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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002


The face of a teenage boy who knows he's getting bullied on Monday

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An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Let's get something straight no one gives a flying gently caress about England, England's opinions, or anything about England now that you aren't going to be a part of the EU.

No one takes you seriously.

Maybe if you were part of a larger coalition of countries, but until then you are just a little poo poo again.

E: I don't have time to argue back so if someone could just quote Yeah Right, Nuts to that! or Says you buddy whenever someone responds I'd appreciate it. Thanks everyone (unless you are in England of course)

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Here's something straight : My dick

Or as the English say, my pecker

Extraordinary Perdition
Nov 7, 2007
It's a diathermy, not a bovie.
It's an artery, not a snap.
It's a tiny, inconsequential mistake not a multi-million dollar lawsuit.
loving U.S. surgeons amirite

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


lmao tho that tramadol junkie constantly posts about how other pppl are are than him but is a useless drain on society

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

tramadol junkie's posts become slightly better when you imagine him talking like Super Hans from Peep Show while he's under the influence of some mindfuck drug

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Don Tacorleone posted:

Here's something straight : My dick

Or as the English say, my pecker

My bellend

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

With any luck, in the blasted hellscape that is a post-Brexit, Trump presidency world, the Scandinavians will invade the UK, re-establish the Danelaw and the English will be back in their proper place, serving as footstools for the Northmen.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

No, and also fcuk u op

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Cthulu Carl posted:

With any luck, in the blasted hellscape that is a post-Brexit, Trump presidency world, the Scandinavians will invade the UK, re-establish the Danelaw and the English will be back in their proper place, serving as footstools for the Northmen.

Scandinavia is Islamic now, they are to busy fiki fikiing white women and kids to invade anybody.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm not eating toast with a fork and knife; that's the worst form of degeneracy idc what you say.


e: unless it's french :smugdon:

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

An Ounce of Gold posted:

Let's get something straight no one gives a flying gently caress about England, England's opinions, or anything about England now that you aren't going to be a part of the EU.

No one takes you seriously.

Maybe if you were part of a larger coalition of countries, but until then you are just a little poo poo again.

E: I don't have time to argue back so if someone could just quote Yeah Right, Nuts to that! or Says you buddy whenever someone responds I'd appreciate it. Thanks everyone (unless you are in England of course)

I am really angry at this and you should stop using our language.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Moridin920 posted:

I'm not eating toast with a fork and knife; that's the worst form of degeneracy idc what you say.

Beans on toast, welsh rarebit and eggs on toast are eaten with a knife and fork, deal with it.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Moridin920 posted:

I'm not eating toast with a fork and knife; that's the worst form of degeneracy idc what you say.


e: unless it's french :smugdon:

smfh

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Tramadol Junkie posted:

Beans on toast

"What's the whitest thing I can do to toasted white bread? Oh I know...."

*Gets knife and fork*

*Mouth starts watering*

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
american cheese on white bread toast is probably whiter to be fair

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Wamdoodle posted:

"What's the whitest thing I can do to toasted white bread? Oh I know...."

*Gets knife and fork*

*Mouth starts watering*

have you ever had beans on toast?

have you ever had soft-boiled eggs on toast?

have you ever had rarebit on toast?

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

and i'm not even that white

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

and i'm certainly not a brit

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sounds like an attempt to make a breakfast burrito with no tortilla to me tbh

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Germstore posted:

american cheese on white bread toast is probably whiter to be fair

Oh gently caress good point.

psychokitty posted:

have you ever had beans on toast?

have you ever had soft-boiled eggs on toast?

have you ever had rarebit on toast?

I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.

I'm not actually spiteful towards the op or anyone else here. Eat whatever you want :) Incidentally what are good beans to put on toast?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Germstore posted:

american cheese on white bread toast is probably whiter to be fair

Doesn't it get brown when you toast it?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
heinz probably

grope proof vest
Jan 11, 2006




The Doodys are all about those faggots lol

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Wamdoodle posted:

Oh gently caress good point.


I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.

I'm not actually spiteful towards the op or anyone else here. Eat whatever you want :) Incidentally what are good beans to put on toast?

Branston baked beans are the best, ASDA (Walmart) baked beans are also good, Heinz as a last resort.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Tramadol Junkie posted:

Branston baked beans are the best, ASDA (Walmart) baked beans are also good, Heinz as a last resort.

we can only get Heinz here and it's rare to be able to get the real (teal) can :saddowns:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


lol I don't think England has any right to decide anything about food.

Also quit it with the unnesscary u's in words like color and labor, it's redundant.

And e should become before r in words like the end with the sound "ERR". It's centER not centREE.

Finally spelling rear end as arse is stupid and doesn't even sound like profanity, it's like the rear end equivalent of saying frick instead of gently caress.

Sincerely,
Logic and Common Sense.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Tramadol Junkie posted:

Beans on toast, welsh rarebit and eggs on toast are eaten with a knife and fork, deal with it.

Sounds like something a junkie would do TBH.

Linux Pirate posted:

lol I don't think England has any right to decide anything about food.

Also quit it with the unnesscary u's in words like color and labor, it's redundant.

And e should become before r in words like the end with the sound "ERR". It's centER not centREE.

Finally spelling rear end as arse is stupid and doesn't even sound like profanity, it's like the rear end equivalent of saying frick instead of gently caress.

Sincerely,
Logic and Common Sense.

Also:

In his 1926 edition of the Dictionary of Modern English Usage, the grammarian H. W. Fowler states a forthright view: "Welsh Rabbit is amusing and right. Welsh Rarebit is stupid and wrong."

Also also, it's actually called "cheesy toast" and it's right up there with instant Ramen noodles.

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

Moridin920 posted:

the brits contributed exactly 1 thing to world cuisine (the chip) and they're now the only ones that don't just call them french fries

lol
fries are belgian

you are retarded

Cthulu Carl posted:

With any luck, in the blasted hellscape that is a post-Brexit, Trump presidency world, the Scandinavians will invade the UK, re-establish the Danelaw and the English will be back in their proper place, serving as footstools for the Northmen.

seems like the scandinavians are white enough that the brits would be okay with this.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I like when brits and true red blooded americans yell at each other. It's just good times all around, like being in a contentedly rowdy dive bar with friends. Besides it serves a useful purpose. Brits need to be reminded that they are no longer in charge and pretty silly besides, while god's own americans need to be reminded that we aren't the first ones who had the idea of empire in the history of ever. It's a nice little hubris-check relationship. Or would be, at least, if any of us paid attention to what those other idiots are babbling about.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Nathilus posted:

I like when brits and true red blooded americans yell at each other. It's just good times all around, like being in a contentedly rowdy dive bar with friends. Besides it serves a useful purpose. Brits need to be reminded that they are no longer in charge and pretty silly besides, while god's own americans need to be reminded that we aren't the first ones who had the idea of empire in the history of ever. It's a nice little hubris-check relationship. Or would be, at least, if any of us paid attention to what those other idiots are babbling about.

Haha you're all right.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

The end of the week (Saturday and Sunday) is the week-end, not the wee-kend.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

akulanization posted:

fries are belgian

you are retarded

my bad i figured that since the brits claim nonstop to be the chip kings they came up with the concept

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Moridin920 posted:

my bad i figured that since the brits claim nonstop to be the chip kings they came up with the concept

you hate gypsies more than the average brit lol

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


maths

goddamn that is retarded.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Linux Pirate posted:

maths

goddamn that is retarded.

I think you mean "mauths."

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
the doody family lol

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Moridin920 posted:

my bad i figured that since the brits claim nonstop to be the chip kings they came up with the concept
i like how they call the British Open in golf "The Open Championships" because there definitely aren't other golf tournaments open to pros and amateurs

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Too good for the British System of measurement, they are they are.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Nathilus posted:

I like when brits and true red blooded americans yell at each other. It's just good times all around, like being in a contentedly rowdy dive bar with friends. Besides it serves a useful purpose. Brits need to be reminded that they are no longer in charge and pretty silly besides, while god's own americans need to be reminded that we aren't the first ones who had the idea of empire in the history of ever. It's a nice little hubris-check relationship. Or would be, at least, if any of us paid attention to what those other idiots are babbling about.

to be fair, England was an Empire but they were never a Hegemony

check another box in the US of A column, :smug:

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