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I can't imagine a single person who would choose to wear one over rawdogging it (assuming you're banging your safe, protected, tested partner and not some random person) My disgusting habit is I throw my disposable contact lenses down the side of the bed at the end of the day. There is a small crinkly city down there now
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I also bit my nails so much that my two front teeth had to be reconstructed twice. I stopped that habit mostly, I'll hack at my nails with clippers instead. I also started pulling out hairs randomly like a meth head. Im a winner
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Apr 2, 2018 16:25
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I never click youtube links in forum posts.
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Apr 2, 2018 16:36
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Kazak posted:How do you get them out?? Sometimes with a q tip but usually they come out when they feel like it. Often after drinking coffee for whatever weird reason.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I bite my nails but I never understood why that's frowned on unless you're having a conversation with someone Your teeth are far softer than your nails, you are doing considerable damage to them.
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Apr 2, 2018 17:46
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Icochet posted:I never click youtube links in forum posts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
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there's nary a single disgusting thing about yours truly, unpleasantly turgid. but when i get high i eat peanut butter like a horse
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Apr 2, 2018 18:09
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Benny Harvey posted:Sometimes with a q tip but usually they come out when they feel like it. Often after drinking coffee for whatever weird reason. drat I envy you, mine never seem to come out they just lounge back there and coagulate until one day I notice they're gone
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Your teeth are far softer than your nails, you are doing considerable damage to them. I'm a rodent
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Apr 2, 2018 18:38
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Nothing more satisfying then pulling out one of them long stringy boogers that alternate between hard and soft and hard again with snot on the end The only problem is being able to roll it around between your fingers quickly enough to have it form a ball that wont stick to your fingers, to toss out the window before you reach your destination
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Apr 2, 2018 19:03
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Aesop Poprock posted:If it helps all you guys/girls little toes are predicted to be the next part of us to drop off cause they're getting smaller and are generally useless why did you name your penis “little toes”
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Apr 2, 2018 19:29
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Blue On Blue posted:Nothing more satisfying then pulling out one of them long stringy boogers that alternate between hard and soft and hard again with snot on the end the worst/best are the ones that feel they’re anchored in your skull when you pull them out, I get like one a year and its great
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Conch Shell Corp posted:the worst/best are the ones that feel they’re anchored in your skull when you pull them out, I get like one a year and its great Omg those are the bessssstttttttt
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Or when you have a sinus infection and manage to pull a whole sinus' volume of goop out and you feel it schlorp out of your sinus and into the tissue you've been hauling on it with. Then your sinus like....groans or creaks from the release of pressure. Well I collect those
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Apr 2, 2018 20:08
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Or when you have a sinus infection and manage to pull a whole sinus' volume of goop out and you feel it schlorp out of your sinus and into the tissue you've been hauling on it with. I remember my dad yanking one of those out when I was a kid, it had to have been 3 feet long and one continuous string
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Apr 2, 2018 20:16
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Blue On Blue posted:I remember my dad yanking one of those out when I was a kid, it had to have been 3 feet long and one continuous string Then they snipped it and slapped you on the rear end and you've been crying ever since. Just kidding. Had to say it I got brain worms
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Similarly when you're congested and there's a stuck boogie way up in there acting as gatekeeper. Sometimes you neti it loose, but the best is when you finally rocket that dude out of there and an exhaust trail of snot comes after it
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Apr 2, 2018 20:25
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Boogers are loving stupid if you think about it, our bodies suck.
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My sinuses seem to mostly clear down the back of my throat does to my weird youthful baby face and that means I hawk up and spit out wads of the inside of my face when I jog, horrifying foreign tourists
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I eat little cups of pudding/applesauce/whatever without bothering to get a spoon because I am lazy as poo poo and that's at least three steps out of my way. I just peel it open and pour it into my mouth, then just go to town in that cup with my tongue so hard, a random lesbian starts swooning somewhere in the world and isn't entirely sure why. Also sometimes I eat over the sink as a true grungy goon does.
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like a cigarette should posted:I eat little cups of pudding/applesauce/whatever without bothering to get a spoon because I am lazy as poo poo and that's at least three steps out of my way. I just peel it open and pour it into my mouth, then just go to town in that cup with my tongue so hard, a random lesbian starts swooning somewhere in the world and isn't entirely sure why. marry me ?
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Apr 2, 2018 21:35
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Kazak posted:drat I envy you, mine never seem to come out they just lounge back there and coagulate until one day I notice they're gone Over the years I've developed a muscle in my throat that allows me to squeeze my right tonsil until the stones pop out. I do it while I'm showering, and I always end with bleeding but clean tonsils. The big ones require q-tips, though.
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like a cigarette should posted:I eat little cups of pudding/applesauce/whatever without bothering to get a spoon because I am lazy as poo poo and that's at least three steps out of my way. I just peel it open and pour it into my mouth, then just go to town in that cup with my tongue so hard, a random lesbian starts swooning somewhere in the world and isn't entirely sure why. I used to do this with cans of chef boyardee except to get all of it out, I would pat the bottom of the can like a bottle of ketchup.
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Halser posted:Over the years I've developed a muscle in my throat that allows me to squeeze my right tonsil until the stones pop out. I do it while I'm showering, and I always end with bleeding but clean tonsils. Lol cool What else that throat do
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Kazak posted:Lol cool You love having your cock tickled by tonsil stones? That's definitely belonging in this thread
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Kazak posted:Lol cool Guess you'll just have to figure out But the answer is it gets inflamed a lot due to constant postnasal dripping caused by severe allergies and septum deviation
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Get a septoplasty. I had one and it was very much worth it.
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mind the walrus posted:Get a septoplasty. I had one and it was very much worth it. I almost had one, but then I didn't and it's been 12 years. Really should get that checked out.
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I used to get laid up for a week at least once a year because my sinuses became too inflamed and couldn't drain. Once I got the septoplasty those stopped completely. That was longer than 12 years ago. I recommend it.
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Pretty sure everyone digs for gold here and there. Some things are impossible to just blow out.
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Been there and done that. The worst thing was that my toe was completely numb but I could see everything the chiropodist was doing and feel all the tugging. I think I might have handled it better if she didn't cut off the blood supply because then the pain would have given me something else to focus on.
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Halser posted:Over the years I've developed a muscle in my throat that allows me to squeeze my right tonsil until the stones pop out. I do it while I'm showering, and I always end with bleeding but clean tonsils. Yeah for me it's like hawking up popcorn. Although it only works when I can feel the stone is halfway dislodged already.
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esperterra posted:marry me ? If I was gonna marry a babe, you'd be my fave babe, babe.  Also I get really dry scaly feet if I don't moisturize them, I gotta pumice the poo poo out of them in the shower and then lotion 'em up, or they start molting like a goddamn snake. I think the last time I really scrubbed them after letting them go for a while, I went down a shoe size.
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To follow up on booger talk The best is blowing snot rockets in the shower, the worst is when you lose track of where it went Also you know that setting on some shower heads that's like a pulsating reminiscent of the front lawn sprinkler? That my goons is for when you have a really messy dump, grab your ankles and let the warm shower water slowly de-spackle your rear end in a top hat
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like a cigarette should posted:I think the last time I really scrubbed them after letting them go for a while, I went down a shoe size. lmao
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Know those slivers of skin that start to peel at the where the skin is up against the nail? I compulsively pick and peel those. My fingers turn all scabby and bloody and gross after a while.
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Benny the Snake posted:Know those slivers of skin that start to peel at the where the skin is up against the nail? I compulsively pick and peel those. My fingers turn all scabby and bloody and gross after a while. Get some cuticle clippers
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That's a nice link you got there, it'd be a shame if someone were to not click it.
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Blue On Blue posted:The best is blowing snot rockets in the shower
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