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I turned 30 last wednesday. It is pretty much the same as any other day for me. I have no major debts but also no long term career prospects. I will probably be a stay at home step dad for a successful career woman's child some day.
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TheMostFrench posted:will probably be a stay at home step dad for a successful career woman's child some day. I need to knock up a dr. and become a housewife. Goals.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 12:47 |
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plape tickler posted:I need to knock up a dr. and become a housewife. Goals. "Give me the news. I got a had case of lovin' you."
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 12:51 |
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a bone to pick posted:I wish I was dead
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 12:54 |
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I need a career woman sugar momma because I can't afford all the video games I want to buy.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 14:57 |
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marijuanamancer posted:have people who wish they were dead ever actually been deceased? every living person has experienced death prior to birth
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 15:24 |
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I'm 36 and I miss the time before social media. Also got my first phone at age 24
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 15:35 |
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actionjackson posted:I'm 36 and I miss the time before social media. Same. I thought the internet was an overall force for good but now I see it as the control and wealth disparity generator that it is. The Internet Was A Mistake
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 16:38 |
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How did some of my ex classmates from high school end up looking 50-60ish I wonder. Do they never wash their face? Spend 18 hours a day in the sun? I spent the 00s and 10s inside watching porn and playing video games and it has paid off immensely.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 17:06 |
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Kuato posted:How did some of my ex classmates from high school end up looking 50-60ish I wonder. Do they never wash their face? Spend 18 hours a day in the sun? Their skin is like beef jerky. White people age like milk (i assume you are white-- I KNOW you are white) so the paranoids who fear going outside along with the nerd computer touchers won in the end...
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 17:22 |
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TheMostFrench posted:I turned 30 last wednesday. It is pretty much the same as any other day for me. I have no major debts but also no long term career prospects. I will probably be a stay at home step dad for a successful career woman's child some day. A goal without a plan is just a wish~
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 17:28 |
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Me twelve years ago: square bales in full sun with no help? Sure why not. Now: lol, gently caress no, I'm not breaking myself. Age truly can bring wisdom
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 17:51 |
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I sneezed and somehow pulled a muscle in my neck/shoulder area. Must modify movement for a week to compensate.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 17:58 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I sneezed and somehow pulled a muscle in my neck/shoulder area. Must modify movement for a week to compensate. I had this happen really badly once and so I went to the ER (mostly because I needed a note for work but also because the spasms themselves, while intermittent, really loving hurt.) I explain what happened (“I sneezed really hard and then???”) and then went on to be treated like a horrible pill-head drug seeker for the next hour or so. Eventually the doctor came back in and gruffly demanded a urine sample, which I happily gave. Four seconds later he gave me some ibuprofen and told me to go on my way. So worth it.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 19:41 |
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I'm 30 and dating someone much younger than me I highly recommend it for anyone feeling the old creeping up on them.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 20:04 |
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Savage For The Winjun posted:I'm 30 and dating someone much younger than me I highly recommend it for anyone feeling the old creeping up on them. This is what the person you 'date' probably feels.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 20:16 |
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I got stung in the back by a yellow jacket and I whipped around to swat at it and now my pec hurts because I swung too hard
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 20:18 |
*cries*
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 20:18 |
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lol if you're not obsessively watching your diet and exercise as your friends get fat and break down.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 20:33 |
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a bone to pick posted:I wish I was dead
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 20:36 |
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One thing I miss is that I can no longer crash on a couch. I need an actual bed, or I'll be sore in the mornin.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 21:07 |
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burial posted:I had this happen really badly once and so I went to the ER (mostly because I needed a note for work but also because the spasms themselves, while intermittent, really loving hurt.) Holy poo poo, dude. Hope it healed fine for you. I also hate it when the ER treats me like poo poo. I feel bad enough going into the ER in the first place, I don't need them acting like judgemental dicks on top of feeling poopy. They tend to change their tune when I give a clean sample though. Korthal posted:One thing I miss is that I can no longer crash on a couch. I need an actual bed, or I'll be sore in the mornin. Or sometimes I'll purposefully sleep on the couch because I'll benefit from being forced to sleep on my side. Spine problems suck.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 21:20 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Holy poo poo, dude. Hope it healed fine for you. I also hate it when the ER treats me like poo poo. I feel bad enough going into the ER in the first place, I don't need them acting like judgemental dicks on top of feeling poopy. They tend to change their tune when I give a clean sample though. Just shake it out baby!
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 21:26 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Just shake it out baby! *shakes, breaks hip*
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 21:33 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I don't need them acting like judgemental dicks on top of feeling poopy. They tend to change their tune when I give a clean sample though. In the end, I was alright. Like I said, I just mostly needed proof I was injured so I didn’t get fired. That’s the thing though. If they wanted a clean sample, they could’ve just asked straight away. Especially given that they didn’t actually give me whatever pain pills they’d have been worried I wanted in the first place. I can buy my own ibuprofen. e: Oh, right. A pretty key part of the story is that doctors terrify me. So unless it’s one I know really well (and sometimes even then) I shake and sweat and OK probably look quite the junkie. But I TELL them about the anxiety straight-up every time. Just test me and be done with it. You don’t need to like ram a rectal thermometer anywhere first as an intimidation tactic. burial fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Oct 7, 2018 |
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