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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Can you confirm your previous assertion that Jesus did not eat rear end and thus died in agony Chinatown? i mean i cant CONFIRM it but what other possible explanation is there? dude didnt eat rear end IMHO
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LabyaMynora posted:I just remembered... the Lucifer show on Fox that just got canceled - that's based off a run of his Sandman comics. Not saying it was good, but it got known. My hope is that they've loosened up a little bit regarding the lack of Fox/network TV censorship when the new season airs on Netflix in the spring
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Love him so much I am converting to his one true and universal church. Catholicism.
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forgot if i've proclaimed my faith in this thread and ctrl+f'ing my name seems narcissistic so hey God exists!!! I BeLiEvE!!!!!!!!!
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basic hitler posted:forgot if i've proclaimed my faith in this thread and ctrl+f'ing my name seems narcissistic so hey God exists!!! I BeLiEvE!!!!!!!!! When you think about it, God's always ctrl+fing his name through the universe, or he'd never be able to tell prayers apart from just regular talk.
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Belief that everything is ok and none of your problems really matter in the long run is cool and good whether you call it faith in the lord, nirvana or casual nihilism. Namaste.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:When you think about it, God's always ctrl+fing his name through the universe, or he'd never be able to tell prayers apart from just regular talk. wow, poo poo, i guess i'm okay with searching for myself online now
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i think about god
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what if god was one of us? makes you think.. about god
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How the hell am I supposed to give my answer when the opening post to this thread is literally blank?
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How come Americans stayed so religious but enlightened and superior countries in Scandinavia stopped caring about god altogether?
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tfw you create an intricate clockwork universe and the ugly monkey people living inside it think you work in mysterious ways #justdietythings
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Mar 17, 2019 12:34
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Those ugly monkey people are your son, you inconsiderable lout.
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LabyaMynora posted:Well... if you hate Unitarians and you hate the UCC... you'll have to start your own church? Or cult? Whichever's your style. there's nothing more christian than schisming and forming a new church that says god is actually what you want him to be
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God owns.
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:God owns. This.
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Mar 25, 2019 04:32
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The Greeks were right. God/Zeus looks down on the world and says "gently caress it." In what sense of the word depends on how good the day is going. Alternatively I have been praying to Traffikus the god of street lights and he has not let abandoned me so far.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p554R-Jq43A Although I'd settle for cheap booze.
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God is good. God is great. Since I stopped denying Him and refusing to do His will for me, my life has become a joy. The best advice I ever received as an chronically unhappy atheist was, "You say you're feeling bad but don't believe in God. Why don't you say a prayer to the God you don't believe in." I'm very grateful I'd become desperate enough to do so. It started a spiritual search that led me home, back to Godhead.
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Collapsing Farts posted:How come Americans stayed so religious but enlightened and superior countries in Scandinavia stopped caring about god altogether? Americans are bread of extremely retarded european stock who wanted to get more puritan, also Donald J. Trump is president. Embrace the void hail satan
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Mar 25, 2019 06:18
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old beast lunatic posted:Americans are bread I'm pumpernickel!!!
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I don't believe Neil Gaiman exists. Seems unlikely. It turns out that people popular as an author has limited correlation with being good as an author. It also has zero correlation with continuing to exist. Although it would be interesting if aspiring authors blinked out of existence after a certain number of failed attempts at getting published.
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God exists and he's an American. If that statement starts to chill you after a couple of moments' consideration, then don't be alarmed. A feeling of intense and crushing religious terror at the concept indicates only that you are still sane.
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Applewhite posted:God exists and he's an American. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU
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BigBadSteve posted:God is good. God is great. Since I stopped denying Him and refusing to do His will for me, my life has become a joy. The best advice I ever received as an chronically unhappy atheist was, "You say you're feeling bad but don't believe in God. Why don't you say a prayer to the God you don't believe in." I'm very grateful I'd become desperate enough to do so. It started a spiritual search that led me home, back to Godhead. I'm glad Anubis was able to lift your spirits
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BigBadSteve posted:God is good. God is great. Since I stopped denying Him and refusing to do His will for me, my life has become a joy. The best advice I ever received as an chronically unhappy atheist was, "You say you're feeling bad but don't believe in God. Why don't you say a prayer to the God you don't believe in." I'm very grateful I'd become desperate enough to do so. It started a spiritual search that led me home, back to Godhead.
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I had a dream last night where I could tell I was dreaming but some parts of the dream had this strange sharpness to them. I became obsessed with these fragments thinking that in my dream these strange microcosms of clarity were not in fact dreams, but portals to a different plane of reality, which were only accessible by strange applications of impossible to know dream logic. The scary thing was the realization that, since this was a dream, my foggy sleep state would quickly whisk me away from these portals of clarity given the slightest lapse in concentration, barring me from those tantalizing realms of the unknown my consciousness was prodding me towards. I remember the terror as a corridor I knew had previously led to one of these looking glass tears seemingly warped in a dozy transition as my dream will's grasp on my floating sleep consciousness began to falter. I barged into a library with a desk in a small but tall, very tall room with wooden, glossy walls the books were all flitting from one state to the next, I'd pull out a book with a fantasy macho man in the cover, place it back, then remove the same book in the same spot only to discover it had entirely changed to a biology text. I recall frantically looking up through the window, with wooden crosses as skeletons supporting the frames, on the other side was a green lawn sloping down a hill, surrounded by trees, the wind was whispering and blowing and the horizon looked sharp, it looked like the world seemed when I was awake, known, corporeal, distant but focused, tangible. But I couldn't touch because of the window and I could not go through, and realizing that barrier my mind finally sped off to other fantastical avenues as this strange oddysey of awareness final came to a groggy end. This was likely a communing with God, a longing attempt to separate soul from flesh, to drift shapelessly like air into a plane bereft of the concerns of mortality. Of course, I also blazed extremely heavily, immense levels of high, likely highest I've ever been on the old Mary J.
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He's pretty cool, OP.
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I hope there is just enough space between life and death for god havers to realize they are alone OP
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old beast lunatic posted:Americans are bread of extremely retarded european stock who wanted to get more puritan, also Donald J. Trump is president. *Bred
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i think its funny that Yahweh was so insecure he convinced a desert tribe and eventually most of the world that he is the one true Lord Almighty, but he sucks so bad that even his most devoted followers mostly wrote stories about what a petulant little bitch he is.
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Ocean Book posted:i think its funny that Yahweh was so insecure he convinced a desert tribe and eventually most of the world that he is the one true Lord Almighty, but he sucks so bad that even his most devoted followers mostly wrote stories about what a petulant little bitch he is.
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idk op what do you think about the 3rd dimension? the answer should be nothing because it doesn't loving exist. where is the conspiracies forums when you need it??
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Yeah, gently caress the z-axis!
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Ever since I was old enough, I've been praying to God to not answer anyone else's prayers. So far, so good I think. Praise be!
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9 months till Christmas. Happy anniversary of the God Nut.
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Supreme Allah posted:bring him before me 
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old beast lunatic posted:I hope there is just enough space between life and death for god havers to realize they are alone OP
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