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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



kerbal sandwich program

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Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

open-spaced sandwich

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

worlds most expensive fajita?

i just spent $88 to send a few cans of refried beans to my buddy in japan (plus peanut butter pretezels and a few other goodies)

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
i'm drill-and-die-screw

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i`m the quick pretense for screwing

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


i would have bet good money while scrolling that it was going to end in a 'comically large screw for your mother' joke

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

it took me longer than it should've to realize that it's a joke

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



vOv posted:

it took me longer than it should've to realize that it's a joke
:yossame: but about everything

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

KoRMaK posted:

:yossame: but 2017

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
 

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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnaSvvSqY-8

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

when the trumpocalypse comes just make sure you can out gun your prepper neighbors

is what i think this batshit man is hinting at

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
i don't have any guns because i don't want to wander dismally in a cormack mcarthy world

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
I can't wait for my shift to start at the Trump™ Hunger Factory™, Brought to you by The Sharper Image™

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat

mmmmmmm chewy

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

abraham linkedin posted:

the werner herzog internet documentary is on netflix now

this is really good

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme
Wait, I've actually seen the "DIN 910 Special screw with perforation for length adjustments" in real life on some ASSA Abloy locks so you could install it on doors of different thickness.

Holy moly
http://www.homedepot.com/p/Everbilt...00071/100338368

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

i kinda hate that this artist seemingly had to bulwark this joke by pasting in one francis x. clampazzo

if they had more confidence it would've stood on its own

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

meatpotato posted:

Wait, I've actually seen the "DIN 910 Special screw with perforation for length adjustments" in real life on some ASSA Abloy locks so you could install it on doors of different thickness.

6 or 7 of them are real things

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i kinda hate that this artist seemingly had to bulwark this joke by pasting in one francis x. clampazzo

if they had more confidence it would've stood on its own

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


classic

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

My_Anxiety.jpg

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
as someone with first hand experience with food poisoning from undercooked chicken: please put a trigger warning on that

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

undercooked? it looks medium rare

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

its okay for fish, meat and pork? why not chicken, yum!

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
DQ gave me a raw chicken burger like that once. I ate probably 4-5 bites from it before realizing something was off (I was eating in my car at night). I went into the restaurant and forced myself to vomit in the bathroom sink

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


2018 bmws lookin good

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

fart simpson posted:

undercooked? it looks medium rare

looks like warm apple pie in a breaded chicken crust :discourse:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

its okay for fish, meat and pork? why not chicken, yum!

don't think you are supposed to eat rare pork either unless you like :can:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
medium-rare pork is safe now according to the usda

FacePalmExpert
Dec 10, 2014

[imagine a clever quip here]



CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
http://i.imgur.com/ll6HR6y.gifv

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


https://gifsound.com/?gifv=ll6HR6y&v=4wKPTWXD2Z0&s=22

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

i knew what sound this was going to be before i even clicked it

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