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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Our moment has finally cum


E- all snipes are beautiful

Snowy fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Aug 7, 2021

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

At last, closure

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

shame on an IGA posted:

At last, closure

Also, open'er :heysexy:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
If I'd waited 24 hours I could have said it arrived sexarsefully. Blew my load into a sex arse too soon

Splicer fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Aug 7, 2021

Boat Stuck
Apr 20, 2021

I tried to sneak through the canal, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the ship's stuck! Outta my way son! BOAT STUCK! BOAT STUCK!

A fitting rear end to this captivating saga

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Goldmine?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://twitter.com/nameshiv/status/1428480643797721093

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


I have never been so excited for a new international shipping crisis in my whole life.

Come on buddy, you can do it, wedge yourself sideways.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Wonder what the crew thinks of this

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Hope it gets through, I had to return one of my sex arses and won't get refunded until it gets received

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Ratjaculation posted:

Hope it gets through, I had to return one of my sex arses and won't get refunded until it gets received
Good and/or bad news :smith:
https://www.vesselfinder.com/?imo=9811000

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

I still get my hopes up every time there are new posts in this thread

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i hope the captain says something like "never tell me the odds!" when he goes into the canal

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
Looks like Sex Arses are back on the menu, boys.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/20/ever-given-round-two-container-ship-returns-to-suez-canal

e: I didn't read the last couple posts :negative:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Everyone send your energy to Ever Given

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wish someone would unload my lust bums

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Big Beef City posted:

I wish someone would unload in my lust bums

fixed

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Is that a regional dialect

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Maybe the Ever Given is one of those ships that's prone to bad luck and will get stuck again.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Ever Given 2: Beached Again

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


If this ship is not beached full of sex arses then really what is there to live for anymore

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Help, I'm stuck sideways in my sex arse!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
we're going to need some major tugpower to get this arse unstuck

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Mozi posted:

we're going to need some major tugpower to get this arse unstuck

this is the best advice Ever Given

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
https://www.twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1435927824574128135

It's happening.gif

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Looks like it was quickly refloated

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



They used sex arse lube along the edges of the entire canal, so ships are quick to free if they get stuck now

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
my sex arse is a puckered rubbery oasis in an otherwise never ending desert

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Not a single lust bum in view, a terrible costume

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



They also shouldn’t be letting anyone by, I’d love to see how long they could get away with that

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Colonel Cancer posted:

Not a single lust bum in view, a terrible costume

We don't know what the back of the costume looks like.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

yeah what kind of weird new york poo poo is going on in that photo

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

It is probably Insulate Britain, but as it is the US they are trying to shut down the metro and get more people in cars

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



it was just Halloween

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



This isn't just a sex arse, it's a Marks and Spencers sex arse

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://mobile.twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1469005438603739141

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
:pray:

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

https://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1503516528058195974?s=20&t=knr1Fq2eZzmX9A7w6ukoNg

https://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1503539535673708547?s=20&t=knr1Fq2eZzmX9A7w6ukoNg

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Its no blocking of the Suez Canal, but I'll take it whatever I can get in these times.

Also do we know of the status of the sex arses that may be on board?

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