AFC West 2023: This is the year Russ cooks again. 8-9 season, order up!

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Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Once the curtain is pulled back and the Swifties realize the Chiefs gleefully employ misogynistic, domestic abuser assholes on the regular, will they revolt? Do they even know how racist the tomahawk chop is? Could the Swifties take down the NFL?

# ? May 15, 2024 16:45

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 23:02

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Taylor Swift allows the NFL to live only with her permission.

# ? May 15, 2024 16:46

Simplex: Jun 29, 2003

I'm needing an update to "idiot kicker" Mr. Mahomes.

# ? May 15, 2024 16:56

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mahomes won't touch this with a ten foot pole, being the bland, please-everyone coward that he is.

# ? May 15, 2024 17:46

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

If I was his agent I'd tell him exactly that.

But he's big into promoting women's sports so I dunno. He just did this the other day

https://twitter.com/Canaansdad1987/status/1790733291789725844

# ? May 15, 2024 17:58

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Black Sunshine posted:

Once the curtain is pulled back and the Swifties realize the Chiefs gleefully employ misogynistic, domestic abuser assholes on the regular, will they revolt? Do they even know how racist the tomahawk chop is? Could the Swifties take down the NFL?

I've been saying for months we need to weaponize Swifties, but for truly good things, like the eternal mission of "gently caress the Cowboys".

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Taylor Swift allows the NFL to live only with her permission.

She's got a break in her tour when the season starts, so she's likely gonna be there on opening night to give her blessing on another season of the NFL, and the ratings will be massive yet again. Start placing bets on Cris Collinsworth saying something stupid.

# ? May 15, 2024 18:39

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

fartknocker posted:

I've been saying for months we need to weaponize Swifties, but for truly good things, like the eternal mission of "gently caress the Cowboys".

She's got a break in her tour when the season starts, so she's likely gonna be there on opening night to give her blessing on another season of the NFL, and the ratings will be massive yet again. Start placing bets on Cris Collinsworth saying something stupid.

Let me know if you find a sucker to place that bet, I might want to make one myself.

# ? May 15, 2024 19:19

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

fartknocker posted:

I've been saying for months we need to weaponize Swifties, but for truly good things, like the eternal mission of "gently caress the Cowboys".

Causing the collapse of the Chiefs and Cowboys would be a pretty great 1-2 punch victory for everyone IMO

# ? May 15, 2024 20:54

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Black Sunshine posted:

Causing the collapse of the Chiefs and Cowboys would be a pretty great 1-2 punch victory for everyone IMO

Just tear up the constitution and name her queen if she pulls it off.

# ? May 15, 2024 23:00

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Play posted:

Mahomes won't touch this with a ten foot pole, being the bland, please-everyone coward that he is.

https://twitter.com/zmullis/status/1790824579201466479?t=FAOnZWg7TXTol4hPx1oS-A&s=19

Looks like he did a while ago

# ? May 16, 2024 03:00

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

I was sad the Chargers opted not to go with an anime schedule release this year because I've really enjoyed the last two years. The Sims one was pretty funny, but I really enjoyed the Chiefs crushing everyone. The only thing I found weird was the phone chargers they crushed for the Chargers were European phone chargers which makes me wonder if they outsourced this video to a Euro company. I haven't watched Raiders or Broncos yet, but I also really enjoyed the Bills, Titans and Jacksonvilles.

# ? May 16, 2024 15:07

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

The Raiders PR team is trash so...

# ? May 16, 2024 15:08

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Can't afford to pay talented PR people when you're paying out so much in hookers and PF Chang's

# ? May 16, 2024 15:10

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Broncos one is whatever

# ? May 16, 2024 15:15

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Yeah thats not helping.....

Edit: this is fake sorry

SalTheBard fucked around with this message at 18:38 on May 16, 2024

# ? May 16, 2024 17:58

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

That can't be real

# ? May 16, 2024 18:06

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

SalTheBard posted:

Yeah thats not helping.....

LOL no way

# ? May 16, 2024 18:11

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

I was duped sorry

# ? May 16, 2024 18:12

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

SalTheBard posted:

I was duped sorry

It's okay, we got to share a laugh together.

# ? May 16, 2024 18:15

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

SalTheBard posted:

Yeah thats not helping.....

This has to be fake

# ? May 16, 2024 18:29

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

Lmao the funny thing is we all believed it.

# ? May 16, 2024 18:45

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

LiquidFriend posted:

Lmao the funny thing is we all believed it.

It's actually incredibly sad, OP

# ? May 16, 2024 18:50

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

3 DONG HORSE posted:

It's actually incredibly sad, OP

Well yes the context itself is bad but he's so all-in I could see that being his 'apology'

# ? May 16, 2024 18:52

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

LiquidFriend posted:

Well yes the context itself is bad but he's so all-in I could see that being his 'apology'

Yeah good point. I don't know what's up or down anymore lol

# ? May 16, 2024 18:54

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

maybe they're mad cause they think he's right

# ? May 18, 2024 15:20

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

Black Sunshine posted:

Can't afford to pay talented PR people when you're paying out so much in hookers and PF Chang's

Careful, friend. They're called 'sex workers', or 'personal satisfaction technicians'. I failed to label them correctly recently, causing many goons to burst into fake tears of virtue. Be warned.

# ? May 18, 2024 21:37

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Two Chiefs players charged with marijuana possession in Johnson County https://www.ksnt.com/sports/nfl-kansas-city/two-chiefs-players-charged-with-marijuana-possession-in-johnson-county/

quote:

OLATHE, Kan. — Two players with the Kansas City Chiefs are facing charges for possession of marijuana in Johnson County, Kansas.

Chiefs offensive tackles Chukwuebuka Godrick and Wanya Morris were both arrested Thursday and charged with a misdemeanor of first-degree possession of marijuana/THC.

Both have been released on a $2,500 bond. Both had their first court appearances on Friday and are due back in court on May 23, 2024.

Morris, a 2023 third-round pick from the University of Oklahoma, started in four games as a rookie and is expected to compete for the starting left tackle position with rookie Kingsley Suamataia this season.

Godrick joined the Chiefs in 2023 as a designated International Pathway Player from Nigeria and has not played in any games.

What the gently caress is going on with this team??

# ? May 19, 2024 04:11

stump collector: May 28, 2007

They�re just getting a little silly

# ? May 19, 2024 04:50

Forrest on Fire: Nov 23, 2012

SalTheBard posted:

Two Chiefs players charged with marijuana possession in Johnson County https://www.ksnt.com/sports/nfl-kansas-city/two-chiefs-players-charged-with-marijuana-possession-in-johnson-county/

What the gently caress is going on with this team??

Johnston county is on the border with Missouri, where weed is legal. KC is a city in multiple states with different stages of legality.

The professional athletes who play in KC should loving know this, but I wouldn't be surprised if more KC sports figures get busted like this

# ? May 19, 2024 12:48

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

SalTheBard posted:

Two Chiefs players charged with marijuana possession in Johnson County https://www.ksnt.com/sports/nfl-kansas-city/two-chiefs-players-charged-with-marijuana-possession-in-johnson-county/

What the gently caress is going on with this team??

kiimo posted:

Chiefs potential left tackle was arrested in Overland Park (where I'm from) yesterday. For having a little bit of weed.

Bringing this up just because how stupid is this

reverse this for gambling.

# ? May 19, 2024 17:53

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

That's a stupid situation but know the rules where you work and live, especially right on state borders.

# ? May 19, 2024 18:26

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Forrest on Fire posted:

Johnston county is on the border with Missouri, where weed is legal. KC is a city in multiple states with different stages of legality.

I assumed this is exactly what happened. I live in JoCo and was like "Yep someone made a trip to Missouri and got caught"

# ? May 19, 2024 19:30

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

I mean, the JoCo sheriff hasn�t really had any interest since it got legalized. These two got popped for DWB and this was all that would stick. I�d be surprised if it even got prosecuted.

# ? May 19, 2024 21:00

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

Nah. Johnson County just loving sucks and hates everybody and wants to shake you down for all the money.

Just more reason to live on the better side of the metro.

# ? May 19, 2024 23:57

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Johnson County police suck.

But it's still a way better place to live, sorry Missouri

see: new Chiefs stadium surely coming

# ? May 20, 2024 03:03

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

lol was this tons of weed, or what?

# ? May 20, 2024 05:05

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

kiimo posted:

Johnson County police suck.

But it's still a way better place to live, sorry Missouri

see: new Chiefs stadium surely coming

Call me crazy I suppose but all the nimbys and stores that all look the same won't overcome not going to jail for a little bit of weed.

# ? May 20, 2024 10:52

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

~~Miles~~ Drew Sanders torn achilles. Apparently it happened in early April, and he had a successful surgery, so it's possible he returns mid to late season, if at all. Hope his recovery goes well!

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 12:47 on May 21, 2024

# ? May 21, 2024 10:55

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

I believe you mean Drew

# ? May 21, 2024 12:46

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 23:02

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Kull the Conqueror posted:

I believe you mean Drew

Oops. Thank you.

# ? May 21, 2024 12:47

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