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Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
I think I want to

Take the Hungary Company
Play the Hungary Company firing the peasant revolt one shot
That should win Hungary and move it to my Tableau? Survivors are the Catholic knight and the Medici serf.

Place my prize concession in the south of Hungary
Liberate the Medici Concession and place it on West of Hungary
One knight survives from the card and is placed in the city (let's say Budapest because whatever)

Then I run ops:

English Merchants don't do anything
Hungary Company takes one cash off Vlad the Impaler
Last Sigh Seiges the Catholic knight 
Khelpts - tax the eastern ottoman concession if they pay room to Modon
Merchant Marine takes a coin off eastern trade
Kingdom of Hungry does nothing
Jewish pirates repress the western concession
The Grimm moves the Islamic bishop off the Quiz onto the papal states.

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Nov 5, 2018

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gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
I'll pay a florin for the tax.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Islam is the Supreme Religion Bishops: 2 Islamic > 1 Catholic + 0 Reformed. Theocratic Nobles: 5 Islamic > 4 Catholic + 0 Reformed
Declaring an Imperial Victory takes 2 actions.

Fugger Tableau Hand (3 Discovery. Imperial Torch)
Medici Tableau Hand (1 Reformation, 1 Law)
Coeur Tableau Hand (2 Catholicism, 2 Islam, 1 Law, 2 Patronage, 5 Kingdoms. 1 Catholic Bishop, 1 Islamic Bishop)
Marchionni Tableau Hand (1 Islam, 1 Patronage, 1 Kingdom. 1 Islamic Bishop)




What a long tableau. In person, you'd be shuffling things around, moving your drink to a separate table. I also fear Islam was supreme last round - I hadn't thought about the Germans being slaughtered.



Marchionni gets some board presence. Not a very profitable part of the board, but they don't really need it to be.


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There's one! I was wrong last post, the odds of no comet cards in 7 cards isn't 50% but 20%, because there are of course 2 per deck.

SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011

SoftNum posted:

buy and play sindicat remencea. Put the concession to the east. Decline to peasant revolt.

I'm still going to do this.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Islam is the Supreme Religion Bishops: 2 Islamic > 1 Catholic + 0 Reformed. Theocratic Nobles: 5 Islamic > 4 Catholic + 0 Reformed
Declaring an Imperial Victory takes 2 actions.

Fugger Tableau Hand (3 Discovery, 1 Law. Imperial Torch)
Medici Tableau Hand (1 Reformation, 1 Law)
Coeur Tableau Hand (2 Catholicism, 2 Islam, 1 Law, 2 Patronage, 5 Kingdoms. 1 Catholic Bishop, 1 Islamic Bishop)
Marchionni Tableau Hand (1 Islam, 1 Patronage, 1 Kingdom. 1 Islamic Bishop)



Plink



Ploink


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That guy's a BGG promo. Doesn't seem that much more broken than anything else.

admanb
Jun 18, 2014

Buy and play Bonfire of the vanities, suiciding my concession into the knight.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Are you doing anything w/ the Bishop? Options are any card with the Papal State or The West location, or not deploying it.

admanb
Jun 18, 2014

edit: actually I'll put it on La Serenissima.

admanb fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Nov 6, 2018

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
There is no Supreme Religion Bishops: 1 Catholic; 2 Islamic; 1 Reformed. Theocratic Nobles: 5 Islamic > 4 Catholic + 0 Reformed
Declaring an Imperial Victory takes 2 actions.

Fugger Tableau Hand (3 Discovery. Imperial Torch)
Medici Tableau Hand (1 Reformation, 2 Law. 1 Reformation Bishop)
Coeur Tableau Hand (2 Catholicism, 2 Islam, 1 Law, 2 Patronage, 5 Kingdoms. 1 Catholic Bishop, 1 Islamic Bishop)
Marchionni Tableau Hand (1 Islam, 1 Patronage, 1 Kingdom. 1 Islamic Bishop)



The armory gets religion!



I won't say I understand much of Ad's turn, if I'm honest.


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There's the Swiss for you. Murderers, to a man.

admanb
Jun 18, 2014

what the hell else am I gonna do? I have no money, no concessions, and no good ops.

I've spent the game trying to be the only person to contend with the Coeur's imperial domination and its left me with nothing.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
That's true, and it's been heartening to see the attempt.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Weird question: Let's say I have Aragon perform a strawman attack against my own Papal States.

This both moves the Papals from an Ottoman vassal to an Aragonan vassal. Do I *also* get to place a new concession adjacent to the Papals?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Yes that counts as a regime change and thus triggers the placement of a pawn.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

admanb posted:

what the hell else am I gonna do? I have no money, no concessions, and no good ops.

I've spent the game trying to be the only person to contend with the Coeur's imperial domination and its left me with nothing.

The Fuggers are currently threatening to vote away Aragon. And the Marchionni have been lining up an axe for the Ottoman neck for turns, just waiting for a Muslim Inquisitor to free up the Grim, and they just found their relief pitcher.

Not their fault you chose to attack me the inefficient way.

admanb
Jun 18, 2014

That's good for them, but it doesn't give me any more options.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Mr. Squishy posted:

Yes that counts as a regime change and thus triggers the placement of a pawn.

cool.

Run Western Ops. Spend one florin to have Aragon bloodlessly conquer the Papal States. Spend one florin to repress the Fugger concession. Inquisitor the Catholic bishop to La Serenissima. Some worms go on a diet Papal States to clear the serf.


Run East Trade Fair. Gain 4 florins, rearming both the Papals and the Ottomans.

Net 2 florins total.

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Nov 7, 2018

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
The catholic bishop on your Jesuits? They're currently in Aragon and so can only move to another Aragonian card or across the tableau.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
...only if you actually read the cards! Ptthb, forgot where the Jesuits actually were.

Move them adjacent onto the Papal States after conquest instead, clearing the freshly repressed cube. Post edited.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
I think this works

Buy Cem Anti Hostage (1 florin remaining)
Play Cem, firing the one shot and slamming the two rooks into two islamic knights

Fire ops:

Merchants of the Staple take the coin off mons megs (2 florins)
Khelpts tax the western gutter owl concession
Dalmation Merchant Marine take a coin off the estern trade route (3 florins)
Jewish Pirates repress the aragon concession (4 florins)
The grim moves the rook onto the Ottomans
the Hungary Company taxes my own concession, which I pay to get a Protestant Knight (3 Florins)
I campaign with Hungary against the Byzantines (1 florin), killing the protestant knight and getting Byzantine.
I put the concession on the southern border because I've made some mistakes
Tax the concession north of portugal with the last sigh
Fire the Cem Anti Hostage to behead the Qiz


Actually doesn't a card get removed from the tracks first? I'll wait for the update.

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Nov 7, 2018

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
There is no Supreme Religion Bishops: 0 Catholic; 1 Islamic; 1 Reformed. Theocratic Nobles: 6 Islamic > 4 Catholic + 0 Reformed
Declaring an Imperial Victory takes 2 actions.

Fugger Tableau Hand (3 Discovery. Imperial Torch)
Medici Tableau Hand (1 Reformation, 2 Law. 1 Reformation Bishop)
Coeur Tableau Hand (2 Catholicism, 2 Islam, 1 Law, 2 Patronage, 5 Kingdoms)
Marchionni Tableau Hand (1 Islam, 1 Patronage, 1 Kingdom. 1 Islamic Bishop)



From one Suzerain to another, this one without their neck on the block. And we're down two Bishops! They just cannot get along.



I don't know about East and West, but the South is doing a lot better than the North right now.


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Isfendiyarid Dynasty. I bet I'll be able to spell that correctly.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
...slight error on my part. Because the two bishops killed each other, the catholic bishop didn't have a chance to pacify the fresh serf on the papal states, so that should still be there. Whoops.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Oh really? I didn't know what order those things happened in.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
I think this works

Buy Cem Anti Hostage (2 florin remaining)
Play Cem, firing the one shot and slamming the two rooks into two islamic knights

Fire ops:

Merchants of the Staple take the coin off mons megs (3 florins)
Khelpts tax the western gutter owl concession
Dalmation Merchant Marine take a coin off the estern trade route (4 florins)
Jewish Pirates repress the aragon concession (5 florins)
The grim moves the rook onto the Ottomans
the Hungary Company taxes my own concession, which I pay to get a Protestant Knight (4 Florins)
I campaign with Hungary against the Byzantines (2 florin), killing the protestant knight and getting Byzantinium.
I put the concession on the southern border because I've made some mistakes
Tax the concession north of portugal with the last sigh
Fire the Cem Anti Hostage to behead the Qiz

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Everything looks ok.
GO, your West Ottoman concession's being taxed
SN, your Northern Portugal concession's being taxed.

Map looks like this at the moment FYI

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
cough up.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I'm assuming CD would give you a Rook.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
There is no Supreme Religion Bishops: 0 Catholic; 1 Islamic; 1 Reformed. Theocratic Nobles: 5 Islamic > 4 Catholic + 0 Reformed
Declaring an Imperial Victory takes 2 actions.

Fugger Tableau Hand (3 Discovery. Imperial Torch)
Medici Tableau Hand (1 Reformation, 2 Law. 1 Reformed Bishop)
Coeur Tableau Hand (2 Catholicism, 1 Islam, 1 Law, 2 Patronage, 5 Kingdoms. 1 Islamic Bishop)
Marchionni Tableau Hand (1 Islam, 1 Patronage, 2 Kingdoms.)




Guess who forgot to take a picture of the Coeur tableau.



If I had realized I'd forgotten earlier, I would have opened Vassal again.


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The comet continues its path across the sky/market. I don't know the rule for if it's flipped to become a market row card, I guess only 3 victory conditions get activated that game.

SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011

Sell the card I have in hand.

Run western trade fair. (if I'm not mistaken I'll get three florins, and that's it. (it stops at the pirate which takes the last florin, all the places it passes through are full of things.))

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
You are mistaken - it gets +2 for being called, so it makes it to GO's concession. I'm assuming you're still happy with this.

There is no Supreme Religion Bishops: 0 Catholic; 1 Islamic; 1 Reformed. Theocratic Nobles: 5 Islamic > 4 Catholic + 0 Reformed
Declaring an Imperial Victory takes 2 actions.

Fugger Tableau Hand (3 Discovery. Imperial Torch)
Medici Tableau Hand (1 Reformation, 2 Law. 1 Reformed Bishop)
Coeur Tableau Hand (2 Catholicism, 1 Islam, 1 Law, 2 Patronage, 5 Kingdoms. 1 Islamic Bishop)
Marchionni Tableau Hand (1 Islam, 1 Patronage, 2 Kingdoms.)



So long Hetman.



The Ottoman Empire, turtling like mad.


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First game I played of this, the black horsemen were very annoying. I think this was before the clarification that "The West" fell under the purview of, say, someone in Portugal with the Execute op.

SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011

Mr. Squishy posted:

You are mistaken - it gets +2 for being called, so it makes it to GO's concession. I'm assuming you're still happy with this.

My concessions make double on SI trade routes.

4 florins.

1 from hosting the trade fair
2 from my concession
1 from the pirate

done.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
When you're right you're right. I'll adjust the save.
e: they might actually work at 4x, I have no flipping clue if the bonus stacks.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Yep, in the Glossary for Abilities it makes clear that they're cumulative, so I say SN swipes four bucks from that trade-fair and GO (and France) gets nothing. It also specifies that Abilities can be Silenced by Bishops which I don't think I knew. It may not have come up.

Mr. Squishy fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Nov 8, 2018

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Mr. Squishy posted:

Yep, in the Glossary for Abilities it makes clear that they're cumulative, so I say SN swipes four bucks from that trade-fair and GO (and France) gets nothing. It also specifies that Abilities can be Silenced by Bishops which I don't think I knew. It may not have come up.

yeah, I've been waiting for an opportune moment to drop this Papal Elephant on that pesky European Union, but things just keep happening.

admanb
Jun 18, 2014

Buy Unified Christendom for +1 florin.
Buy Lizard Union for -1 florin.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
There is no Supreme Religion Bishops: 0 Catholic; 1 Islamic; 1 Reformed. Theocratic Nobles: 5 Islamic > 4 Catholic + 0 Reformed
Declaring an Imperial Victory takes 2 actions.

Fugger Tableau Hand (3 Discovery. Imperial Torch)
Medici Tableau Hand (1 Reformation, 2 Law. 1 Reformed Bishop)
Coeur Tableau Hand (2 Catholicism, 1 Islam, 1 Law, 2 Patronage, 5 Kingdoms. 1 Islamic Bishop)
Marchionni Tableau Hand (1 Islam, 1 Patronage, 2 Kingdoms.)



Stockpiling on Reformed faith. Piles of translated testaments and so forth.



That all looks about right, I think.


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I've never seen such heavy comets.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Purchase Comet (Imperial Victory) and Cryptographers.

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Nov 9, 2018

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Imperial Victory is Active
There is no Supreme Religion
Bishops: 0 Catholic; 1 Islamic; 1 Reformed. Theocratic Nobles: 5 Islamic > 4 Catholic + 0 Reformed
Declaring an Imperial Victory takes 2 actions.

Fugger Tableau Hand (3 Discovery. Imperial Torch)
Medici Tableau Hand (1 Reformation, 2 Law. 1 Reformed Bishop)
Coeur Tableau Hand (2 Catholicism, 1 Islam, 1 Law, 2 Patronage, 5 Kingdoms. 1 Islamic Bishop)
Marchionni Tableau Hand (1 Islam, 1 Patronage, 2 Kingdoms.)



That poor elephant.



One of those white squares in the bottom right is now green! The white squares on the bottom left hold play-order reminders but we fluked it so it's just left to right anyway.


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There's Gutenberg!

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
I really, really wish I had one more cash.

Take the Podesta of Venice
Play the Podesta of Venice displacing the GO concession in the west

Run Ops:

Merchants of the Staple: Take a coin from the Guilds
The Last Sigh: Seige the Catholic Knights
The Grimm: Move the Bishop onto the card that was left of the Qiz (the Coeur tableau images are dead)
Khelpts: Tax gutter owls' remaining concession (I assume she will pay)
Merchant Marine: Take a coin from Eastern Trade
Jewish Pirates: Do nothing
Hungary Company: Take a coin from Eastern Trade
Hungary Campaigns, taking control of the HRE
Place the HRE concession to displace the Gutterowl Concession
Cem Anti Hostage beheads the king of the ottamans, being discarded itself in the process.

Run Eastern Trade for as a free action.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
GO, your East Ottoman concession is being taxed.

Cthulhu Dreams posted:

The Grimm: Move the Bishop onto the card that was left of the Qiz (the Coeur tableau images are dead)

I'd lost the g at the end of .jpg. But you were right, there was a card there. Nothing New now has an Islamic bishop breathing down their (its?) neck.

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Oh! CD, the HRE had a repressed Medici concession on it, you could liberate it if you want.

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