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I’ve heard that Skittles are DTF, can anyone confirm?
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I'm down to taste the rainbow let's go
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Jan 22, 2022 18:17
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drat , she wearing flats? That makes my cock soft, no way!
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Jan 22, 2022 18:18
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I mean I can’t exactly gently caress M&Ms but technically when they’re in my urethra I guess they’re loving me???
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Jan 22, 2022 18:21
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Jan 22, 2022 18:22
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Jan 22, 2022 18:23
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Big Beef City posted:I actually don't want the green m&m to suck my dick I'll melt in her mouth or in her hands.
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Jan 22, 2022 18:26
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Remember when Micky D's tried contemporizing Hamburglar and it didn't go over well?  
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Jan 22, 2022 18:45
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Just did a quick browse over some adult and sex toy shop sites... Didn't see a green M&M or any others. Absolutely a need thats very surprisingly not filled. Edit: lots of fake alien pussy tho Greg of Doom fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Jan 22, 2022 |
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Jan 22, 2022 18:47
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Wait did m&ms always have flesh-coloured arms and legs before? That looks really hosed up
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Jan 22, 2022 19:07
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Greg of Doom posted:Just did a quick browse over some adult and sex toy shop sites... Mars and Mars is unlikely to allow that. You'll have find a black market one. I wonder how many people used Sir Shake-a-Lot as a vibrator.
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Jan 22, 2022 19:27
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a mysterious cloak posted:I don't care about color/gender/shoe type, all these M&Ms are still going up my dick Gutcruncher posted:I mean I can’t exactly gently caress M&Ms but technically when they’re in my urethra I guess they’re loving me??? 
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Jan 22, 2022 19:31
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buddy they won't even let me not gently caress the green m&m anymore
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Jan 22, 2022 19:54
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Just say you'd gently caress any of the M&M's regardless Crisis loving over
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Jan 22, 2022 20:13
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Greg of Doom posted:Just say you'd gently caress any of the M&M's regardless 
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Jan 22, 2022 20:27
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Would not gently caress Red or Green M&M
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Jan 22, 2022 20:29
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you don't have a choice
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Jan 22, 2022 20:33
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AHHHH ITS AL PACINO CLIMAXING BETWEEN GREEN M&M;S TITS
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Jan 22, 2022 20:40
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Greg of Doom posted:AHHHH ITS AL PACINO CLIMAXING BETWEEN GREEN M&M;S TITS lol
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Jan 22, 2022 21:02
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And forcing Hank Azaria to watch.
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Jan 22, 2022 21:05
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All their shoes are WHITE... problematic. Racist and sexist much?
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Jan 22, 2022 21:09
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Big Beef City posted:Fuk that hot
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Jan 22, 2022 21:23
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Somebody asked me "first they took Green M&M's gogo boots, what is next??" And so I drew what I know is next: 
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Jan 22, 2022 21:28
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Somebody asked me "first they took Green M&M's gogo boots, what is next??" Oh yeah, that’ll definitely fix the horny problem.
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Jan 22, 2022 21:34
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i wake up every day and pray to god to give thanks that i wasn't born with a foot fetish
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Jan 22, 2022 21:35
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What Tucker Carlson really wants is to murder anyone who's not a wealthy straight Anglo-Saxon male with rightwing beliefs like him because he's an unevolved monkey man genetically programmed to lash out at everything that's different from him, but he's too cowardly to outright call for violence like Trump did so he just shits on everything "The Others" do even if it's something he would agree with because to him "The Others" are "Evil" just for existing.
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Jan 22, 2022 21:36
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I'm loving the green M&M
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Jan 22, 2022 21:53
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Somebody asked me "first they took Green M&M's gogo boots, what is next??" I didn't know that Hobbits shave their feet.
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Jan 22, 2022 22:03
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I'm loving the green M&M I was making out with the yellow M&M and accidentally whispered "oh green" and now I'm sleeping on the couch.
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Jan 22, 2022 22:07
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Somewhere in Hollywood, Quentin Tarantino just started panting and sweating profusely.
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Jan 22, 2022 22:10
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I dunno am I loving the feet or the crispy shell what is going on I dont gently caress feet so is my dick being all sliced up by jagged angles
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Jan 22, 2022 22:20
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DO I HAVE TO USE A SMALL HAMMER TO ACCESS THE M&M SEXUAL ORGANS
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Jan 22, 2022 22:22
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Lmao @ admitting you don’t gently caress feet. Lotta selfish lovers ITT
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Jan 22, 2022 22:23
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Man, I''m just glad I got to gently caress the green mnm before she changed her shoes.
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Jan 22, 2022 22:26
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Once you go green, say goodbye to your peen
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Jan 22, 2022 22:27
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Lmao @ admitting you don’t gently caress feet. Men love the feet on their dick Women just like being far away from you
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Jan 22, 2022 22:29
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Greg of Doom posted:DO I HAVE TO USE A SMALL HAMMER TO ACCESS THE M&M SEXUAL ORGANS No. Use your mouth.
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Jan 22, 2022 22:43
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Yaldabaoth posted:What Tucker Carlson really wants is to murder anyone who's not a wealthy straight Anglo-Saxon male with rightwing beliefs like him because he's an unevolved monkey man genetically programmed to lash out at everything that's different from him, but he's too cowardly to outright call for violence like Trump did so he just shits on everything "The Others" do even if it's something he would agree with because to him "The Others" are "Evil" just for existing. 
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Greg of Doom posted:AHHHH ITS AL PACINO CLIMAXING BETWEEN GREEN M&M;S TITS PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY CHARACTER 
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