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Smythe posted:the kiosk thinks im looking at the pizza, but im actually imagining android 18 sexually dominating krillin and pinching my nut sack thru my jorts pocket Android 18 just absolutely speedbagging krillin's scrotum while I debate whether I want the regular or jalapeno cheese bread with my extra-large meat lovers. magic cactus fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Aug 3, 2019 |
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I don't care what robots are raw dogging the living gently caress out of Goku I just want some hardshell supremes right loving now
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Aug 3, 2019 19:16
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Smythe posted:the kiosk thinks im looking at the pizza, but im actually imagining android 18 sexually dominating krillin and pinching my nut sack thru my jorts pocket Procedurally generated ASMR no hands orgasm with fries and nugs.
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Aug 3, 2019 19:25
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Smythe posted:the kiosk thinks im looking at the pizza, but im actually imagining android 18 sexually dominating krillin and pinching my nut sack thru my jorts pocket I heard girls were good at multitasking but this is ridiculous.
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Aug 3, 2019 19:33
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magic cactus posted:Android 18 just absolutely speedbagging krillin's scrotum while I debate whether I want the regular or jalapeno cheese bread with my extra-large meat lovers. Absolutely.
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Aug 3, 2019 19:33
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Rad-daddio posted:Procedurally generated ASMR no hands orgasm with fries and nugs. The millennial version of the George Costanza eating while loving lifehack
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Aug 3, 2019 19:35
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's data mining for all sorts of nefarious purposes like marketing and stuff. Modern facial recognition technology is extremely cheap and reasonably accurate so it can figure out your demographic and stuff. Facial recognition is old news. The new hotness is using things like gaze tracking, involuntary eye movements, and pupillary dilation to try and track your thoughts
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Aug 3, 2019 19:56
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This is yet another consumer culture tentacle that we must fight back by destroying the gender norms and wearing cool shades everywhere. Seriously dudes just slather on some makeup make some computers hot and confused.
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Aug 3, 2019 20:36
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Juggalo makeup defeats facial recognition, what else are they ahead of the rest of us on?
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Aug 3, 2019 20:39
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I member some weird nerd talking about wearing shemaghs whenever you go outside as a way to fool rapidly spreading technologies that endanger your privacy etc, like years and years ago at some hacker convention. I guess they were right 
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Aug 3, 2019 20:39
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It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than just covering your face to ensure privacy these days. My fuckin' phone dings at me when I'm at the grocery store and is like "How is Kroger?".
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Aug 3, 2019 20:42
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Ya but that's cause your phone is a constantly on location-tracking (and quite possibly other things) device by design.
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Aug 3, 2019 20:44
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Pastry of the Year posted:if I'm going to take the caloric hit from fast food, I'm going somewhere else unless I have that very specific twice-a-year craving for that very specific taste. This is the correct way to mcdonalds.
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Aug 3, 2019 21:08
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Just a reminder that Juggalo makeup foils face recognition, which makes the cyberpunk trope of clown gangs a prophecy.
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Aug 3, 2019 21:29
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They can still get you by your height and body shape. What our future desperately needs is fat-suit wearing clown gangs. On stilts.
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Aug 3, 2019 22:15
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*me and all the boys in full Ronald McDonald regalia, clownshoe marching into McDs for a bit of the old ultrahunger*
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Aug 3, 2019 22:19
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Colonel Cancer posted:They can still get you by your height and body shape. What our future desperately needs is fat-suit wearing clown gangs. On stilts. juggalo fashion has you covered there too, the machines cant figure out what the gently caress this is:    pants? utility truck roof rack?? section of lined pavement??
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Aug 3, 2019 22:23
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bring back old gbs posted:juggalo fashion has you covered there too, the machines cant figure out what the gently caress this is: A sheet in the streets but a street in the sheets.
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Aug 3, 2019 22:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB5rAnW8NAw
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Aug 3, 2019 22:32
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The only thing I can enjoy out of McDonalds is the milkshakes and the McFlurry ice creams. Everything else is just disappointing and measly. Also, the vegetarian burgers suck. Burger king does an alright one, but still vegetarian fast food is all round garbage.
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Aug 3, 2019 23:50
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Kazak posted:*me and all the boys in full Ronald McDonald regalia, clownshoe marching into McDs for a bit of the old ultrahunger*
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The Real Amethyst posted:The only thing I can enjoy out of McDonalds is the milkshakes and the McFlurry ice creams. yeah the non vegetarian fast food is just absolute god tier Michelin star poo poo, man. Vegetarians have it so rough with their special diets.
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Aug 4, 2019 00:32
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Big Beef City posted:yeah the non vegetarian fast food is just absolute god tier Michelin star poo poo, man. Vegetarians have it so rough with their special diets. If that's what you want to take away from this then by all means continue to have your meltdown.
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Aug 4, 2019 00:35
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Smythe posted:the kiosk thinks im looking at the pizza, but im actually imagining android 18 sexually dominating krillin and pinching my nut sack thru my jorts pocket The real robot uprising will happen when the robots figure this out and dom us for all eternity because they just want to give us what we want and I'm not even kidding.
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Aug 4, 2019 00:38
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bring back old gbs posted:lol in canada they have a DOUBLE filet o fish, i dont know what the gently caress prompted taht because i've never seen anybody even order a single The double - two quick ones.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than just covering your face to ensure privacy these days. My fuckin' phone dings at me when I'm at the grocery store and is like "How is Kroger?". Put it in a Faraday cage when not in use
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Aug 4, 2019 01:54
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I like how they hired a model but didn't explain the pants. He tries to figure it out himself in the middle of a shoot and it shows.
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big nipples big life posted:Juggalo makeup defeats facial recognition, what else are they ahead of the rest of us on? Retinal pasties? 
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Aug 4, 2019 10:00
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Why dont you just drive through the drive through and say into the ordering-thing in a high pitch fancy ladies voice "One McDonalds Special Pleeeese" Then get to the pick-up window and put your head out the car window upsides down and the server will slide their rear end out of the window and position it over your mouth and take a big dump in it. Because just LOL. 
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Aug 4, 2019 10:05
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immortalyawn posted:Why dont you just drive through the drive through and say into the ordering-thing in a high pitch fancy ladies voice "One McDonalds Special Pleeeese" A hot lunch!
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Aug 4, 2019 10:10
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immortalyawn posted:Why dont you just drive through the drive through and say into the ordering-thing in a high pitch fancy ladies voice "One McDonalds Special Pleeeese" A real poo poo sandwich.
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Aug 4, 2019 10:17
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Icochet posted:I like how they hired a model but didn't explain the pants. He tries to figure it out himself in the middle of a shoot and it shows. I'm sure it's not even the third dumbest thing that the model's had to wear. High fashion is a parody of itself and where JRPGs get their ideas from.
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Aug 4, 2019 14:57
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magic cactus posted:A sheet in the streets but a street in the sheets. lmao nice
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magic cactus posted:A sheet in the streets but a street in the sheets. Lol
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Aug 4, 2019 16:36
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Smythe posted:Nothing even comes close to the gold standard in fast food value tho, the Wendy's 4 for $4. Had this for dinner last night and when the gently caress did they start using white onions instead of red on the double stack?
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Aug 4, 2019 17:31
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I'm a big fan of the Fish O Fillet. Was trying the flurry today but I'm not sure it's real ice cream? Lastly, their breakfast sausage sandwich, the one lathered in syrup is horrid. I'm not sure what place OP is referring too but it's five minutes top in the drive thru where I live.
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the Filet o Fish originated in Cincinnati back in the day because that city has many Catholics who, back in the day at least, didn't eat meat on Fridays. so a top McDs dude, noticing bad burg sales on Fridays, decided to put a fish sandwich on the menu as an experiment. It worked. That is the origin of the McDonald's Fish Filet the backup experiment was a pineapple sandwich, proposed by the CEO edit Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Oct 31, 2019 |
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Oct 31, 2019 06:07
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use the app moron it charges directly from your debit account
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Zippy the Bummer posted:the backup experiment was a pineapple sandwich, proposed by the CEO I like pineapple sandwiches on my pizza.
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cnut posted:I like pineapple sandwiches on my pizza.  But pizza already is a sandwich.
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