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extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Nicoletta Machiavelli in Navajo Joe was the most beautiful woman ever

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Magius1337est: Sep 13, 2017; Chimichanga

drat did fiona apple get addicted to crack or something?

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Magius1337est posted:

drat did fiona apple get addicted to crack or something?

Looks like she swallowed a black hole.

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

extra stout posted:

Nicoletta Machiavelli in Navajo Joe was the most beautiful woman ever

I don't know about ever but that's a drat strong contender.

Lemon posted:

can't decide

Who gave a fetus a purple blazer and a gun?

Big Bad Voodoo Lou posted:

I've always found Fran Drescher sexy, along with Idina Mendel and Lisa Edelstein. And Lizzy Caplan and Kat Dennings. Jewish brunettes are definitely one of my types.

I'm with you on everyone but Edelstein. Never really cottoned to her.

Kuato posted:

Julianne Moore looks ok to me these days. I used to think she wasn't much to look at when I was younger.

She and Jessica Chastain are A-list redheads, but I only think about them when they're right in-front of me.

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Chemtrailologist: Jul 8, 2007

Bridgette Bardot before she got old, fat and racist.

If I were gay, then Frank Zane.

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

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Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

The red haired girl in Starship Troopers

real answer: Jake Busey

# ? Oct 3, 2017 02:27

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Care Bear Stairs posted:

The red haired girl in Starship Troopers

real answer: Gary Busey

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hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

If i were gonna go gay for a celeb then I guess that viking dude from true blood.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 02:34

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

Fiona Apple doesn't look like Fiona Apple's corpse anymore. Now she looks like a regular sorta frumpy chick that you wouldn't brag to your friends about banging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ah51vQfRL8

# ? Oct 3, 2017 02:40

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

I can't think of any. Maybe because I don't watch movies and the TV shows I watch don't really have super hot chick in them.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 02:41

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Vastarien posted:

Fiona Apple doesn't look like Fiona Apple's corpse anymore. Now she looks like a regular sorta frumpy chick that you wouldn't brag to your friends about banging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ah51vQfRL8

She's wedged tightly up her own rectum now.

I think I preferred Evil Dead Fiona.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 03:11

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Care Bear Stairs posted:

The red haired girl in Starship Troopers

real answer: Jake Busey

Why did Jake Busey stop showing up in stuff? I liked him.

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The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Vastarien posted:

Fiona Apple doesn't look like Fiona Apple's corpse anymore. Now she looks like a regular sorta frumpy chick that you wouldn't brag to your friends about banging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ah51vQfRL8

Whoa.

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Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

Virginie Ledoyen. Caity Lotz. Kirstin Dunst, Oksana Akinshina, Natalia Dyer.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 03:55

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Meatwolfe posted:

That's when you close your eyes and remember the video for Criminal. 90s Fiona Apple will always be best.

I don�t know man I think if Fiona Apple and Alicia keys switched bodies, like did a brainswap or whatever, I could get chubs for Fiona and still respect myself, but I probably couldn�t climax. :shrug:

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Meatwolfe: Oct 31, 2011

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I don’t know man I think if Fiona Apple and Alicia keys switched bodies, like did a brainswap or whatever, I could get chubs for Fiona and still respect myself, but I probably couldn’t climax.

I just saw that video of her now and it ruined everything. Like if clinical depression was an std then she is patient zero, god drat.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 05:02

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Meatwolfe posted:

I just saw that video of her now and it ruined everything. Like if clinical depression was an std then she is patient zero, god drat.

Well anyways Alicia keys is wicked on the piano.

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Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Also gonna add Sofia Coppola

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christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
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She was great in The Godfather (the best one imo)

# ? Oct 3, 2017 23:08

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Rosario Dawson. Kristen Ritter's pretty hot, too. Leticia Dolera.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 23:46

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

hakimashou posted:

If i were gonna go gay for a celeb then I guess that viking dude from true blood.

I was actually gonna post Alexander Skarsgard as my celebrity crush. There is also a video from the "IT" premiere of him trying really hard to annoy the gently caress out of his little brother, who plays Pennywise.

Edit, here:
https://youtu.be/Qt9kzhFesv4

Bored fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Oct 4, 2017

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Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

which is the one from generation kill

hes kewl

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christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Bored posted:

I was actually gonna post Alexander Skarsgard as my celebrity crush. There is also a video from the "IT" premiere of him trying really hard to annoy the gently caress out of his little brother, who plays Pennywise.

I didn't realize how prolific the family has been getting. The dad has been in a bunch of things, including Pirates of the Caribbean and Marvel moves, but also poo poo like Good Will Hunting and the Hunt For Red October; and one of his other sons is the crazy dude in Vikings.

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Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Statutory Ape posted:

which is the one from generation kill

hes kewl

Pretty sure that's Alexander, since people talked about it pretty frequently in the True Blood thread.

# ? Oct 4, 2017 00:13

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

lol jk

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The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

I've seen plenty of people with dark circles under their eyes but Maggie's are on a completely different level. She looks seriously ill.

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Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

This lady from that one Twilight Zone episode. :swoon:

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Koth: Jul 1, 2005

Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

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miccal99: Dec 5, 2005

Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Vastarien posted:

This lady from that one Twilight Zone episode.

She's really hot and I'm willing to bet she still is for her age, but goddamn that nose was built for playing a witch/crone. There are makeup artists who would kill for that natural hook.

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AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Sensual Simian posted:

Uma Thurman's feet

Hi Mr. Tarantino I like Pulp Fiction and the Kill Bills very much, thank you for making them.

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Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

lol jk

39 years old today; rough 39

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Robokomodo: Nov 11, 2009

It's Eliza Dushku. How is this even debatable?

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Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Alex Gehring; she gave me a free shirt of her band at a music festival I went to.

Super sweet and funny.

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The Grey: Mar 2, 2004

The Walrus posted:

requiem for a dream era jennifer connolly by a country mile.

This, but Career Opportunities era.

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a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Carrie Brownstein. Alia Shawkat. As someone earlier in the thread said, Jewish brunettes are extremely my type.

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Serge Painsbourg: Jul 26, 2016

Sofia Boutella is super cute.

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

There are much hotter pictures of her out there.

and she's really fit

I hope she keeps getting movie roles because she is way too good for most of the stuff she's been given.

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Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

There are much hotter pictures of her out there.

and she's really fit

I hope she keeps getting movie roles because she is way too good for most of the stuff she's been given.

She's attractive, just not really my thing. I think the whole Frida Kahlo impersonation is a bit much.

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