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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Sunday Week 13 GDT: Fuck Deshaun Watson

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I may have spoken too soon, what the gently caress was that

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

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# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:17

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Tony Romo calm down.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:17

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

why wouldnt you run it there bengals, wtf

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:17

Bob Socko: Feb 20, 2001

haljordan posted:

Lol Rams

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:17

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

It will be very funny if the Chiefs lose home field advantage in the playoffs because they lost to the Colts.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:17

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

going to be hard for the chiefs to miss the playoffs, especially if vegas pulls it out.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:17

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

:lol:

welp

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:18

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Relentlessboredomm posted:

why wouldnt you run it there bengals, wtf

clock stops no matter what you do, I guess?

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:18

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

CapnAndy posted:

clock stops no matter what you do, I guess?

sigh, yea i suppose i get that

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:18

Papercut: Aug 24, 2005

lol Niners defense just having fun out there now

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:18

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Papercut posted:

Niners defense is legit sick

It's honestly crazy. I feel like you only see a defense like theirs a couplefew times a decade or so

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:18

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:19

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

CapnAndy posted:

clock stops no matter what you do, I guess?

Yeah that was a free pass play is all, Burrow should have thrown it away rather than sit down for the sack.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:19

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Relentlessboredomm posted:

sigh, yea i suppose i get that

but it still was a bad play because that also means if your poo poo gets blown up, just throw the goddamn ball away

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:19

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

And that'll do it.

Hell of a play by Burrow there.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:20

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

BURROW

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:20

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

what the gently caress was that play!!!!

it legit looked like a kc guy walked right up next to burrow and then didn't even try to tackle him

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:20

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Goddamn Higgins

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:20

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Big Balls Burrow

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:20

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Grittybeard posted:

Yeah that was a free pass play is all, Burrow should have thrown it away rather than sit down for the sack.

Burrow was probably worried he might throw it away at 2:01 and thered be another clock stoppage

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:20

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Chiefs are frauds

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:20

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Go bengos

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:21

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

CapnAndy posted:

what the gently caress was that play!!!!

it legit looked like a kc guy walked right up next to burrow and then didn't even try to tackle him

Yeah, I saw that too!

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:21

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

jesus burrow is good under pressure

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:21

Human Tornada: Mar 4, 2005; I been wantin to see a honkey dance.

CapnAndy posted:

what the gently caress was that play!!!!

it legit looked like a kc guy walked right up next to burrow and then didn't even try to tackle him

LMAO I saw that too

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:21

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

Get hosed Chiefs

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:21

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Pump fake, throw late, Kenyan Drake

:whatup:

:whatup:

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

"the best team in the nfl has changed 3 or 4 times this year"

*checks Eagles win-loss record*

are you sure

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:21

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

haljordan posted:

Come on KC do you just not play defense or what

They do not, and when they do, expect a

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:21

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

hooray bengos :toot:

:toot:

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:22

bows1: May 16, 2004; Chill, whale, chill

WOOO BUNGEOOOSOOOSS

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:22

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Grittybeard posted:

It will be very funny if the Chiefs lose home field advantage in the playoffs because they lost to the Colts.

Oh, you can just about bank on that

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:23

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

we now take you to las vegas, where a man is dead

let's tune in!

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:23

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

CapnAndy posted:

what the gently caress was that play!!!!

it legit looked like a kc guy walked right up next to burrow and then didn't even try to tackle him

He put money on the Begals. Obv

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:23

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

"The AFC playoff picture looks like this:"

*cut to screen with no graphic up*

"Well"

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:24

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Raiders gonna do it

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:24

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

bean mom posted:

https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1599558189993054208

Holy gently caress is that real. Handsome James has the same record as Steve Young wow

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:24

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Niners still allowed more points than their average god drat

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Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

cmon raiders

# ? Dec 5, 2022 01:25

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