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Blast of Confetti posted:most people died in the initial blast because the gasses released were so hot that it boiled their brains out in two or three seconds fart goals itt
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numberoneposter posted:VOLCANO! Thats way too hot dude.
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Have Blue posted:Now you've got me thinking that ancient "fertility idols" like the venus of willendorf(sp) were really just their equivalent of anime figurines I hold that, the Lion Man and all the carved stone penises from the Upper Paleolithic are just poo poo posts, made by the dumbass Goons of the day, and that the real art was the cave paintings. Pompeii also had some great stuff. Like a fresco of a satyr with an erect goat hog creeping on a nymph, and this great fresco of a guy getting rode cowgirl style by a thicc rear end woman. That latter one was hung in the equivalent of the living room, where all his visitors got to see it. Also, so many charms that are dicks, with dicks for bodies, dicks for arms, with wings, and then, a big ol' hard on. Like 7 dicks all at once.
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RaySmuckles posted:this is how i plan on going out Do it on everest and you'll be like green boots
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Senior Management posted:We should all petition Congress to rename Hawaii as Pompeii II: The Reckoning before it is too late. ill call the mayor
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SciFiDownBeat posted:im gaius https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx_G2a2hL6U
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Fumble posted:Thats way too hot dude. THCV fucks you up and doesn't evaporate till 428F
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poverty goat posted:THCV fucks you up and doesn't evaporate till 428F Recalibrate the Fahrenheit so it's 420
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poverty goat posted:THCV fucks you up and doesn't evaporate till 428F pyroclastic hits
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Lacey posted:No I think there are still skeletons there. They don't do the plaster casting anymore because it fucks up the bones. Not true--they just cast a horse. https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/05/pompeii-horse-civita-giuliana-archaeology-science/
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shut up blegum posted:What the hell happened here tire came off a vehicle and hit a guy so hard that he just came off the bike gently enough that the bike was able to stay upright due to the rotational inertia of its wheels
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Also, Romans were idiots. AD 62 an earthquake hosed up the city and Vesuvius started smoking for the next 12 years. They all knew what was comin' and stayed there because they dumped 2muchmoney into bronze statues of Apollo with a tiny baby dilz and murals of people loving to just leave, because they can't take their goofy poo poo with them. So they stayed and got owned like Wileus Coyotus in the OP. Same thing with the earthquakes and smoking mountain happened in northern Arizona around AD 1070 and everyone just said NOPE! and left. We haven't found anyone up there who straight got owned by the Sunset Crater eruption.
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Just like the current civilization and global warming lmao
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Picnic Princess posted:He'll never be the legatus of a major provincia populi Romani
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Former DILF posted:the bike was able to stay upright due to the rotational inertia of its wheels actually there is no single, simple explanation of why a bike/motorbike can stay upright with nobody riding it  they're simple machines with very complex dynamics
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hackbunny posted:actually there is no single, simple explanation of why a bike/motorbike can stay upright with nobody riding it motorbike and bicycle geometry is interesting and i wont pretend to understand it completely but upright stuff handles like garbage, feels like you are going to either high side or lowside if you start to push it hard through a corner, super raked out feels like you have turned your bike into a dump truck. numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 10:03 on Jun 1, 2018 |
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Former DILF posted:tire came off a vehicle and hit a guy so hard that he just came off the bike gently enough that the bike was able to stay upright due to the rotational inertia of its wheels his head might of came off too
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VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men
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hemale in pain posted:his head might of came off too thats not consequential to the continued motion of the motorbike, who is the main character in this story, thank you very much unless there was a train crossing nearby, then the locomotive supercedes the motor vehicles
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Smythe posted:the blast of cum fighitng the blast of ashes like dbz beams a drunkard tagging buildings in rome already addressed this VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
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numberoneposter posted:ive been behind the wheel of a bunch of fastish cars and ive been cycling for years so i get mechanical grip at speed and also how to ride a two wheeled machine but one thing about motorcycles that really was a new thing to me was how you had to really push the counter steer and that was something i wasn't really used to with a bicycle even when i was going down a hill at like 80 kph. a lot of it has to do that my bicycle was only 15 lbs so there is a lot less inertia to move around. You should count steer bicycles when above 5-7mph.
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No. 6 posted:You should count steer bicycles when above 5-7mph.
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extra stout posted:VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men I knew the Alchemist was gay, but Dr. O too? Huh.
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extra stout posted:a drunkard tagging buildings in rome already addressed this lol if you've never thrust your member into the flames like Vulcan forging a throne
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Pyroclastic flow so hot, it boiled the cum right outta his big d
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Wamdoodle posted:lol if you've never thrust your member into the flames like Vulcan forging a throne Go quench my peen, Zeus! Don’t give Vulcan all the fun!
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Mpph!
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EorayMel posted:Can we get a filter that changes "im gay" to that? Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
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Did you know that you see skeletons walking around every day?? They're usually covered in muscle and stuff but they're there.
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Everyone has a skeleton warrior inside them trying to escape.
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Vato posted:I'm sad to hear that the guy we all thought was jerking off was actually dying painfully. It's not like these two things are mutually exclusive.
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Jose posted:this is still the best thing at pompeii https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_n_zwIZk4
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Say Nothing posted:Mpph! bite the curb, galli --historia romanum x
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EorayMel posted:Can we get a filter that changes "im gay" to that? I think the best ancient graffiti is the one warning you about Toilet Ghost http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm posted:III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
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The actual funniest thing to come out of Pompeii is the agricultural bullshit Campania gettin' wrecked by a volcano caused. See, Pompeii was The Wine Producing Region at the time, as well as The Foreign Wine Importing Region. The City of Rome proper drank A gently caress TON of wine. When that supply got cut off, Rome panicked, started planting vineyards instead of wheat and barley and managed to gently caress themselves over for a few years in actually getting food. Oh, also, Pompeii was like, The Food Producing Region of the Italian Peninsula as well as The Food Importing From Afar Port so like, they managed to double gently caress themselves. Romans were straight up idiots.
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