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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I get all my clothes from wish dot com.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Vegetable posted:

The Ex Officio boxer briefs are great but you can easily get the same thing for much cheaper from other brands. There's nothing unique about their version of it.

I get Champion from Target and they work just fine. It was like $20 for 3 pairs I think. I wear them almost exclusively. Only problem is the bands wear out after a while but whatever, they're cheap. I'll just get more.

I found a Jockey pair in the drawer yesterday and they're sleeker and tighter and they look pretty sexy.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pennywise the Frown posted:


I found a Jockey pair in the drawer yesterday and they're sleeker and tighter and they look pretty sexy.

oh poo poo did I leave those there

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

The Bloop posted:

oh poo poo did I leave those there

Well they're mine now.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

CPL593H posted:

I know this sounds like a sarcastic answer but it's not. Try underwear brands that are geared towards gay men or just websites that sell sex gear for gay dudes. Although I think sexy sex underwear sites focus more on jockstraps now.

Get these:
:nws:
https://www.andrewchristian.com/lick-suck-gently caress-lattice-thong-w-almost-naked.html

this man looks like he has hank hill rear end. it's really tiny

i wonder if he turns over his shoulder and looks embarrassed about his small bottom, like as a joke

i wonder what his calves look like. how do you think they smell, just as a joke haha



I'm not even gay, and I browsed. his butt is the only one that looks like hank hill

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Sep 27, 2021

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

signalnoise posted:

Anyone got any underwear suggestions that'll hold in the stink? Not from my butt, I have a solution for that already

Saran wrap.


blight rhino posted:

this man looks like he has hank hill rear end. it's really tiny

i wonder if he turns over his shoulder and looks embarrassed about his small bottom, like as a joke

i wonder what his calves look like. how do you think they smell, just as a joke haha



I'm not even gay, and I browsed. his butt is the only one that looks like hank hill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

these are by far the best gruds and the only ones I will place over my precious genitals and rear end in a top hat:



they are merino. filters farts and smegma smell. very soft. eat poo poo other undies

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Merino? sound like Mr. Dink levels of ~very expensive~

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Everyone should have a pair of these.



Everyone. Doesn't matter what brand. Have that tucked away just in case.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

signalnoise posted:

Merino? sound like Mr. Dink levels of ~very expensive~

my balls need a nice house

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

drat. Ice T laying down the cold truth


I am not Gay! I have relationships with women. And only browse the gay-man lingerie sites to judge other men's tuchuses

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Sep 29, 2021

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Are socks considered underwear? Since we wear them under our shoes?

If so I am hijacking this thread to ask about socks as well? Does anyone have great recommendations for ankle socks?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Gentle Autist posted:

these are by far the best gruds and the only ones I will place over my precious genitals and rear end in a top hat:



they are merino. filters farts and smegma smell. very soft. eat poo poo other undies

Found the guy who drops his pants at public urinals

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Zil posted:

Are socks considered underwear? Since we wear them under our shoes?

If so I am hijacking this thread to ask about socks as well? Does anyone have great recommendations for ankle socks?

You can wear socks over your dick and balls so technically they are underwear.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


CPL593H posted:

You can wear socks over your dick and balls so technically they are underwear.

:haibrower: You are truly wise in the ways of the sock.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

CPL593H posted:

You can wear socks over your dick and balls so technically they are underwear.

Wigwam makes a running sock that will change your life, goon.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

CPL593H posted:

You can wear socks over your dick and balls so technically they are underwear.

compression socks though

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I wear a sausage sheath and cram the balls in

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

It’s an edible condom

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Flowers for QAnon posted:

I wear a sausage sheath and cram the balls in

I’ve heard of porking but this is ridiculous

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Found the guy who drops his pants at public urinals

text me

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Zil posted:

Are socks considered underwear? Since we wear them under our shoes?

If so I am hijacking this thread to ask about socks as well? Does anyone have great recommendations for ankle socks?

Unironically, “Darn Tough” merino wool hiking socks in your preferred style are the best

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Literally A Person posted:

Wigwam makes a running sock that will change your life, goon.

Are they dick socks or something? I have a dick but I do not run.

signalnoise posted:

compression socks though

I think you're looking for the Balldo thread.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
What was that goon that was shouting about their amazing silk dick sock? They were telling everyone that they're idiots for not wanting to wear a cocksock at all times. That was good.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I don't feel like googling it but there are websites that sell pouches that have a drawstring on the end with the purpose of just being a bag you wear over your dick and balls. I'm assuming they're just fancy versions of the things actors put on their junk for nude scenes.

BounceBanana
Feb 3, 2021
I forget the name without googling men's skivvies at work, but the Hanes boxer briefs/trunks that have a "pouch" for your nuts to sit in.

For socks I love wool socks but only have a few pair of them.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
I rub my area down with baby powder and then just cling wrap the whole zone

Tear it off each afternoon, have a shower and repeat each morning

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

wool socks are bad actually, your feet get too hot. cotton supremacy

BounceBanana
Feb 3, 2021
Any underwear plus Gold Bond.

"Gold Bond. It's like a thousand angels blowing on your balls."

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

BounceBanana posted:

Any underwear plus Gold Bond.

"Gold Bond. It's like a thousand angels blowing on your balls."

Fresh Balls is even better. Goes on like a lotion, and dries to a powder.

Also the correct answer to the underwear question is "anything with a pouch for your balls"

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Gentle Autist posted:

wool socks are bad actually, your feet get too hot. cotton supremacy

:wrong:

Wool socks breath and wick moisture. I wear wool socks year round. Even in 95F heat. No issues at all.

Cotton is basically the worst fabric available right now. It gets wet, doesn't breath, and then holds on to the moisture.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Pennywise the Frown posted:

:wrong:

Wool socks breath and wick moisture. I wear wool socks year round. Even in 95F heat. No issues at all.

Cotton is basically the worst fabric available right now. It gets wet, doesn't breath, and then holds on to the moisture.

Any recs on good merino socks?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
burlap sack with two holes cut for legs

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Any recs on good merino socks?

smart wool

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Any recs on good merino socks?

tbh I just get the packs from Costco these days. They're cheap. I don't remember what I got in the past but I think someone here recommended Darn Tough. I don't know anything about them.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Boner M posted:

I rub my area down with baby powder and then just cling wrap the whole zone

Tear it off each afternoon, have a shower and repeat each morning

I think talcom powder gives you dick and ball cancer, probably anus cancer too

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
If I wear shirts that aren't cotton I immediately sweat like a motherfucker

100% cotton against the skin for normal daily poo poo please

My undies and socks aren't, it's just shirts that bother me

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Lascivious Sloth posted:

I think talcom powder gives you dick and ball cancer, probably anus cancer too

Pretty much everything we eat, drink, breathe, or come into contact with is carcinogenic.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CPL593H posted:

Pretty much everything we eat, drink, breathe, or come into contact with is carcinogenic.

Life is the leading cause of death

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Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

CPL593H posted:

Pretty much everything we eat, drink, breathe, or come into contact with is carcinogenic.

drat, in that case, your mother gave me stage 4 terminal dick cancer

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