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AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Tim Whatley posted:

On an exciting day I'm stoked and blessed to say I just got told I'm in complete remission.

My silly football team and I will rebuild together.

Congrats!

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# ? May 26, 2024 07:16

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

LOL

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1767224540877160548?s=46&t=Q9JsEynxHxZ9F2lOwU2Uuw

# ? Mar 11, 2024 17:22

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Tim Whatley posted:

On an exciting day I'm stoked and blessed to say I just got told I'm in complete remission.

My silly football team and I will rebuild together.

Hoping that your health and the Pats' rebuild lasts a VERY long time.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 17:23

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Tim Whatley posted:

On an exciting day I'm stoked and blessed to say I just got told I'm in complete remission.

My silly football team and I will rebuild together.

This is amazing news, man! Congratulations!!

Here is to many more years of posting in the AFC East thread.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 17:26

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Tim Whatley posted:

On an exciting day I'm stoked and blessed to say I just got told I'm in complete remission.

My silly football team and I will rebuild together.

Good job, man. gently caress cancer.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 17:28

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Tim Whatley posted:

On an exciting day I'm stoked and blessed to say I just got told I'm in complete remission.

My silly football team and I will rebuild together.

Congrats man, my mom's struggling through chemo right now, and it seems not great! glad for you!

# ? Mar 11, 2024 17:29

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The entirety of NFL twitter found it pretty believable that the Bills could cut Dawkins tbh.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 17:30

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Tim Whatley posted:

On an exciting day I'm stoked and blessed to say I just got told I'm in complete remission.

My silly football team and I will rebuild together.

Congratulations and best wishes on your rebuild! Your team�s rebuild not so much.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 17:32

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Kalli posted:

Congrats man, my mom's struggling through chemo right now, and it seems not great! glad for you!

gently caress cancer, I hope your mom beats its rear end.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 17:35

Nosre: Apr 16, 2002

Lieutenant Centaur posted:

If Daniels goes to Washington at 2 I don't see them taking Maye at 3 the way he's losing stock rapidly with each day.

It's lying season my friend. Putting JJ McCarthy as qb #2 or some poo poo gets clicks

# ? Mar 11, 2024 17:35

Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Professor Funk posted:

LOL

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1767224540877160548?s=46&t=Q9JsEynxHxZ9F2lOwU2Uuw

Awesome, dude has been playing great! Glad we�re not going to be a disaster in that specific way just to fit in with the rest of the division.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:06

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

Chris Simms was tearing Maye apart the other day but Chris Simms is a hack so take him #3, I say.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:09

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Maye is good, him supposedly dropping to the talking heads is the same bullshit as Levis getting taken 2nd last year or whatever the dumb storylines were.

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Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

Holy crap Gabe didn�t sign with another AFCE team or the Chiefs

We are probably getting at least one game of Mac Jones to Gabe Davis this year though lol

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:18

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Jags signing Gabe probably puts Ridley to the Pats in motion.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:20

Hamhandler: Aug 9, 2008; [I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

https://x.com/zacstevensdnvr/status/1767237906752528744?s=46&t=4v69OlVJpK1h7pgGOGqqoA

For Brandon Jones, huh?

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:20

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Diva Cupcake posted:

Jags signing Gabe probably puts Ridley to the Pats in motion.

He never really produced like he was expected to. Could be a gamble.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:21

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

Diva Cupcake posted:

Jags signing Gabe probably puts Ridley to the Pats in motion.

It�s gonna be a huge over pay but I am still good with it. I do not need to see every down player DaVante Parker at this stage of my life

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:23

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Hallelujah Gabe is gone

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:23

Nosre: Apr 16, 2002

Hallelujah we dodged the Gabe landmine

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:33

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

Yeah I�m good not paying Wilkins $27.5 mil a year

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:33

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The Jags stay bad for a reason.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:33

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

mcmagic posted:

The Jags stay bad for a reason.

gently caress Trent Baalke and gently caress Shad Khan for hiring him.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:37

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1767246436956041513

The Jets cap is going to be complete disaster after this season lol. I'm sure that will help them get good replacements for Douglas and Saleh.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:51

Pablo Bluth: Sep 7, 2007; I've made a huge mistake.

Docjowles posted:

Holy crap Gabe didn�t sign with another AFCE team or the Chiefs

We are probably getting at least one game of Mac Jones to Gabe Davis this year though lol

They lost to the Urban Meyer Jags. The London game was another "did the coaching staff gently caress up?" moment. 100% Jones-Davis beat the Bills this season....

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:53

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1767246436956041513

The Jets cap is going to be complete disaster after this season lol. I'm sure that will help them get good replacements for Douglas and Saleh.

There's nothing wrong with this contract.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 18:58

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Diva Cupcake posted:

There's nothing wrong with this contract.

It's fine. I was just commenting on the 24 vs 25 cap hits.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 19:00

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Fire Joe Douglas into the loving stratosphere.

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1767253094847361359

LOL Stupid gently caress Joe Douglas' excuse is that they didn't have the money to sign him (lies) and "he's going to be bad next to jordon davis and jalen carter." Jets peeing on their fans and telling them it's raining again.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Mar 11, 2024

# ? Mar 11, 2024 19:10

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

mcmagic posted:

Fire Joe Douglas into the loving stratosphere.

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1767253094847361359

LOL Stupid gently caress Joe Douglas' excuse is that they didn't have the money to sign him (lies) and "he's going to be bad next to jordon davis and jalen carter." Jets peeing on their fans and telling them it's raining again.

Yeah, that's way too cheap for the Jets to be passing on.

$27.5m/year on Wilkins otoh... Glad the man got paid, glad we're not the ones paying him. Between him Jones and Hunt we're gonna get a ton of comp picks for the painful rebuild after next year.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 19:50

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

https://twitter.com/DAitken90/status/1767263835910439228

# ? Mar 11, 2024 19:59

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Kirk is getting $45m per. Tua's deal ain't going to be much under $60m/ at this rate and that makes me sweat

# ? Mar 11, 2024 20:05

Parallax: Jan 14, 2006

we lost the gink

# ? Mar 11, 2024 20:21

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

That one hurts the most so far tbh

# ? Mar 11, 2024 20:22

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767270056881221731

Joe Douglas nodding off for a post lunch nap.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 20:24

Hamhandler: Aug 9, 2008; [I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Holy poo poo 5 years and $100m for Hunt that�s insane

# ? Mar 11, 2024 20:29

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

We're going to sign like Greg Van Roten for $10m annually.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 20:30

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

It's pretty much impossible to fix an OL with as many holes as the jets have in one offseason without multiple day 1-2 picks. Even if the GM had any what they were doing.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 20:32