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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Turns out the guy that invented Where's Waldo never made any money off the property, because they never knew where to mail the checks. He died penniless and was buried in an unmarked grave.

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Yeah but, where's the grave?

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

God drat it Steven. Spit that out!

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Jamesman posted:

Turns out the guy that invented Where's Waldo never made any money off the property, because they never knew where to mail the checks. He died penniless and was buried in an unmarked grave.

Had to check this out and welp:

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Jamesman posted:

Turns out the guy that invented Where's Waldo never made any money off the property, because they never knew where to mail the checks. He died penniless and was buried in an unmarked grave.

You should those “the two inventors of the Oreo died yesterday. They will be doubly stuft in a grave!” type jokes on Weekend Update

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012










mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Had to check this out and welp:


I like to imagine he's single because of his mad pussy-spotting game.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.




Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

ChunksNensja posted:

Dead horse = tomato sauce
And it's not horses, its just pork/beef sausage meet in a pastry wrap. The meat pies however.....there were reports of camel meat found in those.

I think if you found camel meat in something colloquially referred to as a "rat coffin" you'd probably be pretty happy.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 03:33 on Jan 8, 2018

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

La Brea Carpet posted:

His name is Kunta Kentae.

Well that's the hardest I've laughed today.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

ChunksNensja posted:

Dead horse = tomato sauce
And it's not horses, its just pork/beef sausage meet in a pastry wrap. The meat pies however.....there were reports of camel meat found in those.

I wish. That poo poo is delicious!

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
One hump or two?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Gotta try that

Not the gym part

Or the water part

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Nothing will ever be funnier to me than the time I saw a guy yelling at his barking dog: "Richard! Stop it!"

The loving dog's name was Richard.

Once when I was out walking my dog (Henry btw), we saw another person with a much bigger dog coming the other way, so my dog got into position to say hello to to the other dog. Other dog dodged the friendly meeting by walking closely behind his person until they passed us - all the time he was staring at my dog in that sidelong way dogs use when they want to look at something without being seen.

'Michael's shy', his owner explained.

:3:

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Dannywilson posted:

When he's not posting anime tiddys, and is dropping explanations for why a semi-mundane pic is funny, I actually really enjoy it.

cool

The MSJ
May 17, 2010











The MSJ has a new favorite as of 14:51 on Jan 8, 2018

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

That was my nickname in college










:smith:

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That was my nickname in college

Oops you quoted the wrong pic...

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Disclose it comrade, have you seized this image file from chairmanlol.com?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Finally, an international crisis President Trump is fully qualified to resolve.

He's gonna grab it

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That was my nickname in college










:smith:

How did you get the nickname "Noorani Chicken"?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

How did you get the nickname "Noorani Chicken"?

There was this exchange student called Noorani and she reeeally like hamburgers. One time I asked her to the dance and



I'm sorry I can;t go on it's too painful :gonk:

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
That is a well seasoned cat!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV7HGsYWAkU

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
SRS has come so far.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Any chance I get that's even half relevant to link to Carrie Underwood Releases Complex, Multi-Part Prog Rock–Inspired ‘Sunday Night Football’ Theme Song I will take. That's my favorite Onion article of all time and I know that nobody else gives a poo poo.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Reminds me of this pic of my boy Franklin humping his stuffed squid on top of a plate of catnip.



The kid knows how to party, you have to give him that.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Trig Discipline posted:

Reminds me of this pic of my boy Franklin humping his stuffed squid on top of a plate of catnip.



The kid knows how to party, you have to give him that.

He looks like he's about to take a poo poo

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Phlegmish posted:

He looks like he's about to take a poo poo

Not everybody shits when they hump, OP

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

The Bloop posted:

Not everybody shits when they hump, OP

Whoa, that's news to me.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
crying is normal though, right

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Trig Discipline posted:

crying is normal though, right

Yeah but you've gotta pay up front

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Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

The Bloop posted:

Not everybody shits when they hump, OP

That's what squirting is

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