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shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Those food tubes are called chubs and usually contain ground meat I don't know where you guys are finding spaghetti and pea soup but nothing is sacred anymore.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Pea soup is stored in the tubes.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

shy boy from chess club posted:

Those food tubes are called chubs and usually contain ground meat I don't know where you guys are finding spaghetti and pea soup but nothing is sacred anymore.

I will not go to the store to buy a chub of anything

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

It's your loss bruh

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Pirate Radar posted:

I will not go to the store to buy a chub of anything

I could share my soupy chubs with you if you prefer.

Would you like a full chub or just a half chub of my clam chowder?

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

barbecue at the folks posted:

The tube form factor makes it easy to cut your pea soup into slices that you then fry to eat with your oven fries! How is this not a thing elsewhere, the Finn asks.

Well yea otherwise you have to go through the trouble of piercing the bottom of the can to get the soup cylinder out intact enough to get good slices.

But once you have your slice of soup you have a plenty of options like assembling them into a sandwich with mustard and saturdaysausage, or breading and deep frying them to enjoy soup American style

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I liked it better when I had assumed Finns just ate pickled reindeer or something

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Pickled reindeer doesn't sound half bad.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I'd try it.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Doc Hawkins posted:

welcome to dicks page #2

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Is liverwurst a pate because that stuff comes in a tube and it's loving delicious. Does it taste better fresh? I'd hope so but wouldn't know where to find it fresh.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I actually don't like pate very much, but usually I see it in cans or jars. Is it sold in tubes most places, and Spain is just weird?

Food tubes remind me of IKEA.

Füd tübs.

Spain is weird but the fried egg potato chips are fantastic. The whole bag smells like farts though

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat

Improbable Lobster posted:

I think it literally was a cooler, if anyone was wondering

I used to work for a funeral home and handled plenty of baby funerals- that is definitely a baby casket, nearly all of which do look like coolers.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

canyoneer posted:

Spain is weird but the fried egg potato chips are fantastic. The whole bag smells like farts though

You're loving up if you're not getting the jamon jamon rufles when you're in Spain.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Sex Hobbit posted:

I used to work for a funeral home and handled plenty of baby funerals- that is definitely a baby casket, nearly all of which do look like coolers.

Don't get them mixed up or you'll end up with suds in the sids box

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Now just what in the gently caress compelled me to click welcome to dicks page #2 I will never know but it sure wasn't what I found.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 18:26 on Mar 20, 2019

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

The other way around will be a bbq you'll never forget

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Spanish Manlove posted:

You're loving up if you're not getting the jamon jamon rufles when you're in Spain.

Those are great too. I think I pickled my intestines eating olives and chorizo nonstop.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I ate so many olives when I first got here that a metaphor about how many olives I ate. I mean, it was a lot.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Don't get them mixed up or you'll end up with suds in the sids box

Holy poo poo :drat:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I ate so many olives when I first got here that a metaphor about how many olives I ate. I mean, it was a lot.

It sounds gross but the ones with anchovies in them are way better than I thought they would be.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

From the polygamy thread.

numberoneposter posted:

take my wife

PLEASE!

Oscar Wild posted:

Take my wife and wife and wife and wife and wife...

Please! I'm begging you. I dont know their names.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Take my wife, please! She is a murderer and I am afraid.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

Why are children counted in labor statistics



Leperflesh posted:

Technically, they're called ephebelaborers
:goonsay:

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

sebmojo posted:

Take my wife, please! She is a murderer and I am afraid.

mr john charles thomas price it's an honor to meet you

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Glenn Quebec posted:

*has anime, nudity and visual novel blocked on steam* ahhh, let's see if there are any decent indie rpgs out----

Steam recommends: Mrs. Hazumaki's Toilet Oops

I refuse to provide context.

Azathoth Prime
Feb 20, 2004

Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I ate so many olives when I first got here that a metaphor about how many olives I ate. I mean, it was a lot.

It was three, wasn't it?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Azathoth Prime posted:

It was three, wasn't it?

Three trillion.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

snergle posted:

they made super trooper ones but they only wanted to do farva and thorny but because mac does the merchandise for broken lizard they had to make one of him to. they finally did rabbit and the rookie after super troopers 2. my point is they will do lowtax but only if he is the merch man for sa.

I think Lowtax is the merch guy for SA, but I'm not really sure.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



NoneMoreNegative posted:

everyone knows the hexagon is the most cyberpunk shape; I give you CYBERBURGS


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Innovative-Freezer-Container-Shape-Store/dp/B071G6W2HH/

Shaggar posted:

where do u get hexagon bread?

Sagebrush posted:

they only sell octagon bread

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Wiltsghost posted:

I just parried a rooster. GOTY

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










TCC?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
do you guys remember a thread where a diver got really pissed at another scuba diver and used lots of funny diver insults, i can't find it but it was good

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I remember reading it, but can't remember who it was. There were several god-tier insults and diver themed burns being tossed around by both of them though.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Screaming Idiot posted:


"Jesus Christ, forget about it, I changed my mind, focus on the Russia scandal instead."

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

corn in the bible posted:

do you guys remember a thread where a diver got really pissed at another scuba diver and used lots of funny diver insults, i can't find it but it was good

i remember it being a full on helldump thread and all the other helldumpers couldn't understand half the diver insults

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Ghostlight posted:

the answer to "can these legos (sue me lego) stop a .50 calibre bullet fired by a gun designed to punch through steel armour at a range of 1,000+ kilometres from penetrating this dinosaur man's dick" is no, even when poorly photoshopped.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Solice Kirsk posted:

I remember reading it, but can't remember who it was. There were several god-tier insults and diver themed burns being tossed around by both of them though.

I think... Stroke? That was somehow a savage dive burn

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Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

sebmojo posted:

I think... Stroke? That was somehow a savage dive burn

Yeah, that was it, I think the poster was Zo

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