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potee posted:SAY VANDELAY! Nah nah nah you're way off
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AuxPriest posted:He... he yelled "Cartwright". She say curse word, I hang up! 
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Jun 7, 2014 04:26
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Ginette Reno posted:Nah nah nah you're way off I'm sitting at home, reading the 500th page, and this is the first post I see? 
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Jun 7, 2014 06:11
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potee posted:I'm sitting at home, reading the 500th page, and this is the first post I see? No, No. It's all water near a bridge.
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Jun 7, 2014 07:57
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Did you ever think about what you're going to do on the toilet?? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ON THE TOILET????! (edit: my girlfriend insisted the last sentence REQUIRE an exclamation point, dont know what im going to do here)
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Jun 7, 2014 15:51
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AuxPriest posted:Did you ever think about what you're going to do on the toilet?? I pulled the lever, but the Clark bar didn't fall out!
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Jun 7, 2014 16:02
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Coffee And Pie posted:I pulled the lever, but the Clark bar didn't fall out! It’s a Twix! They’re all Twix! It was a setup! A setup, I tell ya! And you’ve robbed it! You’ve all screwed me again! Now, gimme one! Gimme a Twix!
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Jun 7, 2014 17:00
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That was no 5th Avenue bar. I can see the crumb right there in the corner of your lip! That is a cookie and we all know that Twix is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch.
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Jun 7, 2014 21:28
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Nougat? Please. I think I’ve reached the point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie. So let’s not just say things that we both know are obvious fabrications! 
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Jun 7, 2014 23:44
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I told him I didn't take his Chuckle. I don't eat that gooey crap.
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Jun 8, 2014 00:09
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Jun 8, 2014 00:13
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I gotta get on that internet.
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Jun 8, 2014 00:32
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When was this? I've seen every episode a bunch of times, and I can't ever remember Jerry using that computer.
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Jun 8, 2014 02:25
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LividLiquid posted:When was this? I've seen every episode a bunch of times, and I can't ever remember Jerry using that computer. Just getting his porn and quotes
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Jun 8, 2014 02:43
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LividLiquid posted:When was this? I've seen every episode a bunch of times, and I can't ever remember Jerry using that computer. 
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Jun 8, 2014 03:41
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Sash! posted:Just getting his porn and quotes If it doesn't work out, I'll just flush 'em down the toilet!
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Jun 8, 2014 04:56
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LividLiquid posted:When was this? I've seen every episode a bunch of times, and I can't ever remember Jerry using that computer.
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Jun 8, 2014 06:16
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LividLiquid posted:When was this? I've seen every episode a bunch of times, and I can't ever remember Jerry using that computer. He uses it for about 3 seconds at the start of a scene before someone walks into the apartment. Unfortunately I can't remember which ep.
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Jun 8, 2014 07:16
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Hello, Mr. LividLiquid. You wanna buy a computer? No? Why not? *ding* Chalk another one up on the big board!
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Jun 8, 2014 07:29
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Hello, Mr. LividLiquid. You wanna buy a computer? No? Why not? I should be buying you presents!
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Jun 8, 2014 07:44
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You make a lot of man friends
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Jun 8, 2014 08:32
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So we're just a couple of white people?
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Jun 8, 2014 10:42
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Coffee And Pie posted:*ding* YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY THAT WATERPIK!
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Jun 8, 2014 13:50
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Hello, Mr. LividLiquid. You wanna buy a computer? No? Why not? Okay, good answer. 
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Jun 8, 2014 14:20
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Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. I did a little reading, and I realize, it wasn't that farfetched.
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Jun 8, 2014 14:53
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regulargonzalez posted:You make a lot of man friends I'm a maaan
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Jun 8, 2014 17:07
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Troy Queef posted:YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY THAT WATERPIK!
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Jun 9, 2014 02:57
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Now THAT is a handsome man!
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Jun 9, 2014 05:37
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Well, unless you wanna kill em', they can't stay in here.
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Jun 9, 2014 06:17
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YAWP!
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Jun 9, 2014 09:19
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Jerusalem posted:Now THAT is a handsome man! No child of mine is ever going to be named Seven!
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Jun 9, 2014 15:51
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Red posted:No child of mine is ever going to be named Seven! Alright... LET'S JUST STAY CALM HERE. DON'T GET CRAZY ON ME!! SERENITY NOW!
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Jun 9, 2014 15:57
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Red posted:No child of mine is ever going to be named Seven! I'm gonna help you out. You want a beautiful name? Soda.
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Jun 9, 2014 16:33
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So legally, I could marry your daughter.
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Jun 9, 2014 17:14
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Supreme Allah posted:So legally, I could marry your daughter. Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.
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Jun 9, 2014 17:24
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Red posted:Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich. If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate!
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TMMadman posted:I'm gonna help you out. You want a beautiful name? Soda. Mug. Mug Costanza. 
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Jun 9, 2014 18:23
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Red posted:Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich. I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.
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Hey cowboy, where's your horse?
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