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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Tallgeese posted:

Eh, saying they drove an eight year old into the flames would have caused more emotional impact. Points for a good story though.

there is no national 8 year old day, retard :jerkbag:

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Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


Nooner posted:

there is no national 8 year old day, retard :jerkbag:

Well, no, not on a permanent basis. There was a one off holiday held on November 9th, 2016 however.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

lol, I like these guys

Biblical Fucking
Nov 21, 2013

Ask me about where to find fucking in the Bible!
Remember when the US were good guys and actually fought against fascism? It seems so long ago now. :(

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Tallgeese posted:

Eh, saying they drove an eight year old into the flames would have caused more emotional impact. Points for a good story though.

The dog ran out of a burning house and the deputies sprayed it with a fire extinguisher until it ran back in.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I like how he had a tank to crash through people's houses when serving warrants

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

WatermelonGun posted:

I like how he had a tank to crash through people's houses when serving warrants

To be fair people find that funny when it happens in sitcoms, like when Rays dad from everyone loves Raymond drove his car through the living room

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

exploded mummy posted:

The dog ran out of a burning house and the deputies sprayed it with a fire extinguisher until it ran back in.
Nonsense, that can't possibly have happened. More media lies invented by the anti-Trump agenda!

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

theperminator posted:

To be fair people find that funny when it happens in sitcoms, like when Rays dad from everyone loves Raymond drove his car through the living room

it's kind of different when it really happens though kill yourself.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

moose face posted:

Dude.i just took this picture 30 seconds ago to illustrate a point. These are the children i currently have you can count them there are four of them. What woman in their right mind would make the decision to die at 31 one years old and leave FIVE children behind? I mean i am an involved and capable father and thats loving insane.

Joe is suggesting women should be forced to die instead of terminating to save their life. gently caress that guy.



What's so exceptional about your genetics that you feel the need to have so many goddamn kids?

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Sep 7, 2014

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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
who said they were his kids

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
America deserved 9/11

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Women need to take the c word back like black people did with the n word

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
women can s my d

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Harald posted:

America deserved 9/11

Hell ya brotha

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Harald posted:

America deserved 9/11

http://i.imgur.com/t90Uxy6.mp4

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene
without knowing the full story, all we can really do is believe in our commander-in-chief's decision

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Prude posted:

without knowing the full story, all we can really do is believe in our commander-in-chief's decision

Trump is a oval office.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Ya know. People like to talk poo poo about being more upset when a dog dies than a child. Screw those people, dog did nothing wrong. Also I really don't give any fucks about kids. I feel nothing for them. Ever.

Kids are garbage.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

my man

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

scrubs season six posted:

What's so exceptional about your genetics that you feel the need to have so many goddamn kids?

I don't know ask all the chicks I've hosed

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

moose face posted:

I don't know ask all the chicks I've hosed

Oh come on you gotta add a tay tay to that.

:boom:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
:boom:I don't know ask all the chicks I've hosed:boom:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
It'll take you some time though better bring a note pad :boom:

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Perfect

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:respek:

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

FactsAreUseless posted:

Nonsense, that can't possibly have happened. More media lies invented by the anti-Trump agenda!

Remember when the cops in Arpaio's county shot a dude and drove around the block/trailerpark/town/whatever with him laying on the hood of their car?

Good 'ol Sherrif Joe~

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
At least I think that was his group pf clowns that did it. Could have been some other shithole tbh.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


moose face posted:

It'll take you some time though better bring a note pad :boom:

Im pretty sure we can grab the local furniture stores stock sheet and you can just point to individual couches.

Anyway. Joe Aparoie for lynching 2017.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hihohe posted:

Im pretty sure we can grab the local furniture stores stock sheet and you can just point to individual couches.

Anyway. Joe Aparoie for lynching 2017.

I don't understand this post

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Yeah

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Marxalot posted:

Remember when the cops in Arpaio's county shot a dude and drove around the block/trailerpark/town/whatever with him laying on the hood of their car?

Good 'ol Sherrif Joe~
Oh, so now every Trump supporter is a racist????

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Can you shed some light

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh, so now every Trump supporter is a racist????

Yes.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh, so now every Trump supporter is a racist????

At this point either a racist or someone complicit with racists for their own reasons

Both are bad

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh, so now every Trump supporter is a racist????

They're not racist. They are just really proud of their own heritage. And also want to give black people free boat rides back to Africa. As well as offer a yuge and discounted wall to Mexico.

Really, they're a bunch of philanthropists!

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh, so now every Trump supporter is a racist????

If it's wrong to be racist against non-Americans, then by God I do not want to be right!

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Biblical loving posted:

Remember when the US were good guys


lol

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh, so now every Trump supporter is a racist????

not every, but most

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