Dildo sprang lightly to his feet, and skipped into the hall humming a little song: “I sit on the floor and pick my nose and think of dirty things Of deviant dwarfs who suck their toes and elves who drub their dings. I sit on the floor and pick my nose and dream exotic dreams Of dragons who dress in rubber clothes and trolls who do it in teams. I sit on the floor and pick my nose and wish for a thrill or two For a goblin who goes in for a few no-nos Or an orc with a thing about glue. And all of the while I sit and pick I think of such jolly things Of whips and screws and leather slacks Of frottages and stings.”
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 15:45 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 12:58 |
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<Welcome, Frodo of the Shire> <The one who has sucked the GUY>
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 21:25 |