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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Papa Emeritus III posted:

On another note, I have never set foot into an iMax theater. Are those badass and worth the extra dough? I don't hear much about them anymore in comparison to about when Avatar came out and I'm wondering if it was just a fad or did the immersion make people feel seasick too drat much?

this depends a lot on which imax theatre you go to. if you go to one of the "true" imax in like a museam or the ontario place cinisphere if will be amazing and worth the money because those screens are absolutely huge. but there are a lot of "fake" imax theatres out there where they project imax film onto a normal theatre screen. if your local multiplex is advertising imax (without constructing a big new building) It's the fake kind.

There is barely any difference between "fake" imax and a normal movie, save your money.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Yeah true IMAX rules, it's a whole other experience.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Burt Sexual posted:

You sound like you talk a lot when high.

Only if I remember how

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Handen posted:

If you missed Blade Runner 2049 in 3D, you hosed up.

Edit: That goes for everyone.

Sequel to most boring movie ever, in 3D. No i think i'll pass.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Seeing Interstellar in real IMAX was the best cinematic experience I've ever had.

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

The tray tables make noise and can suck my rear end

The theatres with the recliners haven’t figured out how to serve a drink I don’t have to try and enjoy while spilling it on myself like a river otter because it’s 18” tall

I’m going to have to start bringing my own crazy straw

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Partycat posted:

The tray tables make noise and can suck my rear end

The theatres with the recliners haven’t figured out how to serve a drink I don’t have to try and enjoy while spilling it on myself like a river otter because it’s 18” tall

I’m going to have to start bringing my own crazy straw

“Party cat” indeed

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

UltraRed posted:

The are parts that suck about reserved seatings such as you can't swap seats if there are annoying people until you're sure nobody has the seat you're moving to. This was a big problem when MoviePass was a thing. People would reserve a seat and then just show up whenever.

The other is if you have any sizable group, you can't adjust your seats to sit together at the last moment. This one makes me mad. Try getting a group to go separately to a new movie. Nope, gotta order as a group now.

Why do you need to sit together? It's not like you're gonna be talking to each other during the movie anyway.

Also if you REALLY need to sit with your group you can just ask if anyone sitting around them is willing to switch seats.

frontyardninja
Nov 5, 2005

i just want my mom to be able to sit in a handicap-accessible spot. every time we book tickets online and pay a convenience fee... only to have to stand in line when we get to the theatre. and then all these goddamn children are sitting in the handicap seats.

:argh: get off my lawn

when we went to deadpool 2 the chucklefucks next to me ruined the experience by commenting on EVERY action for the first 20 minutes. i couldn't move seats because they were ~reserved. i did finally ask them to please be quiet but I shouldn't have had to.

there are a few theatres in town that don't have reserved seating. i'll take them over the heated reclining seats any time.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Sorry that you had to socialize with people i hope you're ok in these troubling times

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
I always find it fascinating that in America, people talking or making noise in the theatre is apparently a thing?

I've been to at least a few movies and the absolute worst experience I had was a group of teens in the back row mumbling and giggling about something for like a minute before shutting up. At least my experience here in Sweden has been dead silent theatres. I can't imagine some fat american idiot commenting on the movie they're watching lol. Surely it'd be okay to tell them to shut up?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Collapsing Farts posted:

I always find it fascinating that in America, people talking or making noise in the theatre is apparently a thing?

I've been to at least a few movies and the absolute worst experience I had was a group of teens in the back row mumbling and giggling about something for like a minute before shutting up. At least my experience here in Sweden has been dead silent theatres. I can't imagine some fat american idiot commenting on the movie they're watching lol. Surely it'd be okay to tell them to shut up?

It absolutely is okay but goons are conflict averse so lol

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Reserved seating owns if only for those occasions where you get to kick people out of your seats right before the movie starts and they then have to wander around the place in the dark to find another, less lovely seat than the one they actually bought.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Talking during movies is frustrating if it's the whole way through or really loud, but I definitely whisper with my friends while watching movies.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Duke Pukem posted:

The IT miniseries isnt scary at all

then replace what I said w/ "horror film" because I'm not trying to argue with somebody on the internet about their taste in schlocky trash cinema

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
the theatre i go to has reserved seating and the usher dude will also take your drink order and bring you a cocktail.

it owns so much.

Bruegels Fuckbooks
Sep 14, 2004

Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically.

Collapsing Farts posted:

I always find it fascinating that in America, people talking or making noise in the theatre is apparently a thing?

I've been to at least a few movies and the absolute worst experience I had was a group of teens in the back row mumbling and giggling about something for like a minute before shutting up. At least my experience here in Sweden has been dead silent theatres. I can't imagine some fat american idiot commenting on the movie they're watching lol. Surely it'd be okay to tell them to shut up?

i see about ten~fifteen movies a year and i never have the problems described in the thread, granted I try to avoid release day crowds...

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

ilmucche posted:

Talking during movies is frustrating if it's the whole way through or really loud, but I definitely whisper with my friends while watching movies.
Yeah seriously - the opportunity for conversation with your friends is 100 times more important than making sure everyone has utter silence silence during Avengers 9.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Do it ironically posted:

goon doesn't want to leave house and interact with other people, water wet, grass green etc etc

Predictable idiot predictably pipes in like an idiot with "goons, hyuk!"

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Reserved seating is also good because you can buy the seats to either side of you to further avoid the rabble.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Collapsing Farts posted:

Surely it'd be okay to tell them to shut up?
sure, but you never really know if it's gonna turn into an altercation with Florida Man

I don't really blame goons that are "conflict-averse"

I didn't have that problem when I was younger, I was more like a scrappy lil bitch with a big loving mouth. and tbh usually nothing happens, but, on one notable occasion, a methy-looking dude with a mohawk waited for us outside the theater and threw a bottle at my head, and another time, my friend, who's from south hayward and has better survival instincts, had to shut my stupid rear end up because I was about to get into it with a norte lol whoops

that type of poo poo happens very, very rarely, but why roll the dice?
you really don't need your epitaph to be "stabbed to death by a man who was talking over Batman and had nothing left to lose" you got dreams and poo poo

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Collapsing Farts posted:

Surely it'd be okay to tell them to shut up?

It's okay but it's a) usually not all that common as it perhaps seems and b) usually just a comment once or twice throughout the movie so if you start a row over it who is really disturbing the theater more?

Dead silent is weird, surely people laugh and gasp sometimes at least?

Cubone posted:

that type of poo poo happens very, very rarely, but why roll the dice?
you really don't need your epitaph to be "stabbed to death by a man who was talking over Batman and had nothing left to lose" you got dreams and poo poo

There's also this. You are in America. It is rare but people do actually get shot or stabbed for less lol.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

LanceHunter posted:

Reserved seating is also good because you can buy the seats to either side of you to further avoid the rabble.

That is extremely pathetic, lmao

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Just lol if you don’t sit wherever you want in the theatre smoking a huge cigar and laughing obnoxiously like de Niro in Cape Fear

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Collapsing Farts posted:

I always find it fascinating that in America, people talking or making noise in the theatre is apparently a thing?

I've been to at least a few movies and the absolute worst experience I had was a group of teens in the back row mumbling and giggling about something for like a minute before shutting up. At least my experience here in Sweden has been dead silent theatres. I can't imagine some fat american idiot commenting on the movie they're watching lol. Surely it'd be okay to tell them to shut up?

In America, everyone has a gun, and none us us can afford mental health care. You're rolling the dice, confronting someone who clearly already doesn't understand, or care about, basic social conventions like "shut the gently caress up in the theater."

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

GORDON posted:

In America, everyone has a gun, and none us us can afford mental health care. You're rolling the dice, confronting someone who clearly already doesn't understand, or care about, basic social conventions like "shut the gently caress up in the theater."

Wish this post was ironic :smith:

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

the desperate scramble to be a tier of smugness above people who complain about the tier below talking during movies.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Collapsing Farts posted:

I always find it fascinating that in America, people talking or making noise in the theatre is apparently a thing?

I've been to at least a few movies and the absolute worst experience I had was a group of teens in the back row mumbling and giggling about something for like a minute before shutting up. At least my experience here in Sweden has been dead silent theatres. I can't imagine some fat american idiot commenting on the movie they're watching lol. Surely it'd be okay to tell them to shut up?

Wait till you find out Americans also clap at the credits of the movie if they enjoyed it. I can kinda understand clapping at a smooth successful flight/landing. You're happy your not dead and there's a chance the pilots might hear your appreciation.

Clapping at the movie theatre is like clapping for a jukebox

Bruegels Fuckbooks
Sep 14, 2004

Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically.

Away all Goats posted:

Wait till you find out Americans also clap at the credits of the movie if they enjoyed it. I can kinda understand clapping at a smooth successful flight/landing. You're happy your not dead and there's a chance the pilots might hear your appreciation.

Clapping at the movie theatre is like clapping for a jukebox

americans think that you can cure cure breast cancer by walking around in circles.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Waltzing Along posted:

Why? You may ask.

After all, it's nice to be able to plan ahead and know you have decent seats waiting for you. In concept, this is a good idea. However, it doesn't always work like that.

In my area, every single theater has converted to 100% reserved seating with recliners. This has removed roughly 2/3 of the seats. 1/2 the rows are gone and each row has fewer seats. Because of this, any interesting film sells out well in advance on weekends. The last four or five times a film has come out that we wanted to see, we ended up skipping it because we couldn't find seats. And yes, we could plan a few days out but who really wants to do that for a movie? On a Saturday afternoon, it's nice to just show up at the theater, get a tub of popcorn and some soda and just watch a movie. But nope. Can't do that any more.

This is a totally broken system.

Anyway, thanks for reading. I guess I won't see the Spider Man film until it's on streaming.

instead of being a whiny bitch, which you always are going to be, just torrent it, or find it on pornhub since youre useless cant do anything right

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:

americans think that you can cure cure breast cancer by walking around in circles.

yeah this is about the exact level I would expect the type of person who feels superior for outsmarting a movie by not letting it coax a reaction out of them to be operating at

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Reserved seating rules OP drools

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

But what really grinds my gears is the ads they play before movies- and I’ve never heard a single person complain about this so apparently we all consented to it with our silence which is hosed up in any circumstance

If you're talking about the ads before the trailers, they're typically local/regional ads paid for by some shmuck business that thinks it'll help sales or whatever, or some stupid TV ad about a show no one is gonna watch. The funniest part is, I've actually seen people leave the theater and complain if these cheap rear end ads don't play before the trailer. Old man winkerbean will not stand idly by and miss a killer commercial about his local dentist!

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Shinjobi posted:

If you're talking about the ads before the trailers, they're typically local/regional ads paid for by some shmuck business that thinks it'll help sales or whatever, or some stupid TV ad about a show no one is gonna watch. The funniest part is, I've actually seen people leave the theater and complain if these cheap rear end ads don't play before the trailer. Old man winkerbean will not stand idly by and miss a killer commercial about his local dentist!

For us it’s usually too cute by half commercials from rear end raping national cell carriers

One of the first ones I remember was before The Matrix Reloaded for (get this) THE TOYOTA MATRIX :wth:

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


bradzilla posted:

That is extremely pathetic, lmao

Sorry you’re poor.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

LanceHunter posted:

Sorry you’re poor.

Heh, still buying theatre seats? Just lol if you don’t have your own private cinema

Just loving lol at your poverty :smugdog:

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
I generally book entire rows so I don't have to worry about sitting next to anyone I don't know. If I know them, they're at least a seat away until they've proven that they will only improve my viewing experience, never hinder it.

here's a short, though exhaustive, list of ways in which one could improve my epxerience:
- smell good
- good laugh
- nice personality
- enjoys long nights on summoner's rift
- enjoys playing my Luna miracle mage deck in hearthstone

unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Jan 4, 2019

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I only ever buy seats behind other people so any adjustment or movement of my legs sends their head jostling like a crash test dummy lmao

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

LanceHunter posted:

Sorry you’re poor.

Sorry you're such a loser you can't deal with ~*THE HORROR*~ of sitting next to another human for 2 hours so you pay double, lmao

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Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Super Waffle posted:

Seeing Interstellar in real IMAX was the best cinematic experience I've ever had.

Agreed. That massive wave planet was terrifying in IMAX.

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