what move hurt most as a kid

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

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i was play-wrestling with my nephews in the mid-00s around the time D-X made a come back and my nephews loved getting slammed and stuff on my sister's bed because it was comfy af. I gave one of them a simulated rock bottom and he bounced off the bed and hit the floor and started crying, my sister ran in and yelled at me, and behind her i see my nephew smirking like loving eddie guerrero and i got worked by a 8 year old

lmao

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herculon: Sep 7, 2018

HonorableTB posted:

i was play-wrestling with my nephews in the mid-00s around the time D-X made a come back and my nephews loved getting slammed and stuff on my sister's bed because it was comfy af. I gave one of them a simulated rock bottom and he bounced off the bed and hit the floor and started crying, my sister ran in and yelled at me, and behind her i see my nephew smirking like loving eddie guerrero and i got worked by a 8 year old

Lmao

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neoaxd: Nov 13, 2004

HonorableTB posted:

i was play-wrestling with my nephews in the mid-00s around the time D-X made a come back and my nephews loved getting slammed and stuff on my sister's bed because it was comfy af. I gave one of them a simulated rock bottom and he bounced off the bed and hit the floor and started crying, my sister ran in and yelled at me, and behind her i see my nephew smirking like loving eddie guerrero and i got worked by a 8 year old

amazing haha

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Patware: Jan 3, 2005

HonorableTB posted:

i was play-wrestling with my nephews in the mid-00s around the time D-X made a come back and my nephews loved getting slammed and stuff on my sister's bed because it was comfy af. I gave one of them a simulated rock bottom and he bounced off the bed and hit the floor and started crying, my sister ran in and yelled at me, and behind her i see my nephew smirking like loving eddie guerrero and i got worked by a 8 year old

roflmao absolute jobber

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

drat. that latest one is sickening. fungah probably broke the bed with that one. don't tell your parents and just say it broke while you were asleep tonight

# ? Mar 10, 2023 22:26

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS HE'S BROKEN IN HALF

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Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Someday I�ll be able to German suplex his rear end onto a bed of buttplugs.

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ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

Why has elephant ambush forsaken us?? Are we not friends?? Did we not stick together thru thick and thin??? And yet he doesnt even acknowledge us, giving us the cold shoulder for days now. Come on dude, for old time's sake man. Dont do this to your friends. Dont do this to me. At least say hi.

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Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Elephant Ambush posted:

i bet it hurt pretty bad when benoit suffocated his kid

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Bro, PM me if you remember when Xpac blew out his butt hole.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 22:44

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Quoth the Jason, �Why has elephant ambush forsaken us?? Are we not friends?? Did we not stick together thru thick and thin??? And yet he doesnt even acknowledge us, giving us the cold shoulder for days now. Come on dude, for old time's sake man. Dont do this to your friends. Dont do this to me. At least say hi.� Please check in with us ASAP dude.

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ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

Wormskull posted:

Quoth the Jason, “Why has elephant ambush forsaken us?? Are we not friends?? Did we not stick together thru thick and thin??? And yet he doesnt even acknowledge us, giving us the cold shoulder for days now. Come on dude, for old time's sake man. Dont do this to your friends. Dont do this to me. At least say hi.” Please check in with us ASAP dude.

Why hasnt he said a word to us these last few days? Did he find a new crew to roll with? Were we such terrible friends that we dont deserve even the tiniest greeting? gently caress this, dude. gently caress! Im so pissed at myself. *Punches wall so hard it somehow makes me poo poo myself* Im sorry elephant ambush... I just wish you knew how sorry we are.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 22:48

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

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Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

TheSwizzler posted:

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Patware: Jan 3, 2005

Elephant Ambush posted:

i bet it hurt pretty bad when benoit suffocated his kid

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# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:15

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

HonorableTB posted:

i was play-wrestling with my nephews in the mid-00s around the time D-X made a come back and my nephews loved getting slammed and stuff on my sister's bed because it was comfy af. I gave one of them a simulated rock bottom and he bounced off the bed and hit the floor and started crying, my sister ran in and yelled at me, and behind her i see my nephew smirking like loving eddie guerrero and i got worked by a 8 year old

lol

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:17

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Elephant Ambush posted:

i bet it hurt pretty bad when benoit suffocated his kid

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it's still loving nuts how this buffoon thought this would go over well in any forum. Let alone the Benoit didn't do it forum.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 01:20

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

I think that�s the worst shittiest post they knew how to do on purpose and they were just being a buttmad rear end in a top hat because no one likes their lovely sense of humor.

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That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020; Ask me about shitposting in SAD to get the attention my parents never gave me

TheSwizzler posted:

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edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

HonorableTB posted:

i was play-wrestling with my nephews in the mid-00s around the time D-X made a come back and my nephews loved getting slammed and stuff on my sister's bed because it was comfy af. I gave one of them a simulated rock bottom and he bounced off the bed and hit the floor and started crying, my sister ran in and yelled at me, and behind her i see my nephew smirking like loving eddie guerrero and i got worked by a 8 year old

Brutal

# ? Mar 11, 2023 02:56

insane anime: Aug 5, 2018

Elephant Ambush posted:

i bet it hurt pretty bad when benoit suffocated his kid

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# ? Mar 11, 2023 03:04

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

ITS ME

ITS ME

ITS THAT P-R-O-B-E

RIDIN WITH THE ENCLOSED POOL AREA

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Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Elephant Ambush posted:

i bet it hurt pretty bad when benoit suffocated his kid

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Los Boricuas running wild on this man's rear end cheeks, beating them bright pink and raw for hours and hours.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 03:52

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

TheSwizzler posted:

ITS ME

ITS ME

ITS THAT P-R-O-B-E

RIDIN WITH THE ENCLOSED POOL AREA

lol
IT'S. TIME.
IT'S. TIME.
IT'S. 'VADIN. TIME.

Bitch rear end elephant.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 03:53

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Wormskull posted:

Los Boricuas running wild on this man's rear end cheeks, beating them bright pink and raw for hours and hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1G8yL_8Fao

while Savio Vega hits him with the flying kneel kick repeatedly in the center of the ring

# ? Mar 11, 2023 04:27

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

loling at "Flying kneel kick"/

# ? Mar 11, 2023 04:32

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

hey this jabroni doesn't know savio's finisher name!

# ? Mar 11, 2023 04:33

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Wormskull posted:

loling at "Flying kneel kick"/

every move's name is whatever they call it in the Fire Pro series or maybe the early Smackdown games, everything else is fake

# ? Mar 11, 2023 04:37

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

i only recognize the official names of the wwe universe

# ? Mar 11, 2023 04:38

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

It's actually callleld Kneel? lzao. On tu kneels, mijo.

# ? Mar 11, 2023 04:38

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

can someone do the needful

# ? Mar 11, 2023 15:07

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Quantum of Phallus posted:

can someone do the needful

quick ik me for the hot tag

# ? Mar 11, 2023 15:11

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

My God! That's That Dick!'s music!

Probe from the top rope!

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

you guys are so smooth and fast, like a young rey mysterio jr

# ? Mar 12, 2023 03:46

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Elephant Ambush posted:

i bet it hurt pretty bad when benoit suffocated his kid

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