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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Don't giggle at my nipple

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Don’t demean my vagine

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Don't put socks near my box

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Don't put mustard in the custard

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


I don't want your cum in my bum, Sam-I-Am
Don't cum in my tum, you sick little man.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Don’t use my afghan as a trashcan

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Don't drink lemonade until you're dead in my Panera Bread

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


dont spread on my bed!

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Don't hog the hog

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Don't spill linguini in my Lamborghini

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Don’t lose your pole in my hole

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe
Don't gimme no ifs ands or buts
When discussin deez nutz

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Don’t sneeze on my dick cheeze

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Don't make demands about my glans

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Don't holler about my collar!

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

And don't encroach on my brooch.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Don't be a bummer, hun

...about my cummerbund

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Don't boogie my cookie

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Don't hit my tit

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Don't dish my fish

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Don't stinky my pinky

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
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maybeadracula posted:

Don't be a bummer, hun

...about my cummerbund

:golfclap:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Don't be so unfair about my underwear

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

covidstomper58 posted:

Don't stinky my pinky

Then don't put your pinky in my stinky

or do :smugbert:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Don’t chock on my cock

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Don't slut on my button.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Don't burgle my Nurgle.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Don't drizzle on my chisel

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Don't yeet my sheets

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Don't do drugs

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Stop spreading lies about my famous cream pies.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Don't be a ho about my chapeau

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Be sincere about my rear.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Grey Cat posted:

Be sincere about my rear.

I say with class, "you've a nice rear end"

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Let me be clear. Your rear has gonorrhoea.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Don't grill my quill

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


maybeadracula posted:

I say with class, "you've a nice rear end"

:sparkles:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Don't do drugs

On my rugs

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
I think YOLO and don my bolo

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covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Don't solo your rolo

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