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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Brio-shut the gently caress up, in other words? I laughed at this no pun on my part, I just liked it 
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no matter which way you slice it i oven like to wheat and write these puns one time i even asked to pump her nickle! lololol
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Rn I really want you all to die in the worst possible kind of fire, fyi
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sebmojo posted:Rn I really want you all to die in the worst possible kind of fire, fyi oh man I haven't made bonfire bread since I was a kid 
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sebmojo posted:Rn I really want you all to die in the worst possible kind of fire, fyi Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.
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lol i forgot this wasnt gbs, but then seb reminded me what swell and tolerant people there are in this here subforum. "thick as the glutens in meemaws bread" as my mom would say
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sneakyfrog posted:lol i forgot this wasnt gbs, but then seb reminded me what swell and tolerant people there are in this here subforum. I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage… The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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Pimblor posted:I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage… The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-cT58rgNc
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Alaois posted:this is fitting for the SA Sagas thread because it does a good job illustrating why 2012-era GBS was completely unreadable guestimate posted:Your pun chains suck y'all
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Was the goon junkie guy the same dude who lost his arm and had a big panther tattoo on his back? Then some goon photoshopped the panther tat so it was missing a leg? And then the guy died or something?Or m I mixing up my sagas here? I just remember "backpanther" was a running joke for some time and that the guy was supposedly kind of stupid and lost and arm and I think his life being dumb.
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BiggerBoat posted:Was the goon junkie guy the same dude who lost his arm and had a big panther tattoo on his back? Then some goon photoshopped the panther tat so it was missing a leg? And then the guy died or something?Or m I mixing up my sagas here? I just remember "backpanther" was a running joke for some time and that the guy was supposedly kind of stupid and lost and arm and I think his life being dumb. no the one arm guy with the backpanther was abunchofnumbers and if I remember right he bought a super nuts motorcycle (possibly with lottery or inheritance money) even though everyone told him not to. then he wrecked it and lost an arm. I dont think he was a junkie nor did he die though. ps: puns mat, so??
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BiggerBoat posted:Was the goon junkie guy the same dude who lost his arm and had a big panther tattoo on his back? Then some goon photoshopped the panther tat so it was missing a leg? And then the guy died or something?Or m I mixing up my sagas here? I just remember "backpanther" was a running joke for some time and that the guy was supposedly kind of stupid and lost and arm and I think his life being dumb. abunchofnumbers was a motorcycle guy, with a tattoo took a bad spill and became disabled then bought a manual lamborghini
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BiggerBoat posted:Was the goon junkie guy the same dude who lost his arm and had a big panther tattoo on his back? Then some goon photoshopped the panther tat so it was missing a leg? And then the guy died or something?Or m I mixing up my sagas here? I just remember "backpanther" was a running joke for some time and that the guy was supposedly kind of stupid and lost and arm and I think his life being dumb. I dunno about the drugs part, but there was the goon who’d never driven a motorcycle before and bought an overpowered sport bike against all advice from the more experienced cycleheads in AI who told him to start with something easier to handle, then promptly wrecked it and lost an arm in the process. He then turned around and used the insurance money from the cycle wreck to buy an overpowered high-end sports car (Ferrari or something similar), which was a loving stick shift (yeah, his shifting arm was the one he lost). And then he wrecked that too (maybe died in that wreck? Can’t remember). I think he may actually have been the backpanther dude, but these dead gay forums are chock full of people who aren’t known for making the best life choices. Edit: goddammit, what the people above me said. I’m too slow with the phone posting.
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sneakyfrog posted:i think it was a loving busa too it's always a busa or a gixxer with that kind of dude
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For some reason I thought backpanther died. Apparently not For anyone that remembers the dollfucker threads, Kevin Havens is still alive and (not) well. https://dollsbook.com/members/ki5jyd/ I always found those threads fascinating - and him in particular - not so much for his fetish but for his weird obsession with the most mundane poo poo (like Squeeze, Linux, Bawls energy drinks, etc.) and how he would interject those subjects into anything he wrote, including posting as his dolls spewing the same nonsense. He goes off on these weird tangents in incredible and poorly written detail. He's still at it and has apparently discovered Whataburger! so now he's constantly on about that. They catered his wedding. He married his doll because of course he did. There's a photo gallery in the link if anyone wants to see the wedding kiss and a picture of a hamburger.
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sneakyfrog posted:just young and dumb and arrogant like maremma sheepdog lady One of my favorite stories, but I've never seen/read the actual thread. Didn't it implant on a tree or something and chew through a door to get to it?
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3090725 enjoy friend
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Ugly In The Morning posted:God can you imagine being one of the people that had to cater that? I don’t know how your brain could be equipped to handle that without having a shitload of experience with grody online stuff to prepare you. I feel like catering a Realdoll wedding is just dropping off a single bag of takeout and bolting, though? Ain't like there's gonna be the whole family there.
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Antivehicular posted:I feel like catering a Realdoll wedding is just dropping off a single bag of takeout and bolting, though? Ain't like there's gonna be the whole family there. And I doubt the girls eat that much. Except Kevin will post as his doll and she'll talk about how yummy her whataburger was and how much better her cpu runs under linux while listening to Squeeze and...
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Snow Cone Capone posted:oh man I haven't made bonfire bread since I was a kid Would you say that put a damper on things?
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:I dunno about the drugs part, but there was the goon who’d never driven a motorcycle before and bought an overpowered sport bike against all advice from the more experienced cycleheads in AI who told him to start with something easier to handle, then promptly wrecked it and lost an arm in the process. He then turned around and used the insurance money from the cycle wreck to buy an overpowered high-end sports car (Ferrari or something similar), which was a loving stick shift (yeah, his shifting arm was the one he lost). And then he wrecked that too (maybe died in that wreck? Can’t remember). I think he may actually have been the backpanther dude, but these dead gay forums are chock full of people who aren’t known for making the best life choices.
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I think this was in TG or possibly a repost of an offsite thread, but does anyone have a link to the WH40k "dropship" dude getting wrecked? Some guy abusing the rules of a certain faction to only place his units after the other person had, and then some guy with an average/mediocre army placed his units so that there was nowhere for the other guy to place his and he lost by default. The aftermath was a picture of the winner smiling and the loser glaring in pure neckbeard rage.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Can only find the imgur story: Fantastic! Thank you.
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sneakyfrog posted:just young and dumb and arrogant like maremma sheepdog lady My FAVE. Poor doggo, though. Am pretty sure I recently saw the famous picture of her baby with a cigarette and a beer in its hand (obviously a joke, but trashy anyways.)
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RNG posted:I think this was in TG or possibly a repost of an offsite thread, but does anyone have a link to the WH40k "dropship" dude getting wrecked? Some guy abusing the rules of a certain faction to only place his units after the other person had, and then some guy with an average/mediocre army placed his units so that there was nowhere for the other guy to place his and he lost by default. The aftermath was a picture of the winner smiling and the loser glaring in pure neckbeard rage. As a 40K player, 40K is really dumb. I love the game, but it's really dumb.
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Ghostlight posted:Missing in this is that he wrecked the cycle that everyone told him was too powerful, then bought an even more powerful cycle that everyone told him was also stupid as gently caress because he couldn't handle the last one, and then he lost his arm wrecking that one. Because clearly the problem with the first motorcycle was that it WASN'T powerful enough, and that's why he wrecked it.  It's like a bottomless hole of stupidity.Thanks for filling in the details; I knew I wasn't quite all the way there. 
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