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Milky Moor posted:the CD star wars thread has been saying this for the past elventy billion posts It's like if everyone in the Duke Nukem Forever thread thought "SuperMechaGodzilla is right, this is a work of art!"
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 16:39 |
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please do not bring SMG into this thread tia
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 16:40 |
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Who is playing Jar Jar.?
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 16:58 |
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First Bass posted:han and leia became the cool parents that get stoned and gently caress all the time, han will probably smoke with you on the porch if it's a good day on kashyyk, and let you have a house party in the basement with everyone from the jedi academy, while luke disapproves probs because that jerkass came in and stole his chick
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 16:59 |
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Frankenstyle posted:Having watched a couple episodes of Girls, self owned
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:00 |
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Why are they going from episode 3 to episode 7
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:05 |
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Oscar Isaac is a pretty big deal.
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:08 |
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Stormfang1502 posted:Kushyyk
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:14 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Who is playing Jar Jar.? Rumour is that Bill Cosby will be playing Jar Jar's great grandson. He'll provide comedic relief in scenes that otherwise would be to dark e.g. when Jar Jar mistook all the dead younglings as asleep and scolded them for not being in their space dormitories.
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:15 |
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Who the gently caress calls children "younglings"? Is it some sort of power autism combined with homeschooling, so that they've never seen human children before? That's the worst thing about the prequels, and it totally ruined my childhood. Anyways. Han shits first (he is an old man in diapers).
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:19 |
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reallivedinosaur posted:Who the gently caress calls children "younglings"? Is it some sort of power autism combined with homeschooling, so that they've never seen human children before? they called them younglings so obi wan wouldnt have to say the words "murdered children" in a movie made for children also i liked star wars a lot growing up but lo loving l at saying the prequels ruined your childhood
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:20 |
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Milky Moor posted:the CD star wars thread has been saying this for the past elventy billion posts Misandrist Duck posted:I grew up in the Star Wars EU. I spent 20+ years immersed in it, knowing the how and why to everything that made up Star Wars. It was mine. SW knowledge was my (admittedly lame) super power. And now it's gone. I don't know anything more than anybody else who has seen the movies and it feels like... I don't know. Feels like I imagine a Jedi Master would feel if his connection to the Force just disappeared one day. Lmbo
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:25 |
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Blast of Confetti posted:they called them younglings so obi wan wouldnt have to say the words "murdered children" in a movie made for children Why would you make "murders children" a plot point in a movie for children? There's got to be plenty of ways to let people know Anakin is a bad guy now. I don't get this trend of putting super grimdark stuff into stupid manbaby bullshit. I bet it comes from anime. Anime is always doing stupid poo poo like that.
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:27 |
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so will Han Solo be like a chaste monk who's never touched a girl as is the jedi tradition, or as he's the last jedi will he be teaching a free love version of being a jedi that's basically a weird magical harem gotta be one of the two, no half measures.
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:33 |
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"but sir this will invalidate reams of fantasy bullshit that tens of people have devoted their entire shutin lives to memorizing" "if you're trying to discourage me, it's not working"
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:38 |
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he thinks he's gonna have kids, that's the real fallacy in his life
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:48 |
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Good diet and exercise pay off. Carre Fisher, DOB October 21, 1956: Denise Austin, DOB February 13, 1957:
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:52 |
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Maldoror posted:Good diet and exercise pay off. I aint seen nostrils like that since the last time I bought one of those coconut monkeys in jamaica
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 17:59 |
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Fishy Joe posted:I aint seen nostrils like that since the last time I bought one of those coconut monkeys in jamaica
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 18:04 |
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reallivedinosaur posted:it totally ruined my childhood. lol did you have literally no friends
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 18:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeK10F6iA8E
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 19:39 |
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King of Internet posted:lol did you have literally no friends I care deeply about star wars and also star trek and anime, they are dear to my heart. NuGBS takes every post seriously. Everyone thinks they're the only one shitposting. lol Carrie Fisher is playing the child of Jabba and Leia from her days when she was his sex whore.
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 19:44 |
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Baller Time posted:One of the subplots will involve Luke Skywalker hiding in a closet while using the force on Han Solo's impotent dick, in order to get the now bitter and sex starved Leia on board for new adventure. Lensflare jokes totally didn't become tired and hackish 5 years ago when the first JJTrek movie came out, I'm totally looking forward to another few years of that. It's going to make the jokes about a guy who had his face reconstructed after a motorcycle accident and a woman who had major drug problems looking older after 30 years have passed look like high art in comparison. That loving Sned posted:It's like if everyone in the Duke Nukem Forever thread thought "SuperMechaGodzilla is right, this is a work of art!" That's the exact opposite of what SMG said about Duke Nukem Forever, though? If you're going to carry on this weird years-long grudge against someone who writes funny reviews of movies at least base it on stuff the dude actually said.
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 20:21 |
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Raku posted:Give Guillermo del Toro Star Trek now
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 20:54 |
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Star Wars is terrible.
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 21:08 |
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phobo posted:Star Wars is terrible. True...If ur retarded
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 21:19 |
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Star Wars? Lol why should i give a poo poo Wake me up when they pay Abrams to make an X Files film
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 21:30 |
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Milky Moor posted:the old actors are back, that's okay. i guess. Due to overwhelming nerd screaming lando has been recast by idris elba
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 21:33 |
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Attack the Block owns and this will not be anywhere near as good, but I am happy for John Boyega.
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 21:34 |
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supermechagodzilla is a hack idiot
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 21:34 |
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JJ abrams is really good at making mediocre stuff Stuff you can watch without getting bored but ultimately it's just really fuckin unexceptional
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 21:52 |
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Zzulu posted:JJ abrams is really good at making mediocre stuff . I hope this movie is actually cloverfield 2.
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 23:58 |
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Can't wait for the two hour review. Hope the movie is a catastrophic mess and not just kinda good.
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# ? May 1, 2014 00:09 |
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DeepQantas posted:Can't wait for the two hour review. literally the best thing to come out of the prequels
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# ? May 1, 2014 00:11 |
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if you don't think that the avatar sequels will be unquestionably better films than these star wars sequels you are a blithering retard
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# ? May 1, 2014 00:28 |
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:if you don't think that the avatar sequels will be unquestionably better films than these star wars sequels you are a blithering retard wanna see an avatar sequel where they get sick of the white guy and kick him back out of the tribe
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# ? May 1, 2014 00:32 |
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The old cast better just be making a cameo appearance, preferably through just voicing CG characters or else.
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# ? May 1, 2014 00:50 |
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Mark Hamill can voice Andy Serkis.
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# ? May 1, 2014 01:30 |
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ijii posted:The old cast better just be making a cameo appearance, preferably through just voicing CG characters or else. Yeah better be or else
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# ? May 1, 2014 01:32 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 14:22 |
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theyre old people so cast them as wise old people in robes kind of like that wise old guy in robes in the first movie
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