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last time we had an all-site pisstest, Concentra was putting the bare pisscups on top of the water fountain outside of the two one-person bathrooms outside our breakroom, much to everyone waiting to pee's chagrin nobody has used that water fountain in nearly 2 years
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT0srpmsKbs
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May 7, 2018 06:45
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Laslow posted:I tested positive for hydrocodone, oxymorphone and diazepam(Valium) on a test for workman’s comp. I wound up in the hospital last summer, was in for three days, and when I was getting dressed one doctor came in, gave me my discharge papers then patted me on the shoulder, and in this drippingly condescending voice said: ‘Lay off the cocaine, alright sweetie?’ I got offended and she said my piss came back hot. She didn’t even apologize when I showed her my meds, just ‘oh that one pings as an amphetamine’. Then again one of my symptoms was severe tachycardia, and my boyfriend had to keep telling them ‘no, LPS doesn’t do Meth. Yes I’m sure of it. Yes 100% positive.’ Also, if you smoked weed, your discharge papers say ‘Cannabis Abuse’. Buncha squares.
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Last time I took a piss test I was ushered into a small room with a slot in the wall. A cup was pushed through the slot and I was told to fill it right there. I leaned down and there was a lady looking through the slot to I guess make sure my dick wasn't fake or that i wasn't using preconcealed piss. It's the only drug test I've taken where someone vigilantly watched me take out my hawg and pee into a cup. Edit: Years ago when I was still doing casino work the bosses announced they would he starting random piss tests (before they had just done pre-employment screenings). In the spirit of showing that they weren't just targeting the regular employees they tested 4 managers. They all pissed hot and were fired. It's easy to get drugs when a huge part of your customer base are meth addicts I guess. Untrustable fucked around with this message at 09:50 on May 7, 2018 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvDZuptvupk If you want your initials on top of the board you gotta get the high score
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