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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Main thing I took from that was more about sessions than trump.

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Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Trump Thread II: McCain: ... [??????????]

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Harrow posted:

Kurt, buddy, at this point just admit you like hentai and move on. Believe it or not that's the least embarrassing way this can go.

Or just say you had pornography on another tab and leave it at that. I have never had a conversation about Japanese porn that went "well". It was terrible for all involved.

Xibanya
Sep 17, 2012




Clever Betty
This is real life so gently caress Comey, he's still a self-serving rear end in a top hat, but if this were a movie he might be my favorite character.

Everything today has been so much more entertaining than I ever dreamed was possible :allears:

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
Is the original Eichenwald tweet somewhere? The aftermath is great but I want to see what sparked it. I have shamefully googled "Kurt Eichenwald tentacle porn" to no avail.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

sean10mm posted:

The last time I saw poo poo get wrecked as much as Comey just did in that hearing was in a goddamn Godzilla movie.

And one of the good ones, not like Son of Godzilla or some poo poo.


Yeah, that just raises more questions if anything. :stare:

The firing was the part in Shin Gojira where they bomb Godzilla, and this hearing is what happens just the gently caress after that.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012


Calm down Kurt

NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE
Dec 10, 2001
I send you this file in order to have your advice!
"I wasn't looking at tentacle porn! I was trying to show it to my kids!!!"

Travic
May 27, 2007

Getting nowhere fast
Watched the McCain segment on a big screen at lunch. I assumed I didn't understand what he was saying because I was reading delayed closed captions and missing large parts of it to eat. Turns out nope. McCain just had a stroke.

So the Democrats asked real questions and the Republicans tried to discredit Comey, blame Comey for Trump trying to influence him, push the narrative Trump is too stupid to obstruct justice, and say that because he tried and failed to obstruct justice then that means he didn't break the law?

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Trump literally did not know we had a major base and troops in Qatar

https://twitter.com/SimonMarksFSN/status/872858486895513600

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Lote posted:

There's no way to dig out of this one. Just stop.

Please

He needs to give a borderline plausible fig leaf so prudes who like him can keep liking him. Using more than one tweet for it doesn't help his credibility, though.

Hope the scandal doesn't make it harder for him to get work; poor guy has enough to deal with as it is. :(

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
When your name is a death camp trying to talk your way out of the tentacle rape whorehouse is just not going to work, good buddy.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
our (adult) sons

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Eventually with all this digging, he will get to Japan and problem solved.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Cartoon parn

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/872858913602916352

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches
Lol

"I consider myself a journalist. I tried and could not find tentacle porn on the internet."

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I like the way Comey said he couldn't comment publicly about the dossier. It's because I'm biased that I just assumed it was a wink wink to the audience instead of just saying something to "No" unless at least some of it is true.

Tensokuu
May 21, 2010

Somehow, the boy just isn't very buoyant.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Travic posted:


So the Democrats asked real questions and the Republicans tried to discredit Comey, blame Comey for Trump trying to influence him, push the narrative Trump is too stupid to obstruct justice, and say that because he tried and failed to obstruct justice then that means he didn't break the law?

Did you expect anything different?

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Rigel posted:

Trump literally did not know we had a major base and troops in Qatar

https://twitter.com/SimonMarksFSN/status/872858486895513600

That, uh, seems like something you don't want to admit he didn't know.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Rigel posted:

Trump literally did not know we had a major base and troops in Qatar

https://twitter.com/SimonMarksFSN/status/872858486895513600

Isn't it the largest US base in the middle east?

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Ah, the Pete Townshend defense.

God Is Love, my friends.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

kurt holy poo poo just stop bro goddamn

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse
Man, watching the pundits for Trump on CNN trying to explain how firing Comey while being investigated isn't obstruction of justice is just a mix of :allears: and :suicide:

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

sean10mm posted:

The last time I saw poo poo get wrecked as much as Comey just did in that hearing was in a goddamn Godzilla movie.

And one of the good ones, not like Son of Godzilla or some poo poo.

What about Clinton and her 11 hour Mr. Ben Ghazi hearing and the original Gowdy?

Also which way is the wrecking going? Did Comey get wrecked or did he do the wrecking? I'm did productive gym stuff today.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

eviltastic posted:

Lol

"I consider myself a journalist. I tried and could not find tentacle porn on the internet."

I'm not going to try it, but I assume if I typed "tentacle porn" into google, I'd get hits and links to video on the front page

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Rigel posted:

Trump literally did not know we had a major base and troops in Qatar

https://twitter.com/SimonMarksFSN/status/872858486895513600

:lol:

we're so loving hosed

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I don't want Kurt to stop until he reviews the hentai.

"guys it wasn't even that good"

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

The Glumslinger posted:

Isn't it the largest US base in the middle east?

It's our CENTCOM forward base.

So...uh..yeah.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Lote posted:

Or just say you had pornography on another tab and leave it at that. I have never had a conversation about Japanese porn that went "well". It was terrible for all involved.
It wasn't even that bad? Like whoopdidoo, he likes anime milfs according to the summary someone posted upthread. Coulda been a whooooole lot worse for him, but now he's infini-downing on it instead of just being all don't kinkshame, and now he will never be rid of it

Xibanya posted:

This is real life so gently caress Comey, he's still a self-serving rear end in a top hat, but if this were a movie he might be my favorite character.
I don't hate comey, after all of this.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

We gotta be tolerant, guys.

If Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Third was doing anything treasonous, that was just him honoring his Confederate heritage. :heritage:

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Fission Mailed

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

loving CENTCOM is in Qatar :psyduck:

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

PhazonLink posted:

What about Clinton and her 11 hour Mr. Ben Ghazi hearing and the original Gowdy?

Also which way is the wrecking going? Did Comey get wrecked or did he do the wrecking? I'm did productive gym stuff today.

As noted earlier in the page that poo poo was the scene in a godzilla movie where he burns loving tokyo down, and in this analogy Comey is the big G.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


The Glumslinger posted:

Isn't it the largest US base in the middle east?

It's just U.S. Central Command, and that's not important, right? Right?

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012


Oh my god, Kurt, holy poo poo :negative:

He cannot possibly think this is helping him

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Rigel posted:

I'm not going to try it, but I assume if I typed "tentacle porn" into google, I'd get hits and links to video on the front page

Kurt has demonstrated numerous times that he is REAL bad with computer

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Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
5 minutes of people caring then on to hentai guy and mccain stuff.

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