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It unironically rules that I can walk to The Weed Store and buy a large selection of products from knowledgeable and extremely stoned salespeople then walk out with a bag that stops just short of saying THERE'S WEED IN THIS
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more falafel please posted:It unironically rules that I can walk to The Weed Store and buy a large selection of products from knowledgeable and extremely stoned salespeople then walk out with a bag that stops just short of saying THERE'S WEED IN THIS Or, here in Canada, happily says "THERE'S WEED IN THIS : )" knowing that nobody can do poo poo about it
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May 20, 2023 00:47
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I like that the people at the store aren't stoned. I always felt a little silly shopping in old fashioned headshops, buying poo poo from some dude in a six-pound beanie who is hiding between the black light posters and the pussy incense.
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May 20, 2023 00:48
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I'm in Mexico where the government is playing a silly game of "im not touching you" but instead is "im making weed legal!" While actually not doing anything of the sort, so when I buy weed it's in a hidden utility closet deep below the labyrinthine halls of a Medicine college, from a guy who proudly shows off his scabbed knuckles from "kicking some guy's rear end" while his 6 year old plays with dolls in front of a gigantic pile of weed on a desk. He puts an ounce in a ziploc, I pay and still have enough for a large coke and Lesotho. My fiesta name is "pendeja"
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May 20, 2023 00:55
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Kazinsal posted:Or, here in Canada, happily says "THERE'S WEED IN THIS : )" knowing that nobody can do poo poo about it Mine says something like ASCEND: MODERN CANNABIS so basically theironjef posted:I like that the people at the store aren't stoned. I always felt a little silly shopping in old fashioned headshops, buying poo poo from some dude in a six-pound beanie who is hiding between the black light posters and the pussy incense. One of my close friends works at a dispensary and apparently yeah, they are high all the time, they're just cool about it. It rules because my friend gets way too many samples so every time I go over I leave with like $100 worth of edibles/vape carts.
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May 20, 2023 00:56
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more falafel please posted:One of my close friends works at a dispensary and apparently yeah, they are high all the time, they're just cool about it. A dispensary job seems ideal for a high-functioning stoner, though it feels you'd have to work hard to avoid "first week at the candy store" problems
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theironjef posted:It's a bit of a false dichotomy, they just represent stupid extremes. I buy my weed in a store, but it's just resin catridges for a vape pen, nothing elderflower or whatever to it. But also I'm a goddamn adult who has eaten at breakfast restaurants at breakfast time, I don't even know how to buy dodgy street shake anymore. The two require a reasonable middle ground person, obviously this comic wants for Ray. Ray buys all his weed from the sketchiest possible dealer but as he is Ray every baggie is, by pure coincidence, the absolute finest strain possible. Said dealer accidentally leaves 50 bucks in a full 20 percent of the baggies.
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Hey Ray. If choosing between a legit dispensary and a guy on the street, what do you go with? —Aron A lot of guys who are just starting out are worried about meeting on the street, but honestly, they are usually the safer source. I’ve talked before about the idea of street dealers having “ad hoc ID” cards in their mouths, like a bee, so that you can visually inspect them (the bee won’t sting you, like the one Tom Hanks did). For a while now I was picturing in my head the government issuing these little blue identification cards to weed dealers, much like a library card, with a photograph of them on the front and their name and address on the back. Anyhow, I think that would actually be a good idea, and I think I will send it to some folks who can make it happen. In the meantime, ask for their ID, tell them you are scouting for new locations for this card system, and take a mental note about where their place of residence is. Anyhow, thanks for your advice on my advice. I think this is kind of a funny thing which I am doing. Ray.
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Zefiel posted:He puts an ounce in a ziploc, I pay and still have enough for a large coke and Lesotho. My fiesta name is "pendeja" I always wondered what Lesotho was in that context. Yes. I know it's a South African city, but is it booze or something? Beef isn't really a drinking guy unless it's Stella or that one time Jack Daniel's tucked him in and was his breakfast.
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It's the city. He was saying the price difference between the two meals was the budget output of Lesotho. Sometimes Beef has bad opinions because he is from circumstances so he rates a city as being worth about 130 dollars.
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May 25, 2023 15:07
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Tall Tale Teller posted:I always wondered what Lesotho was in that context. Yes. I know it's a South African city, but is it booze or something? Beef isn't really a drinking guy unless it's Stella or that one time Jack Daniel's tucked him in and was his breakfast. theironjef posted:It's the city. He was saying the price difference between the two meals was the budget output of Lesotho. Sometimes Beef has bad opinions because he is from circumstances so he rates a city as being worth about 130 dollars. Lesotho is a country, not a city.
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May 25, 2023 15:45
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Beef may have also been cracking wise.
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You know, I never even considered that Beef was thinking about what Ray paid in that sentence. Like, just with what he normally has in his pocket, Beef is saying he can buy three tacos, a large Dr Pepper, and the brokest nation he can think of. E: and not get Demeaned by Brand Interactions, is the main point Phy fucked around with this message at 00:04 on May 26, 2023 |
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Y’all need to PAY ATTENTION
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Nessus posted:Y’all need to PAY ATTENTION How come most people suck?
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 NEW STRIP"DMT is also supposed to be a lot cooler than that" was my first lol of the new Achewood. It's back, baby.
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"drat, some day I'll have my last hoot!" "No." one of the most Ray things that has ever been written
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Self-Bernards is such a hilarious business idea to come up with mid-piss. Ray should go on Shark Tank and pitch it, all trying to strap a Saint Bernard cask around a struggling Kevin O'Leary's neck. A well-prepared man, "Self-Bernards"
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May 26, 2023 19:20
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Is Door Number Two supposed to be DMT?
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Whomst among us has not had to defy their last hoot mid-piss?
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Safety Dance posted:Is Door Number Two supposed to be DMT?
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Onstad, once again, seems to have found his particular blue heaven. Edit: I absolutely don't want to join the Discord, but I do want to joke about "So, you are gettink pre-nup before weddink, yes?" Safety Dance fucked around with this message at 22:09 on May 31, 2023 |
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Yo YO who has had a girlfriend whose sleeping face they loved in the pale blue cast of dawn WOOT WOOT raise the ROOF
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You can't hate truth, man! It's against philosophy!
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Apparently Patreon poo poo the bed with the lights on and didn’t send out email notification for the new comic post 
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Pooh and Philippe interacting is exactly as adorable as I had hoped Also had bought some single serving little ice cream cakes the other day and finally got around to having one and I just realized it's a Friendly's brand one, hope having those in my freezer won't turn it into a hellmouth...
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I am now irrationally angry about hamburgers.
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The one flaw in the Golden Tabloid piece is Beef never speaks in a flirty Scarlet O'Hara voice.
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Safety Dance posted:The one flaw in the Golden Tabloid piece is Beef never speaks in a flirty Scarlet O'Hara voice.
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The new strip and the Roast Beef weed selling story were really good. Honestly, I was half expecting the voices to sound stilted after such a long break or even worse a weirdo, hosed up storyline like the High School arc, but everything has been hitting for me with this return.
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Nessus posted:Are we sure he isn't speaking in a Scarlett O'hara voice throughout Aww, yeah, man, hooray. Hooray for some guys.
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Whah, ah'll have what ah'm havin'!
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