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Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

gently caress you safety biscuits

# ? Jun 29, 2020 23:52

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# ? May 28, 2024 11:39

Dirt Road Junglist: Oct 8, 2010; We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

iospace posted:

drat it j-ru

# ? Jun 29, 2020 23:54

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Awesome Animals posted:

Absolutely dying

He's just playing head games! Don't let him reverse psychology you!!

# ? Jun 29, 2020 23:59

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

What the hell.

Did they show a body or can I still show up as a TWIST in the season finale?

# ? Jun 30, 2020 00:02

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

i mean if one of the seven remaining Tributes performs necromancy.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 00:06

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

I've not seen the Hunger Games but I don't remember that from the trailer.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 00:15

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge: May 8, 2006; "My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

I think it's from hunger games 3: wrath of the lich king

# ? Jun 30, 2020 00:22

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Grand Fromage posted:

gently caress you rah i was just sitting around playing SimShack 4 and you come and murder me

my family name is "a murder"

u knew what you signed up for

# ? Jun 30, 2020 00:26

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Jose posted:

Rah! you're banned from posting itt

theres no rule that says a bird cant post as a ghost

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jun 30, 2020 00:29

Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

all this time I thought Jru was just doing a work with all the head case poo poo, but in the end it was a shoot, brother

# ? Jun 30, 2020 00:49

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ok so I was for genesplicer first then Jose so clearly I'm the angel of death here

I had such high hopes too...

# ? Jun 30, 2020 00:51

Safety Biscuits: Oct 21, 2010

I woke up, saw I got a PM about being in the Hunger Games, was totally confused, and then laughed my head off. Thanks for setting this up JOHN CENA!

Pleads posted:

gently caress you safety biscuits

If you don't want to be killed, don't choose to be prey.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 02:14

MockingQuantum: Jan 20, 2012

Safety Biscuits posted:

I woke up, saw I got a PM about being in the Hunger Games, was totally confused, and then laughed my head off. Thanks for setting this up JOHN CENA!

If you don't want to be killed, don't choose to be prey.

I'm rooting for you here SB, make the Bam proud

# ? Jun 30, 2020 02:47

Monathin: Sep 1, 2011; ?????????
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As the last remaining holdout of the SA Mafia Cross-Board Supergroup I have no choice but to root for Anime David to take the whole thing

# ? Jun 30, 2020 02:50

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Alright well *rolls dice* oldsenileguy, I choose you

# ? Jun 30, 2020 03:02

Hipster Occultist: Aug 16, 2008; _{He's an ancient, obscure god. You probably haven't heard of him.}

Games shows no Mercy.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 03:23

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

where is Seb Mojo? :thunk:

# ? Jun 30, 2020 03:36

Safety Biscuits: Oct 21, 2010

MockingQuantum posted:

I'm rooting for you here SB, make the Bam proud

code:

I will bring back blood,   in the Bran I will brandish
The heads of the hunted,   my Hunger Games haul
Both pride and plunder,   pelf and patellas
Shall I show the Bam.   Even Scyld Scefing
Didn't use detonators.   Doomed are my doubters!
On high ground, I grin,   and grasp my grim foes.
At last I will laugh   and lone standing will live.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 03:49

MockingQuantum: Jan 20, 2012

Safety Biscuits posted:

code:

I will bring back blood,   in the Bran I will brandish
The heads of the hunted,   my Hunger Games haul
Both pride and plunder,   pelf and patellas
Shall I show the Bam.   Even Scyld Scefing
Didn't use detonators.   Doomed are my doubters!
On high ground, I grin,   and grasp my grim foes.
At last I will laugh   and lone standing will live.

Hwæt!

# ? Jun 30, 2020 03:54

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge: May 8, 2006; "My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

Safety Biscuits posted:

code:

I will bring back blood,   in the Bran I will brandish
The heads of the hunted,   my Hunger Games haul
Both pride and plunder,   pelf and patellas
Shall I show the Bam.   Even Scyld Scefing
Didn't use detonators.   Doomed are my doubters!
On high ground, I grin,   and grasp my grim foes.
At last I will laugh   and lone standing will live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASKTeKjyLsA

# ? Jun 30, 2020 03:55

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I only found out I was in this after I died!

Awesome Animals posted:

Absolutely dying

Amazing. Either this is gonna win the whole thing for Old Senile Guy or Relax or DIE is gonna cost them victory right at their moment of triumph.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 04:37

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

gently caress, I have to cheer for Relax or DIE now, godammit :negative:

# ? Jun 30, 2020 05:02

Pragmatica: Apr 1, 2003

Every update to this thread makes my day. I love it!

# ? Jun 30, 2020 05:24

mercenarynuker: Sep 10, 2008

I lust for mod death

# ? Jun 30, 2020 05:39

Shine: Feb 26, 2007; No Muscles For The Majority

OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT!

# ? Jun 30, 2020 06:16

VideoGames: Aug 18, 2003

Oh noo! I only just saw this thread. At least I died without killing anyone. Finding firewood and chilling in a forest is probably how I would actually go in one of these things!

(Thank you for the early support though!)

# ? Jun 30, 2020 08:11

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

With so few players left, this will be a very small update.

Night Six

Now we understand why Relax or DIE :rip:

begged for death. He gave it one final push to add a number for his District, but his health has caught up to him and he had to go to a slow, painful death via an infected wound. You can finally relax now soldier.

Safety Biscuits and OldSenileGuy receive some support from their sponsors. They're certainly popular with the progress they've made, especially with Safety Biscuits performance. Anidav and Julias don't have a great night, Julias starting to struggle physically. Shine looks at the sky. Is it hope? Fear? Anger? Bloodlust? I guess we'll have to wait until the morning to find out.

As Safety Biscuits received water, it's very clear they chose not to share it, leaving SoundMonkey :rip:

to die of dehydration. That is ice cold, Biscuits! Completely stone cold.

Day Seven

We have officially made it one full week of The Hunger Games.

Julias, knowing how few numbers are left, is starting to try to find the perfect vantage point. Will they strike? Or will District 11 be left in the dust, this close to the end?

Shine has given chase to Safety Biscuits! No more will he tolerate second place on the score board! He is motivated! He wants Safety Biscuits's scalp! Biscuits, can you survive? Can you counterattack? OldSenileGuy finds his old self, and brutally turns Anidav's :rip:

own weapon against him. There is no mercy left in this moderator's soul.

End of Day Seven

Relax or DIE :rip:

SoundMonkey :rip:

Anidav :rip:

Ladies, Gentlemen, CITIZENS of Something Awful, I present to you...

Your Final Four.

JULIAS!
OLD SENILE GUY!
SAFETY BISCUITS!
SHINE!

Who will be left standing? Who will be next to fall? Which District will reign supreme, and which Tribute will be crowned our champion? Find out tomorrow! We will have a Moderator to champion over the rest!

Who do YOU *WANT* to see win???

# ? Jun 30, 2020 10:40

Safety Biscuits: Oct 21, 2010

JOHN CENA posted:

Who will be left standing? Who will be next to fall? Which District will reign supreme, and which Tribute will be crowned our champion? Find out tomorrow! We will have a Moderator to champion over the rest!

Not if I have anything to do with it

# ? Jun 30, 2020 11:06

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Biscuits has a cool name and avatar, I'm rooting for Biscuits.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 11:26

Monathin: Sep 1, 2011; ?????????
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Leave it to Anidav to gently caress up this close to lylo :ocelot:

# ? Jun 30, 2020 11:33

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

OldSenileGuy receiving a hatchet and then proceeding to murder Anidav... with Anidav's own weapon instead of the hatchet. OSG is clearly the top boss/antagonist here, go Shine!

# ? Jun 30, 2020 11:36