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for some people, not having a kink is their kink
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My mind is so brilliant that I don't have sex at all. All that energy now goes to watching television.
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Apr 18, 2018 15:23
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hey who wants to give a gently caress about how I achieve my orgasms!?!?! anybody!?!?!
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Apr 18, 2018 15:26
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Peetown Manning posted:hey who wants to give a gently caress about how I achieve my orgasms!?!?! i care
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Apr 18, 2018 15:27
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By and large, I am bi. And large.
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Apr 18, 2018 15:32
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immortal anime posted:There is significant data to reflect the fact that people who are aroused by a strange fetish have lower IQs. Three of the most common fetishes are "feet," blowjobs, and spanking. This does say a lot about those who participate in no fap. Those who abstain from masturbating enjoy significant increase in intelligence. Fetishes are derived from not being satisfied with "vanilla sex" which results in watching too much pornography. According to TheBlaze.com, Louisiana has a terrifying low IQ rate. Louisiana coincidentally has the one of the highest rate of citizens who proclaim they have one of these three fetishes. Stop watching pornography. I'm five pages late but I love that the op labels oral sex as a fetish. Ok, bye high iq folks!
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Apr 18, 2018 16:00
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uhhhhh oral sex is clearly a fetish, else why would pornographers advertise it on their smut?
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Apr 18, 2018 16:07
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gakgakgakgak
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Apr 18, 2018 16:10
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Lol the OP is still having sex. Wanna see a real IQ bump? Become celibate. Destroy all thoughts of a sexual nature. Destroy all desire.
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Apr 18, 2018 16:41
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a new study bible! posted:Lol the OP is still having sex. Wanna see a real IQ bump? Become celibate. Destroy all thoughts of a sexual nature. Destroy all desire. this isn't true, most goons are real dumb
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Apr 18, 2018 16:42
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It is true.
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Apr 18, 2018 16:42
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When I chemically castrated my balls I saw an IQ bump of 15 points.
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Apr 18, 2018 16:45
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Blowjobs?? The woman does what to my penis?! But I pee from there! 
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Apr 18, 2018 17:30
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Hector Beerlioz posted:i care ok, it involves screaming and bare rear end
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Apr 18, 2018 17:39
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FactsAreUseless posted:Your fetishes are lowering your IQ it's true, before i was a borderline genius with an iq of 109 and now it's only 69
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Apr 18, 2018 17:56
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My fetish is self-righteousness and let me tell you I came three times before I even got to the bottom of the first post
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Apr 18, 2018 17:58
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Bobby when he came here tonight cryeen and I sed Bobby I luv you Bobby sed Ime sorry Bowwow Ime sorry I made the hole world fill of foals and dumbbels and I sed better fouls and bells than a big black sinder in spaz and he cryed and I cryed Bobby I luv you and he sed will you give me a shot of the spacial wadder and I sed yez and he said wil you ride it down and I sed yez an I think I did but I cant reely remember I see wurds but dont no what they mean I have a Bobby his nayme is bruther and I theen I an dun riding and I have a bocks to put this into thats Bobby sd full of quiyet air to last a milyun yrz so gudboy gudboy every—brother, Im goin to stob gudboy bobby i love you it wuz not yor fait i love you forgivyu loveyu 
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Apr 18, 2018 17:58
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Hakuin says: Two cocks frot and there is a sound. What is the sound of one cock? A koan for the ages
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Apr 18, 2018 18:11
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The Protagonist posted:gosh i wonder what this roman brothel token could possibly mean Shouldn’t that be IX? And now I have a new Roman Numeral fetish.
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Apr 18, 2018 18:51
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FactsAreUseless posted:Everyone else getting trolled is also good. I guess masturbators are just very stupid. I'm not "getting trolled." I'm not mad at all. The guy who said he was having sex with my wife didn't get under my skin. We've been high school sweethearts since we met and it blossomed into a happy marriage that was consummated between two virgins experience a euphoria comparable only to the texts I read about Ecstasy on erowid in college in my wilder days. Anyone else who thinks they're "trolling" me is wrong.
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Apr 18, 2018 21:59
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immortal anime posted:Three of the most common fetishes are "feet," blowjobs, and spanking. Do you really think blowjobs qualify as a loving fetish? Are you for real?
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Apr 18, 2018 22:06
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Mooey Cow posted:Blowjobs?? The woman does what to my penis?! But I pee from there! Not today you don't! Please tell me you were referencing that old SomethingAwful meme
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Apr 18, 2018 22:07
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Blazing Ownager posted:Do you really think blowjobs qualify as a loving fetish? Are you for real? Sex is defined as male inserting his penis into a woman's vagina. Any deviation from that would be a fetish.
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Apr 18, 2018 22:08
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I have a fetish for boobs. I know, I'm a sick, twisted individual.
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Apr 18, 2018 22:08
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immortal anime posted:I'm not "getting trolled." I'm not mad at all. The guy who said he was having sex with my wife didn't get under my skin. We've been high school sweethearts since we met and it blossomed into a happy marriage that was consummated between two virgins experience a euphoria comparable only to the texts I read about Ecstasy on erowid in college in my wilder days. Anyone else who thinks they're "trolling" me is wrong. I bet instead of tarding out on erowid you could've gotten some real ecstasy and gotten really laid.
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Apr 18, 2018 22:51
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Blazing Ownager posted:Do you really think blowjobs qualify as a loving fetish? Are you for real? They are. Around the 1920a it was the work of the lowest whores. Worse than the rear end. Even in Kinsey times the number of people who’d done it ever was like 30%. Now people hit their wives. If they don’t get a hot town on rod avenue every Monday
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Apr 18, 2018 22:53
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Pick posted:hot town on rod avenue 
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Apr 18, 2018 22:55
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Pick posted:They are. Around the 1920a it was the work of the lowest whores. Worse than the rear end. Even in Kinsey times the number of people who’d done it ever was like 30%. Now people hit their wives. If they don’t get a hot town on rod avenue every Monday And now society is generally more egalitarian and less misogynistic than back then. Coincidence? No.
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Apr 18, 2018 23:02
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Pick posted:They are. Around the 1920a it was the work of the lowest whores. Worse than the rear end. Even in Kinsey times the number of people who’d done it ever was like 30%. Now people hit their wives. If they don’t get a hot town on rod avenue every Monday Sposal abuse, a thing that definitely didn't happen in the 20s
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Apr 18, 2018 23:03
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blowies have saved the world at least two times
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Apr 18, 2018 23:04
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They beat them for blowjobs now, not to do gosekeepibg which is why everywhere house is s mess. It’s a disgrace
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Apr 18, 2018 23:59
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My fetishes are literally too obscure for there to be statistics about, so I think I'm safe.
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Apr 19, 2018 00:02
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La de dah mr dingleberries for breakfast
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Apr 19, 2018 00:03
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Hitting them is just a part of the blowjob but I wouldn't expect you to know that ms sex negative
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Apr 19, 2018 00:06
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Like where do you think the name comes from? Blows to the face
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Apr 19, 2018 00:07
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Biting
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Apr 19, 2018 00:09
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Pick posted:Biting If you bite someone's dick you deserve to get hit. At least until you let go.
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Apr 19, 2018 00:11
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Pick posted:Biting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p70spFwqHo
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Apr 19, 2018 01:46
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You are cucking yourself by watching pornography, and if your fetish is being cucked then you are stupid by default. Something amazing happened recently to me-I found I've been able to channel my energy that once, many years ago, went into masturbating that I can become a powerful Karaoke performer. I was always too nervous to sing in front of people back then, but now my self-confidence and bravado has really piqued. I get a lot of compliments on my Sublime numbers as well as a few golden oldies I do for my wife.
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Pick posted:They are. Around the 1920a it was the work of the lowest whores. Worse than the rear end. Even in Kinsey times the number of people who’d done it ever was like 30%. Now people hit their wives. If they don’t get a hot town on rod avenue every Monday People never got blowies because they were too busy beating their wives. Now we have the opposite problem. Makes u think
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