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EigenKet
Sep 17, 2006
Your friendly neighborhood Mad Scientist.
She'll be coming around the penis.

Oh, my penis Clementine.

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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
All I'm askin'
Is for a little penis when you come home (just a little bit)
Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home
(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
Stephanie Knows Penis
Artist: Love, album: Da Penis

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Been spending most their lives
Living in the Penis Paradise

Taliesyn
Apr 5, 2007

I wish I had a penis
For one moment of love
I wish I had your penis
Your Virgin Mary undone
I'm in love with my lust
Burning penis wings to dust
I wish I had your penis tonight

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
Your penis committed suicide because you suck. (penis)

i'm up all night to get penis

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

Save yourself from the lies of the beautiful penis

Alternately Save yourself from the lies of the penis people

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
YOU GOT THE TOUCH

YOU GOT THE PEENIIIIIIIISSSSS

YEAH!

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
The Long and Winding Penis
I am the Penis
All Penis' must pass
Got my mind set on penis
Elderly penis behind the counter in a small town
Mind your penis
Do the penis
They don't care about penis
The penis in the mirror

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
The Wondersmith and His Penis

I Wanna Be a Penis-Sniffing Dog

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Robbie Fowler posted:

The Long and Winding Penis
I am the Penis
All Penis' must pass
Got my mind set on penis
Elderly penis behind the counter in a small town
Mind your penis
Do the penis
They don't care about penis
The penis in the mirror

Maxwells Silver Penis

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
While My Penis Gently Weeps

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Happiness is a Warm Penis

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Penis Fields Forever

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
dark side penis the moon

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Suck my penis' dick
Suck my penis' dick
Suck my penis' dick

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
IT'S THE PENIS COUNTDOWN !!

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Sunshine on my penis
makes me happy

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SwCW1FNXls

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
lucy penis the sky with diamonds

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
The Penis of Extinction

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

King of Internet posted:

Like a bird
On a penis

There is a penis between the rich and poor,
a penis between the man and the woman.
There is a penis between the ones who say there is a penis,
and the ones who say there isn't.
Why don't you come on back to the penis, that's right, get in it.
Why don't you come on back to the penis, it's just beginning.

...

Why don't you come on back to the penis, don't be a tourist.
Why don't you come on back to the penis, before it hurts us.
Why don't you come on back to the penis, let's all get nervous.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Before My Penis Is Dry

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Feel Good, Penis.

Dr. Bit
Jun 14, 2005
Penis!
Hear the mandrake scream!

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat
If you're feelin' lonely
You can come with penises
Feel my arms around you
Lay beside the seaaaaaa
We will think of somethin' to do
Do it til it's perfect for you
And for penises too
You can come with penises.

So leave your world behind you
You can come with penises
Sing a song I'll teach you
Live your fantasyyyyyyy
Love ya in a natural way
Doesn't matter what time of day
You and I play
You can come with penises.

Won'tcha come with penises

You can come with penises.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Heftur Með Gaddavír Í Kjaftinum Sem Blæðir Mig
Læstur Er Lokaður Inn Í Búri
Dýr Nakinn Ber Á Mig
Og Bankar Upp Á Frelsari
Ótaminn Setur Í Ný Penis
Og Hleður Á Ný
Við Tætum Tryllt Af Stað
Út Í Óvissuna
Þar Til Að Við Rústum Öllu Og Reisum Aftur
Aftur Á Ný
Aftur Á Bak Þar Sem Við Ríðum
Aftur Með Gaddavír
Í Kjaftinum Sem Rífur Upp Gamalt Gróið Sár
Er Orðinn Ryðguð Sál
Rafmagnið Búið
Mig Langar Að Skera
Og Rista Sjálfan Mig Á Hol 
En Þori Það Ekki
Frekar Slekk Ég Á Mér
Aleinn Á Ný

Nutella
Jun 27, 2005

"And the meek shall inherit the earth"
The Spirit of Penis
Working Penis
Red Sector Penis
By-Tor and the Penis
Big Penis (goes around the world)
Lakeside Penis
Closer To The Penis

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

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Technologic [6x]

Technologic [4x]

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
around the penis, around the penis x 21429234324

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
these threads always kinda suck bc nobody actually reads anybody elses posts for the most part so i never get sick accolades for being funny as poo poo

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat

Fetus Tree posted:

dark side penis the moon

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat

Fetus Tree posted:

lucy penis the sky with diamonds

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat
bar's set pretty high

Notmypants
Jan 3, 2014

Pants pants moose pants.
Penis on, Eileen

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Welcome to the World of the Plastic Penis

Up On Penis Hill

Penis Eastwood

Penis Comes Today

Penis-2000

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Grateful Penis:
Uncle John's Penis
Box of Penis
Friend of the Penis
Brokedown Penis
Touch of Penis
The Penis Never Stopped
Black Muddy Penis


Penis Floyd:
Dark Side of the Penis
Penises (Three Different Ones)
Fat Old Penis
Any Penis You Like
Let There be More Penis
Another Penis in the Wall
Shine On You Crazy Penis Pts 1-5
Shine On You Crazy Penis Pts 6-9

Peen Young
The Penis and the Damage Done
Penis of Gold
Penis in the Sand


Commander Penis and his Lost Penis Airmen
Hotrod Penis

Jimi Peendrix
Purple Penis
Penis Castle Magic
Hey Penis
The Wind Cries Penis
Castles Made of Penis

Led Penis
I Can't Quit You Penis
Over the Penis and Far Away
Whole Lotta Penis
Immigrant Penis
When the Penis Breaks
Trampled Under Penis
Traveling Riverside Penis

Bob Dylan
Penis in the wind
Mr. Penis Man
Like a Rolling Penis
Knockin on Heaven's Penis
Tangled up in Penis
Leopard Skin Penis Hat
Simple Twist of Penis
Lily, Rosemary and the Penis
Shelter from the Penis
Buckets of Penis
Subterranean Penis Blues
Maggie's Penis
Ballad of a Thin Penis

Paul Simon
Penis on the Soles of Her Shoes
You Can Penis Me Al
Me and Penis Down by the Schoolyard
Penis Like a River
My Little Penis

Steely Penis
Dirty Penis
Reelin in the Penis
Rikki Don't Lose That Penis
My Old Penis

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Fetus Tree posted:

these threads always kinda suck bc nobody actually reads anybody elses posts for the most part so i never get sick accolades for being funny as poo poo

I'll have you know I am going through this thread with a fine toothcomb and cataloging all of the penises



e. content

Won't you take me to... PENIS TOWN!

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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!


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