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Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's funny that we're more receptive to not posting Far Side comics than honoring the wishes of the family of a dead girl. Well, I think it's funny, but I'm an rear end in a top hat.

:emptyquote:

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Aleph Null posted:

"somethingoffal"

It's called Goons With Spoons now.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Even chimps and elephants will gather around and look at corpses. It’s a pretty primal urge.

https://youtu.be/WwPkus8rg6c

There’s an entire thread on this very forum dedicated to posting about people who get maimed or killed at work. Some of the most famous and significant and eternal photographs ever taken are of people who are *dying*.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Phanatic posted:

Even chimps and elephants will gather around and look at corpses. It’s a pretty primal urge.

https://youtu.be/WwPkus8rg6c

There’s an entire thread on this very forum dedicated to posting about people who get maimed or killed at work. Some of the most famous and significant and eternal photographs ever taken are of people who are *dying*.

Right it's weird that people think we are more evolved than animals?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


That was sarcasm, I do my best to avoid real life gore at all costs

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Sid Vicious posted:

Speak for yourself

You must've been more an Ogrish guy

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I mostly visited neopets dot com

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

fruit on the bottom posted:

At least we’re not emailing them the pictures with mocking subject lines.

Again what the gently caress

That's the only hosed up part. What would be hosed up is censoring public information.

chernobyl kinsman posted:

i dunno bud, why do you think posting pictures of a dead teenager which the family has repeatedly and at great expense tried to expunge might be morally repugnant?

also its not a public record, homeboy. it was illictly leaked by the cops, hence why the two officers responsible resigned/were fired

It's public record because it was in public you dumblord. The fact that it was recorded by cops and not randoms with cell phones (as it would be today) hardly affects the morality of it.

Sid Vicious posted:

I mostly visited neopets dot com

Are you a scientologist now?

xtal has a new favorite as of 23:08 on Jun 29, 2018

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


xtal posted:

That's the only hosed up part. What would be hosed up is censoring public information.


It's public record because it was in public you dumblord. The fact that it was recorded by cops and not randoms with cell phones (as it would be today) hardly affects the morality of it.


Are you a scientologist now?

Still an atheist, is there something about Scientology and neopets because that sounds like it would fit the thread

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
mods, cover me in gore and blood

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Sid Vicious posted:

Still an atheist, is there something about Scientology and neopets because that sounds like it would fit the thread

https://theoutline.com/post/4190/neopets-was-run-by-scientologists

https://www.reddit.com/r/neopets/comments/26fwhh/i_am_donna_one_of_the_founders_of_neopets_ask_me/chqp5oi/

xtal has a new favorite as of 23:19 on Jun 29, 2018

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

This isn't a debate we need to be having. Enough about the photos, please.

In other news, we're up to fourteen severed feet in Canada.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/14/americas/dismembered-foot-washes-ashore-canada-trnd/index.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

This isn't a debate we need to be having. Enough about the photos, please.

In other news, we're up to fourteen severed feet in Canada.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/14/americas/dismembered-foot-washes-ashore-canada-trnd/index.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries

Those are my feet they don't even fit you bird give them back

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

This isn't a debate we need to be having. Enough about the photos, please.

In other news, we're up to fourteen severed feet in Canada.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/14/americas/dismembered-foot-washes-ashore-canada-trnd/index.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries

you are canadian? explains the niceness ;)

iirc they're not even sure this is murder related? it seems weird it's just feet never heads or hands or anything

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Caganer posted:

you are canadian? explains the niceness ;)

iirc they're not even sure this is murder related? it seems weird it's just feet never heads or hands or anything

It's because we measure in metric so when they become a foot we have to get rid of them

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
i once woke up super hung over in toronto and was trying to find out if i needed shorts or pants but the temps were all in celcius and my cell phone didn;'t work lol owned

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


So kinda weird but I'm a hop, skip and jump down the coast and we don't have feet appearing in the good ole US of A. Like what the gently caress makes severed feet show up in the land of nice folks but not a half state down the coast?

E: oh god nevermind, five of those were found in WA within an hour or so of my place. Well drat.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 01:21 on Jun 30, 2018

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Caganer posted:

i once woke up super hung over in toronto and was trying to find out if i needed shorts or pants but the temps were all in celcius and my cell phone didn;'t work lol owned

You can't feel temperature or what

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Sid Vicious posted:

You can't feel temperature or what

i put on clothes before i go outside

(slept inside0

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Scathach posted:

So kinda weird but I'm a hop, skip and jump down the coast and we don't have feet appearing in the good ole US of A. Like what the gently caress makes severed feet show up in the land of nice folks but not a half state down the coast?

E: oh god nevermind, five of those were found in WA within an hour or so of my place. Well drat.

maybe they're gay feet so the canadian police won't investigate

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Caganer posted:

i put on clothes before i go outside

(slept inside0

Open a dang window !

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
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Caganer posted:

maybe they're gayindigenous feet so the canadian police won't investigate

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Sorry I have been getting this thread seriously off topic, I was reading this wikipedia article earlier today about an absolutely horrifying group of diseases that can afflict any living creature on earth called cancer, scary stuff

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Sid Vicious posted:

Sorry I have been getting this thread seriously off topic, I was reading this wikipedia article earlier today about an absolutely horrifying group of diseases that can afflict any living creature on earth called cancer, scary stuff

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer

I've said it once and I'll say it again, I'm happy my relationship only has cancer to deal with. Easier than stupid drama.

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
list of last words of texas death row inmates

https://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/death_row/dr_executed_offenders.html

quote:

Last Statement

Date of Execution:

March 27, 2018

Offender:

Rosendo Rodriguez III

Last Statement:

First I would like to say I have been here since September 2005. I had the honor and privilege to know many prison guards and staff. I want to thank all of them. I would like for everyone to write the people on death row as they are all good men and I am very happy I got to know them. All of their lives are worth knowing about.

Secondly on February 14th the medical examiner and the chief nurse were engaged in numerous false illegal acts. They tried to cover up that thousands were wrongfully convicted by Matt Powell, district attorney. This needs to be brought to justice.

I call upon the FBI to investigate Matt Powell and the Lubbock County Medical Examiner. Lastly, I was born and raised Catholic and it was not lost upon me that this is Holy Week and last Sunday was Palm Sunday. Yesterday was my birthday. Today is the day I join my God and father. The state may have my body but not my soul.

In order to save my brothers on death row I call upon Pope Francis and all the people of the world.

Lastly, I want everyone to boycott every single business in the state of Texas until all the businesses are pressed to stop the death penalty.

With that Lord I commend my spirit.

Warden I am ready to join my father.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Seems like torture porn to me

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


xtal posted:

Seems like torture porn to me

Phrases have definitions my dude

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Which is to say torture porn is a subgenre of film, and not just a thing you don't find comfortable

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Seems like gratuitous, Caligulaic enjoyment of pointless violence to me*

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


xtal posted:

Seems like gratuitous, Caligulaic enjoyment of pointless violence to me*

Thank you

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

xtal posted:

Seems like gratuitous, Caligulaic enjoyment of pointless violence to me*

i think it does a good job showing why the death penalty is bad but ok

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Also, http://planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Seems like gratuitous, Caligulaic enjoyment of pointless violence to me :shrug:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Are any of the last words like "this is perfectly safe" oh I just realized it was executed criminals last words never mind

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scathach posted:

So kinda weird but I'm a hop, skip and jump down the coast and we don't have feet appearing in the good ole US of A. Like what the gently caress makes severed feet show up in the land of nice folks but not a half state down the coast?

E: oh god nevermind, five of those were found in WA within an hour or so of my place. Well drat.

They don't want to fail Canada Feet don't fail me now

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
if they executed me id save up my farts and toot for a long time and theyd be all smelling it hahahah

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Caganer posted:

Seems like gratuitous, Caligulaic enjoyment of pointless violence to me :shrug:

I didn't mention any violence unless your definition includes a plane fighting a mountain

xtal has a new favorite as of 02:25 on Jun 30, 2018

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Sid Vicious posted:

Are any of the last words like "this is perfectly safe" oh I just realized it was executed criminals last words never mind

“What are ya gonna do, execute me for crimes against the State?”

christmas boots has a new favorite as of 02:10 on Jun 30, 2018

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


fruit on the bottom posted:

“What are ya gonna do, execute me for crimes against the Stare?”

Hahaha I actually laughed out loud at this and I have two broken ribs and it loving hurt

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Sid Vicious posted:

Hahaha I actually laughed out loud at this and I have two broken ribs and it loving hurt

It’s a technicality, but I’ll mark that down in my ledger as “made someone laugh ‘til it hurt”

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