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Hey are you guys real dog moms like me? I just love my little one! He's so cute! When I take him out walking I like to call it "pugging" I'm really into "pugging" especially around the park and various rest stops.
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May 28, 2020 21:09
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Oscar Wild posted:Hey are you guys real dog moms like me? I just love my little one! He's so cute! When I take him out walking I like to call it "pugging" I'm really into "pugging" especially around the park and various rest stops. hey wanna get some coffee and talk more doggy style
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May 28, 2020 21:12
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Statutory Ape posted:hey wanna get some coffee and talk more doggy style I'd love to! Maybe afterward you'd like to enjoy a short "pugging"
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May 28, 2020 21:19
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Oscar Wild posted:I'd love to! Maybe afterward you'd like to enjoy a short "pugging" this is where you put a leash on me and we walk around the neighborhood while i sniff around and take shits right E: ok cool just wanted to make sure i wasnt in the breakfast thread
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May 28, 2020 21:20
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Pugging a wheezing leather daddy
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May 28, 2020 21:21
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my friend said you can get pregnum from cyber sex, is this true? need answers quick plz
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May 28, 2020 21:27
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Bardeh posted:my friend said you can get pregnum from cyber sex, is this true? need answers quick plz just make sure to have mcafee installed it will protect u from getting pregnet
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May 28, 2020 21:34
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How is cyberbabby made
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May 28, 2020 21:48
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Colonel Cancer posted:How is cyberbabby made Keyboard goop makes cyberbabby
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May 28, 2020 21:49
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i cummed
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May 28, 2020 23:10
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i cummed 6 feet
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May 28, 2020 23:17
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numberoneposter posted:i cummed 6 feet The idea of feet pouring out of your urethra has gotten me so hott.
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May 28, 2020 23:20
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i put on my robe and wizard hat on top of the robe and wizard hat i was already wearing
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May 28, 2020 23:20
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I pull a tub of country crock margarine from the fridge and rub it on my supple breasts, plugging in a hair dryer to heat it up. Glops of margarine are hitting the floor, my breasts glistening in the flickering candles and blacklights, a glowing “take me to your dealer” alien poster looms menacingly in the corner, almost as if he is looking at us, watching us, judging us. I take a crumbly day old croissant from the breadbox and butter it up and feed it to you, not caring that crumbs hit the floor. We will make love in the crumbs and lumps or margarine, itching, picking little pieces of bread off our bodies. You cum in my eyes, and for a moment, for a fleeting moment, I am liberated from the Midwest aesthetic, forgetting all the die cut wooden words I have read in the house, I think the one in the bathroom says “poop” but I can’t remember and don’t care, the cum in my eyes makes me cum and I fall into you, my heaving breasts smacking your face like boxing gloves, and I queef as we both hit the floor, giggling like morons, and you’re mother walks in and does not want a piece of my rear end, rather she says “oh don’t mind me I’m just gonna grab a croissant”, and we both instantly vomit in each other’s mouths, a true egalitarian exchange of energy. You had Boston market, I had long John silvers, but now we have swapped dinners, together we are an old country buffet, open at 6 in the morning, with old people lurking around, trying to make decisions but having a hard time. 
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May 28, 2020 23:24
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I touch your moist buttery flavorful slit and you undulate like a crazed iguana in heat.
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May 29, 2020 00:56
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I touch your genitals and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario
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May 29, 2020 01:18
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Hey anybody need a boner?
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May 29, 2020 01:20
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i attune my auditory output to the brown note, but for cum cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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May 29, 2020 01:21
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do NOT record me unless you can get the sex tape to my ex but get my good angle
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May 29, 2020 01:27
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Stealth Tiger posted:Hey anybody need a boner?
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May 29, 2020 01:53
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54/m/sf, bald, fat, small cock why lie
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May 29, 2020 01:59
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Mozi posted:i put on my robe and wizard hat on top of the robe and wizard hat i was already wearing No! you can't double bag it, that will only reduce the effectiveness.
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May 29, 2020 02:19
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*reveals a wand of enlarge* Witness my eldritch power as I double the size of my wizards staff!
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May 29, 2020 03:27
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drat I am ready for round two Still got yesterday's panties on
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May 29, 2020 03:27
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I confidently strut in and squat over the potato salad as I say in a deep smokey voice "hey sexy" *wink*
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May 29, 2020 03:51
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I animate a potato salad golem and start making out with it gaily
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May 29, 2020 03:59
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jackin’ it
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May 29, 2020 04:24
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May 29, 2020 04:25
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I raise an undead army of horribly disfigured abominations, each one with more dicks than the last.
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May 29, 2020 05:01
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Pawn 17 posted:I raise an undead army of horribly disfigured abominations, each one with more dicks than the last. Just how many dicks is this exactly?
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May 29, 2020 05:04
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every man upon the earth is a lich and his dick is the phylactery that sustains his corporeal form. destroy a man's dick and he will be sent back to the spirit realm for all time
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May 29, 2020 05:04
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Who What Now posted:I touch your genitals and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario lmao I haven't thought about this in a while
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May 29, 2020 05:05
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Statutory Ape posted:whats the rule on during Unless you want to get pregnant, don't pee into a butt.
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May 29, 2020 09:01
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listen you have to take it slow with me. start by gazing at my ankles and we can go from there. btw im wearing ankle socks
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May 29, 2020 09:02
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I will wait until it is dark so my sleeping sperm won't impregnate you
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May 29, 2020 19:10
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*u stomp ur hoof as i tease ur cloaca*
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May 29, 2020 19:16
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I summon my skeleton familiar that has a really nice, hot, plump rear end. *rattle clap* the familiar goes as it begins to twerk at incredible speeds.
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May 29, 2020 19:26
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if you cuddle enough a baby happens
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May 29, 2020 19:27
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numberoneposter posted:if you cuddle enough a baby happens This is why I stopped holding hands with my girlfriend!!
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