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Six things I could never do without: food, water, air, clothing, shelter, [my family / my friends / my dog] Unibrow fucked around with this message at 08:39 on May 2, 2016 |
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May 2, 2016 02:46
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Well if I admit it it wouldn't be a secret! 
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May 2, 2016 02:53
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I love to read, my favorite books are *high school english curriculum 2000-2010*
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May 2, 2016 02:56
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okcupid is really good for contacting people in an unfamiliar city that you're planning on or might be traveling to for whatever reason and asking questions about where to get certain products or services/stuff to do.
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May 2, 2016 03:02
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I love to travel! One time I visited New York City which was super fun but I didn't see much of the city because I followed my mom around and rarely looked up from my phone. I spent a whole year studying abroad in Australia but I have no idea what its actually like there because I never left the campus except to get wasted on pub crawls. I'd love to return to the Bahamas one day so I can see more of the Sandals resort I stayed at. My travel dream is to visit Paris so I can see Big Ben!
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May 2, 2016 03:23
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Six things I can never do without: My iPhone My iPhone My iPhone My iPhone My iPhone My iPhone
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May 2, 2016 08:05
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people are disappointing, it's just a shame video games are so lame these days
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May 2, 2016 08:17
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:people are disappointing, it's just a shame video games are so lame these days Yeah we're at that uncomfortable plateu of tech where we're waiting for vr sexbots to deliver us from human interaction and are reduced to trying to recreate this future utopia as best our fleshy meat bodies are able.
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May 2, 2016 08:20
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Dave_Indeed posted:Profile: Searching for the match question if one of your potential matches were overweight, would that be a dealbreaker used to be fun until people just started lying on their answer out of fear  just looking for my swole aryan soccer player-esqe mate 
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May 2, 2016 08:30
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I don't have a bad sense of humor, in fact people tell me I have a great sense of humor
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May 2, 2016 08:33
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I would love to gently caress 21 shirt Amy myself
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May 2, 2016 09:06
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I'm not really that into anal, Amy, pump your brakes a bit.
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May 2, 2016 09:24
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hi folks I'm scarfbeard manbun and this is my girlfriend septumpierce undercut and we're queering heterosexuality by making a joint okc/tinder account
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May 2, 2016 09:26
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Al Cowens posted:hi folks I'm scarfbeard manbun and this is my girlfriend septumpierce undercut and we're queering heterosexuality by making a joint okc/tinder account
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May 2, 2016 09:33
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:Searching for the match question if one of your potential matches were overweight, would that be a dealbreaker used to be fun until people just started lying on their answer out of fear WOMEN! 
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May 2, 2016 09:35
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/every profile picture is a group shot with 15 people from a different night out so you can't tell who the person is These ones are specific to Ireland : "Loving the beards!" (Literally every second guy over here currently has a Conor McGregor/lumberjack beard) "Only on here for de buzz, luv goin out drinkin wit me friends. Here's my Snapchat /insta/whatever " (horrendous,1 dimensional party girl who thinks having bigger numbers on social media things is a replacement for being interesting)
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May 2, 2016 11:02
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I'll let you bareback my rear end (no vaginal because I don't like condoms) if I get too drunk to drive home and then continue to text you for months when you ask to be left alone because your gf is back from her trip
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May 2, 2016 11:12
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:As a tall woman, I said it, just now. What? As a towering giant I prefer my women amazonian style tall as gently caress. Tall women are the next step in evolution.
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May 2, 2016 11:19
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Al Cowens posted:hi folks I'm scarfbeard manbun and this is my girlfriend septumpierce undercut and we're queering heterosexuality by making a joint okc/tinder account It was funnier the first time
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May 2, 2016 11:57
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spudsbuckley posted:/every profile picture is a group shot with 15 people from a different night out so you can't tell who the person is Every Irish guy on tinder is "just here for the craic."
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May 2, 2016 12:05
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I'm on there right now, so    e:  
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May 2, 2016 12:34
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There was an OKC profile posted last year in one of the older threads that was like four posts long and was some girl that was into polyamory, thought she was really smart, used the word "epistemological" a lot, etc. If someone could post that here, that would be great because I can't find it.
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May 2, 2016 12:47
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I'm starting to notice a strange sexual time where dating profiles that explicitly state "no whites" are becoming a thing and prostitute ads continue to request "no black gents please". This could be an indicator of a number of social phenomena and also that I frequent prostitutes.
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May 2, 2016 13:03
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DO NOT MESSAGE ME UNLESS: -List of 200 unrealistic expectations for one man to fulfill WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND SOMEONE?
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May 2, 2016 14:18
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:What? As a towering giant I prefer my women amazonian style tall as gently caress. Tall women are the next step in evolution. Wish all men were like you!!!!
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May 2, 2016 14:20
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:What? As a towering giant I prefer my women amazonian style tall as gently caress. Tall women are the next step in evolution. If you don't want to gently caress Samus Aran I don't know what to tell you. 
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May 2, 2016 15:24
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Wish all men were like you!!!! No, you really don't.
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May 2, 2016 16:12
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i hate when you scroll through a hot babes account and you see this picture. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 2, 2016 16:18
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LOTR ENTP DTF
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May 2, 2016 16:46
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*Is super fat, had 3 kids by 20, is recently divorced, is on a handful of antidepressants, has a terrible relationship with their parents, doesn't have female friends due to being borderline autistic or constantly needs affirmation from men, or most likely a combination of 3+ of these*
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May 2, 2016 16:50
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I have opinions about the Oxford Comma
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May 2, 2016 17:11
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This thread made me log into my OKCupid account for the first time in something like 8 years. My first thought was "WTF, why are all my matches old?" Then I realized it's because I'm old.
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May 2, 2016 17:16
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Hello I am 24 y/o, I bleed out of my oval office now and pappa says thit if you touch me on my tickle tuck we're married. no catholics.
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May 2, 2016 17:23
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Pot Of Shoe posted:Hello I am 24 y/o, I bleed out of my oval office now and pappa says thit if you touch me on my tickle tuck we're married. no catholics. Oh hey I know you
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May 2, 2016 17:26
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i'm a curvier girl. not here to play games. love to laugh and have fun. favorite books are ken follets pillars of the earth and harry potter. looking for something real. i'm great at being sarcastic. do not message me if you just want to gently caress.
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May 2, 2016 17:28
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So let me tell you a story old as time, girl meets boy, boy see's girl has goals and ambitions and is on the fast track to becoming a millionaire and has these expectations in her life. Boy thinks girl is his meal ticket. Moral of the story is if you're not on the track to either making the same amount or close to it than don't think I'll be your meal ticket. I'm not going to be anyone's sugar mama. For one if we go on a date, YOU are paying. But if I feel that we are not matched I will pay for myself. DO NOT ask to meet me past 7:30/8:00 pm because 1. I am in bed by 8:30/9:00 pm. I will not have sex with you on the first, second or third date. I will not support you in any way, I will not support any habit you have. Please have the dreams and ambitions I have, and brownie points if you're in higher education. If you're in a top tier school (I.e. University of Texas, A&M, Baylor) than you're put on the top of my list. Yes I know I'm beautiful, and if you're not up to my standards don't expect a date or even my time. Do I have to be shallow now because of idiots who ruined it for everyone, yes! But if it looks like you're a cat fish or someone who's not determined to a wealthy or ambitious man than we will not work. My main goals are to go to a TOP academic law school, either UT, Boston University and or (pending on my LSAT score, Harvard and or Columbia). If the city life doesn't peak your forte than obviously we will not work. If you want to know how serious I am, I am Blair Waldorf serious. Although minus the scheming. I'm sorry if your hopes was for someone down to earth and sweet, that girl is long gone and is never coming back. Who do you have to blame for my change of character... blame the guys who think they're all that and a bag of chips when in reality they look like a potato. If you happen to get to this point and are willing to climb up the social ladder with me than don't be afraid to message me. Despite my best efforts at being a cold hearted bitch, I'm still pretty sweet. But only if you seem genuine... I hope to hear from you soon... Also I do believe in prenups (fair warning) Also, I am moving to the North East side of the country, whether that's Boston or NYC than you should be prepared for cold weather in your future if you date me.
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May 2, 2016 17:30
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Wangsbig posted:you should be prepared for cold weather in your future if you date me. I think this goes without saying
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May 2, 2016 17:32
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i hate when you scroll through a hot babes account and you see this picture. 
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May 2, 2016 17:32
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Mange Mite posted:I think this goes without saying Because you'll be sitting outside regretting your life choices often
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May 2, 2016 17:33
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Wangsbig posted:So let me tell you a story old as time, girl meets boy, boy see's girl has goals and ambitions and is on the fast track to becoming a millionaire and has these expectations in her life. Boy thinks girl is his meal ticket. Moral of the story is if you're not on the track to either making the same amount or close to it than don't think I'll be your meal ticket. I'm not going to be anyone's sugar mama. For one if we go on a date, YOU are paying. But if I feel that we are not matched I will pay for myself. DO NOT ask to meet me past 7:30/8:00 pm because 1. I am in bed by 8:30/9:00 pm. I will not have sex with you on the first, second or third date. I will not support you in any way, I will not support any habit you have. Please have the dreams and ambitions I have, and brownie points if you're in higher education. If you're in a top tier school (I.e. University of Texas, A&M, Baylor) than you're put on the top of my list. Yes I know I'm beautiful, and if you're not up to my standards don't expect a date or even my time. Do I have to be shallow now because of idiots who ruined it for everyone, yes! But if it looks like you're a cat fish or someone who's not determined to a wealthy or ambitious man than we will not work. My main goals are to go to a TOP academic law school, either UT, Boston University and or (pending on my LSAT score, Harvard and or Columbia). If the city life doesn't peak your forte than obviously we will not work. If you want to know how serious I am, I am Blair Waldorf serious. Although minus the scheming. I'm sorry if your hopes was for someone down to earth and sweet, that girl is long gone and is never coming back. Who do you have to blame for my change of character... blame the guys who think they're all that and a bag of chips when in reality they look like a potato. If you happen to get to this point and are willing to climb up the social ladder with me than don't be afraid to message me. Despite my best efforts at being a cold hearted bitch, I'm still pretty sweet. But only if you seem genuine... I hope to hear from you soon... Also I do believe in prenups (fair warning) Was this an actual copy-paste because lol
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May 2, 2016 17:34
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