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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

fishing with the fam posted:

Oh god, what poor sap has to sort through and catalog a million texts/emails/letters/etc.?

Don't forget the selfies of his junk

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Quality over quantity, that's all garbo evidence, it won't prove anything and you know why? we

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost


He's trying to go back to that happy time in his life when Hope Hicks would tuck him into bed after a hard day crying about the press being mean to him. She would kiss his forehead and hand him his Trumpy Bear and she would whisper, "Sleep well Don-don. Don't worry about the haters and losers my love. They just don't get you."

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

old beast lunatic posted:

Why is this fat retard still having his special needs rallies anyway?

Haven't you heard? He's running.

InternetJunky
May 25, 2002

252 privileged documents out of 1300000. It's almost like this lawyer wasn't actually lawyering. I wonder what he could have been up to....

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

old beast lunatic posted:

Why is this fat retard still having his special needs rallies anyway?

You know how ordinary humans sometimes feel down and will treat themselves to something sugary, or maybe watch a favorite movie, or hang out with some friends?

Trump has no friends and his body is basically a big garbage bag full of sugar, so his only entertainment is to go around and have a small group of people cheer for him. The rally was nothing but "We're gonna build the wall, we're gonna help the vets, and we're gonna lock up Hillary". Despite him, y'know, not doing any of that poo poo.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

1redflag posted:

Am I crazy to think he beat the poo poo out of her and they're not letting her back into the public eye until the swelling goes down? Cause that's my bet.

have you seen Trump? he's a fat unhealthy retard who believes exercise makes you die faster, and Melania obviously works out

no way could he beat her up

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

old beast lunatic posted:

Why is this fat retard still having his special needs rallies anyway?

Its the only part of being president he likes.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1001838772009558016

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I imagine that "getting" Trump is a lot like "getting" a yeast infection.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1001834066939990016

:bisonyes:

also this guy is live tweeting right this second if you wanna follow him

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/darth/status/1001840167286587393

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1001667271692115969

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?


Things like this maybe think, foolishly, that everything will be fine.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
From the makers of Ambien:

https://twitter.com/SanofiUS/status/1001824999496404992

lol eat poo poo roseanne

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:

california status: still ok

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

jokes posted:

Things like this maybe think, foolishly, that everything will be fine.

in other states open neo-nazis still run and occasionally win, also the president is a kkk thoroughbred with the full support of the equally racist republican party

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Whatever happened to that guy that was banned from Gab?

And who was the guy who said some poo poo about women making him a sandwich or something? I remember us making fun of his pictures on his website. He was standing in front of a corn field or something. Anyone know what I am talking about? It was for a political spot in Missouri or some poo poo like that.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



fishing with the fam posted:

Oh god, what poor sap has to sort through and catalog a million texts/emails/letters/etc.?

They've automated a huge portion of that. It's actually caused a bit of an employment crisis in the legal profession since they used to have recent law school grads dig through this stuff, but they don't need them anymore.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

piss tape israel posted:

From the makers of Ambien:

https://twitter.com/SanofiUS/status/1001824999496404992

lol eat poo poo roseanne

An all time great dunk right there

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Random Stranger posted:

They've automated a huge portion of that. It's actually caused a bit of an employment crisis in the legal profession since they used to have recent law school grads dig through this stuff, but they don't need them anymore.

*sets filter to "crimes we need to cover up"*

"What the poo poo? 8,472 hits?"

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

piss tape israel posted:

From the makers of Ambien:

https://twitter.com/SanofiUS/status/1001824999496404992

lol eat poo poo roseanne

:perfect:

This timeline owns

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

fishing with the fam posted:

Oh god, what poor sap has to sort through and catalog a million texts/emails/letters/etc.?

There is special software for this

hopefully it's running on an insecure AWS or something so we can all partake in the quality lols

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

piss tape israel posted:

From the makers of Ambien:

https://twitter.com/SanofiUS/status/1001824999496404992

lol eat poo poo roseanne

I feel like reality has red shifted

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




A little bit back, but the gently caress even is this poo poo anymore?

Go home reality, you're drunk :wtc:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


piss tape israel posted:

From the makers of Ambien:

https://twitter.com/SanofiUS/status/1001824999496404992

lol eat poo poo roseanne

The walrus makes you eat and do strange things, but so far I can say that racist Twitter screeds are not something I have done.

Mortimer Knag
Nov 23, 2007

piss tape israel posted:

From the makers of Ambien:

https://twitter.com/SanofiUS/status/1001824999496404992

lol eat poo poo roseanne

Twitter is the best. It's like a trampoline, it enables people who used to not even be able to touch the net to now deliver amazing slam dunks.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
I had to double check to make sure Trump endorsed John Cox a couple weeks ago and not this guy

It was entirely possible

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

just when I thought the rally was bizzare enough

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1001564601346031618?s=20

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001848460881035265?s=19

Here come the Roseanne tweets

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lol

just lol

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


Absolutely amazing

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

lol every time its about him

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
oh my loving god

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


InternetJunky
May 25, 2002

Bob Iger: "Shut up you stupid ape"

*40% of US explodes*

EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!
Lipstick Apathy

That can't be a real twee-

:psypop:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Remember when Shucks said he was too busy to care about Rosanne?

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
In Fox News' spot on your rally this is the widest-angle shot they show. So uh, like maybe a medium-sized high school worth of people showed up, from the entire city of Nashville.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001834394359877633

1000 looks about right :/

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Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I love the modern political rally strategy of "get the real crazies and a few minorities in bleachers behind the podium so our video makes it look SO CROWDED get a new strat that poo poo is old

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