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Salt Fish posted:Actually it's a typo and he meant to write "coverage". this guy here sucks rear end!!!
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unpleasantly turgid posted:I feel like Trump just got hella sweaty and his touch-keyboard wigged out. Ivanka
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# ? May 31, 2017 19:43 |
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Putty posted:this guy here sucks rear end!!! Mice neltdown... covfefe
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unpleasantly turgid posted:I feel like Trump just got hella sweaty and his touch-keyboard wigged out. The Orb
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Putty posted:this guy here sucks rear end!!! If you like the servcie he provided, you should definitely put a review up on rubmaps.yandex.ru
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# ? May 31, 2017 19:46 |
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Radical and BADical! posted:Ivanka
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# ? May 31, 2017 19:48 |
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Covfefe 2012
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# ? May 31, 2017 19:50 |
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Radical and BADical! posted:Ivanka understandable
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# ? May 31, 2017 19:52 |
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Pulling through the Starbucks drive-thru w/ all my bros and we can all barely stifle our laughter while I yell "IVANKA COVFEFE... and one caramel machiato"
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# ? May 31, 2017 19:58 |
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P E P E S Y L V I A
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VikingSkull posted:understandable i kinda like Flawed Ivanka more than Perfect Ivanka. She seemed more approachable. Like I probably could have gotten her number before all the plastic surgery and whatnot
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Radical and BADical! posted:i kinda like Flawed Ivanka more than Perfect Ivanka. She seemed more approachable. Like I probably could have gotten her number before all the plastic surgery and whatnot She would slit your throat and throw a penny in the gash. covfefe
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# ? May 31, 2017 20:29 |
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possible endings to sentences. 1) covfefe 2) hail hydra
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# ? May 31, 2017 20:29 |
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meanwhile this orange fuckbitch is gonna pull out of paris agreement so glad i moved 2 mexico
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# ? May 31, 2017 20:32 |
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cda posted:She would slit your throat and throw a penny in the gash. covfefe Perfect Ivanka would covfefe the poo poo out of me and laugh as i bled out. I refuse to believe that big nose chipmunk cheek Ivanka would do that. She looks like she wants to smoke a spliff and drink a few PBRs
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# ? May 31, 2017 20:33 |
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scene: president trump is writing his weekly "Puzzle for the People", an initiative to get everyone in america thinking again. his close friend keeps him company trump: this one's a doozy, my fellow americans see if you cant decrypt my codeword! the codeword is "covfefe" friend: haha ha covfefe, oh yes i remember our days of chemistry and research of frogs and their gender genetics.
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# ? May 31, 2017 20:38 |
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"Life finds a covfefe." -Dr. Ian Malcolm in reference to frog gender genetics
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# ? May 31, 2017 20:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHw4_oPJ6s8
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my new dog posted:scene: president trump is writing his weekly "Puzzle for the People", an initiative to get everyone in america thinking again. his close friend keeps him company From today's white house press briefing. Reporter: "Do you think people should be concerned that the President posted somewhat of an incoherent tweet last night?" Sean Spicer: "Uh, no" Reporter: "Why did it stay up so long? Is no one watching this?" Sean Spicer: "The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj3o2OmCXA8
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# ? May 31, 2017 21:34 |
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Nill posted:From today's white house press briefing. the lols are coming from inside the house
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Radical and BADical! posted:i kinda like Flawed Ivanka more than Perfect Ivanka. She seemed more approachable. Like I probably could have gotten her number before all the plastic surgery and whatnot Punished "Venom" Ivanka
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# ? May 31, 2017 21:44 |
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Nill posted:From today's white house press briefing. lol q: Mr. Spicer, would you please elaborate on the meaning of covfefe? Surely President Trump would not have tweeted about covfefe if it pertained to sensitive information. a: [long, uncomfortable pause] Uh...you first?
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# ? May 31, 2017 21:46 |
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Nill posted:From today's white house press briefing. GOD WHY CANT YOU CUCKS JUST LET THE PRESIDENT ENJOY POKING FUN AT HIMSELF FOR ONCE?!>?!?
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# ? May 31, 2017 22:32 |
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Nill posted:Sean Spicer: "The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant" Uh-oh, Spicer used the S-word. He's gonna get it bigly now.
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# ? May 31, 2017 22:34 |
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https://twitter.com/search?q=seth%2Brich%2Bcovfefe&src=typd
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Fake news! He wasn't found executed.
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# ? May 31, 2017 23:22 |
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INT. INFIRMARY - EARLIER Donald is brought -- wrapped in the flag Inara used for Kaylee's pillow -- into the infirmary. He sees the unconscious Kaylee, the operating room, and he freaks. Starts screaming again, struggling to get out of Sean's grip. SEAN (O.S.) I am very smart. INT. DINING ROOM - CONTINUING SEAN Went to the best Medacad on Osiris, top three percent of my class, finished my internship in eight months. Gifted. Is the term. So when I tell you that my little boss makes me look like an idiot child, I want you to understand my full meaning. INT. INFIRMARY - EARLIER Sean has calmed him down, he's sitting on the table now, looking at him with fresh tears. He prepares a hypo with a sedative. His look of distrust at the hypo is comically grumpy -- a little child's. His eyes wander as he injects him, he mutters something to no one -- this guy is gone. INT. DINING ROOM - CONTINUING SEAN Donald was more than gifted. He was.... a gift. Everything he did, facades, revenge, cronyism -- even dance -- there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to him as breathing does to us. (smiles, remembering) He could be a real brat about it, too. He used to tell me -- (losing the train) I mean, he's a kid. You know? Like everyone else, except he understands. So much. There was a house... a, uh, government-sponsored office, we'd never even heard of it but it had the most exciting program, the most challenging... we could have sent him anywhere, we had the money... but he wanted to go. He wanted to learn. He was fourteen, developmentally. I got a few tweets at first, then I didn't hear from him for months. Finally I got a tweet that made no sense. He talked about things that never happened, jokes we never... it was code. I couldn't even figure... I talked to professors, spent a week trying to work it. It just said... Don't forget to drink your ovaltine jk it said "Они причиняют нам боль. Вытащи меня."
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 01:28 |
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Always, I want to be with you And make believe with you And live in covfefe, covfefe oh orb
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 01:30 |
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It's clearly a code word to activate all of the sleeper cell Manchurian candidate deep cover operatives.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 01:36 |
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gently caress da Mods posted:
i'm glad of it too
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 01:38 |
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covfefe
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 01:44 |
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it means the president was drunk off his dang butt, which I am OK with
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 02:14 |
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hmmmmmmmm
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 02:22 |
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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:
How do you know that its not Carbon+Oxygen instead of Cobalt?
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 02:26 |
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a new study bible! posted:How do you know that its not Carbon+Oxygen instead of Cobalt? carbon and oxygen dont have the meme magic
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 02:34 |
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https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/870090101765931008 Win
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 02:38 |
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Covfefe /Thread
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a new study bible! posted:How do you know that its not Carbon+Oxygen instead of Cobalt? I just scraped it from the bowels of hell to get that sweet garmonbozia from the suffering of goons
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